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@callhimherm.bsky.social
⸝⸝ What-- 𝙟𝙚𝙧𝙠? No, no, no, no! I don't think sooo!~ ⸝⸝
A parody account, not affliated with Dispatch! ☁︎
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tags: #dispatchrp #mvrp
A parody account, not affliated with Dispatch! ☁︎
╰┈➤ Likes and reposts appreciated! Profile picture by slimespecter on Tumblr.
tags: #dispatchrp #mvrp
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a man wearing goggles looks at another man wearing a superhero mask
ALT: a man wearing goggles looks at another man wearing a superhero mask
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⤷ Weird, yeah, right? Phenoma-ma-man-man... he is-- he's like a 𝘳𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳!
➤ NSFW DNI, MDNI either!
𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘱 𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘥 ☁︎
➤ NSFW DNI, MDNI either!
𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘱 𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘥 ☁︎
( he's trying to patch up the hole in the mens bathroom. )
November 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
( he's trying to patch up the hole in the mens bathroom. )
T... The w-- what? Hole? Bathroom? In the-- bathroom?
ㅤᅠᅠnow is a bad time ta mention the hole in the men◝ s washroom aye ...
ㅤᅠᅠ
ㅤᅠᅠ
November 18, 2025 at 5:18 PM
T... The w-- what? Hole? Bathroom? In the-- bathroom?
Reposted by 💧 - 𝘞𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘣𝘰𝘺
Well, Waterboy, 'Hear me out' is what someone says when they want to-
( Does the finger going in the hole motion with her hands- )
( Does the finger going in the hole motion with her hands- )
November 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Well, Waterboy, 'Hear me out' is what someone says when they want to-
( Does the finger going in the hole motion with her hands- )
( Does the finger going in the hole motion with her hands- )
Reposted by 💧 - 𝘞𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘣𝘰𝘺
N.. Not being top-choice is still good! I mean, being on a... hear-- hear me out, cake, is... good!
November 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
N.. Not being top-choice is still good! I mean, being on a... hear-- hear me out, cake, is... good!
I never... really watched it, the-- Scooby Doo, show... growing up... Or, knockoffs for this case!
( he's probably gonna try and find it online later, he's got a phone now! )
That is... is, kinda odd-- Kind of, it is... but I like sharks, they might not like me, though...?
( he's probably gonna try and find it online later, he's got a phone now! )
That is... is, kinda odd-- Kind of, it is... but I like sharks, they might not like me, though...?
No no no.
You see back in the.. I don't know, 80's or something, Hannah Barbara did a bunch of Scooby Doo knockoffs for some reason, and one of them had a talking shark instead of a dog.
And the shark's name was Jabberjaw, and he also walked on land for some reason.
You see back in the.. I don't know, 80's or something, Hannah Barbara did a bunch of Scooby Doo knockoffs for some reason, and one of them had a talking shark instead of a dog.
And the shark's name was Jabberjaw, and he also walked on land for some reason.
( raising his eyebrow ?? what do they mmean )
Talking-- Talking shark...? Like, from the... the movie, L... Lockjaw, you know the one?
That's... that's so-- cool, radical! I guess we have... the bat-guy, half... half-bat, half-man, and something else, I heard him say it in the office! I guess?
Talking-- Talking shark...? Like, from the... the movie, L... Lockjaw, you know the one?
That's... that's so-- cool, radical! I guess we have... the bat-guy, half... half-bat, half-man, and something else, I heard him say it in the office! I guess?
November 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I never... really watched it, the-- Scooby Doo, show... growing up... Or, knockoffs for this case!
( he's probably gonna try and find it online later, he's got a phone now! )
That is... is, kinda odd-- Kind of, it is... but I like sharks, they might not like me, though...?
( he's probably gonna try and find it online later, he's got a phone now! )
That is... is, kinda odd-- Kind of, it is... but I like sharks, they might not like me, though...?
And then I go and spoil it all, by saying something stupid like 𝘐 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶... I love you.
November 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
( raising his eyebrow ?? what do they mmean )
Talking-- Talking shark...? Like, from the... the movie, L... Lockjaw, you know the one?
That's... that's so-- cool, radical! I guess we have... the bat-guy, half... half-bat, half-man, and something else, I heard him say it in the office! I guess?
Talking-- Talking shark...? Like, from the... the movie, L... Lockjaw, you know the one?
That's... that's so-- cool, radical! I guess we have... the bat-guy, half... half-bat, half-man, and something else, I heard him say it in the office! I guess?
We have a talking shark, so it's close enough.
Like... Fuck, what's his name-
Jabberjaw?
Yeah, Jabberjaw.
.... I'm not fucking talking like him though.
Like... Fuck, what's his name-
Jabberjaw?
Yeah, Jabberjaw.
.... I'm not fucking talking like him though.
( he cleans his mouth a little, grabbing a mop and attempting to clean it. )
N--Naughty, right? Like... on... um, on a bad... bad list, or-- something, I don't know... I don't know. I don't know.
( fixing his goggles a little... )
We're -- yeah! Like that one gang! Except, no t... talking dog!
N--Naughty, right? Like... on... um, on a bad... bad list, or-- something, I don't know... I don't know. I don't know.
( fixing his goggles a little... )
We're -- yeah! Like that one gang! Except, no t... talking dog!
November 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
( raising his eyebrow ?? what do they mmean )
Talking-- Talking shark...? Like, from the... the movie, L... Lockjaw, you know the one?
That's... that's so-- cool, radical! I guess we have... the bat-guy, half... half-bat, half-man, and something else, I heard him say it in the office! I guess?
Talking-- Talking shark...? Like, from the... the movie, L... Lockjaw, you know the one?
That's... that's so-- cool, radical! I guess we have... the bat-guy, half... half-bat, half-man, and something else, I heard him say it in the office! I guess?
( he cleans his mouth a little, grabbing a mop and attempting to clean it. )
N--Naughty, right? Like... on... um, on a bad... bad list, or-- something, I don't know... I don't know. I don't know.
( fixing his goggles a little... )
We're -- yeah! Like that one gang! Except, no t... talking dog!
N--Naughty, right? Like... on... um, on a bad... bad list, or-- something, I don't know... I don't know. I don't know.
( fixing his goggles a little... )
We're -- yeah! Like that one gang! Except, no t... talking dog!
( Concerned blinking.... )
Uh, it's fine.
But yeah, I guess someone's being naughty here.
( PHRASING. )
Gang, looks like we got a mystery on our hands.
( .. SNRRK- )
Uh, it's fine.
But yeah, I guess someone's being naughty here.
( PHRASING. )
Gang, looks like we got a mystery on our hands.
( .. SNRRK- )
( MOUTH HANGING WIDE OPEN IN SHOCK. )
B-- But you can't-- do that! In the workplace! You can't-- you can't! Just can't! No hear me out cakes! I mean--
( he grabs his mouth for a second, before vomiting water for a solid 4 seconds. )
S-Sorry... got a bit nervous...
B-- But you can't-- do that! In the workplace! You can't-- you can't! Just can't! No hear me out cakes! I mean--
( he grabs his mouth for a second, before vomiting water for a solid 4 seconds. )
S-Sorry... got a bit nervous...
November 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
( he cleans his mouth a little, grabbing a mop and attempting to clean it. )
N--Naughty, right? Like... on... um, on a bad... bad list, or-- something, I don't know... I don't know. I don't know.
( fixing his goggles a little... )
We're -- yeah! Like that one gang! Except, no t... talking dog!
N--Naughty, right? Like... on... um, on a bad... bad list, or-- something, I don't know... I don't know. I don't know.
( fixing his goggles a little... )
We're -- yeah! Like that one gang! Except, no t... talking dog!
( MOUTH HANGING WIDE OPEN IN SHOCK. )
B-- But you can't-- do that! In the workplace! You can't-- you can't! Just can't! No hear me out cakes! I mean--
( he grabs his mouth for a second, before vomiting water for a solid 4 seconds. )
S-Sorry... got a bit nervous...
B-- But you can't-- do that! In the workplace! You can't-- you can't! Just can't! No hear me out cakes! I mean--
( he grabs his mouth for a second, before vomiting water for a solid 4 seconds. )
S-Sorry... got a bit nervous...
Well, Waterboy, 'Hear me out' is what someone says when they want to-
( Does the finger going in the hole motion with her hands- )
( Does the finger going in the hole motion with her hands- )
November 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
( MOUTH HANGING WIDE OPEN IN SHOCK. )
B-- But you can't-- do that! In the workplace! You can't-- you can't! Just can't! No hear me out cakes! I mean--
( he grabs his mouth for a second, before vomiting water for a solid 4 seconds. )
S-Sorry... got a bit nervous...
B-- But you can't-- do that! In the workplace! You can't-- you can't! Just can't! No hear me out cakes! I mean--
( he grabs his mouth for a second, before vomiting water for a solid 4 seconds. )
S-Sorry... got a bit nervous...
Wh... what's a hear me out cake, anyways...?
November 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Wh... what's a hear me out cake, anyways...?
( waterboy reaches his hand out, fistbumping Robert too, trying to be extra-cool by doing a 'boom' motion with his hand. )
I've... been-- I've been told I'm kinda big... already, big boy, by my grandma...
B... But I'll keep growing and getting stronger, for y-- you, Robert!
I've... been-- I've been told I'm kinda big... already, big boy, by my grandma...
B... But I'll keep growing and getting stronger, for y-- you, Robert!
Heh, true enough. Got me there.
But yeah, no worries! You're gonna be big one day. I know it.
{He reaches out his fist towards him, and smiles}
Fistbump of prosperity.
But yeah, no worries! You're gonna be big one day. I know it.
{He reaches out his fist towards him, and smiles}
Fistbump of prosperity.
( he fidgets with his hands slowly, looking at Robert. )
P... please, don't be so nice to me-- I might vomit water again, and... you... you know how that goes...
But... thank you, so-- so, actually, so much-- For the kind words! T... thank you, thank you...
P... please, don't be so nice to me-- I might vomit water again, and... you... you know how that goes...
But... thank you, so-- so, actually, so much-- For the kind words! T... thank you, thank you...
November 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
( waterboy reaches his hand out, fistbumping Robert too, trying to be extra-cool by doing a 'boom' motion with his hand. )
I've... been-- I've been told I'm kinda big... already, big boy, by my grandma...
B... But I'll keep growing and getting stronger, for y-- you, Robert!
I've... been-- I've been told I'm kinda big... already, big boy, by my grandma...
B... But I'll keep growing and getting stronger, for y-- you, Robert!
( he fidgets with his hands slowly, looking at Robert. )
P... please, don't be so nice to me-- I might vomit water again, and... you... you know how that goes...
But... thank you, so-- so, actually, so much-- For the kind words! T... thank you, thank you...
P... please, don't be so nice to me-- I might vomit water again, and... you... you know how that goes...
But... thank you, so-- so, actually, so much-- For the kind words! T... thank you, thank you...
Of course, man. Listen. Ya just gotta learn to kinda take what people say with a grain of salt, it know that can be hard to do but.
I believe in you, seriously. You're already putting in so much effort. Don't let people drag you down, yeah?
I believe in you, seriously. You're already putting in so much effort. Don't let people drag you down, yeah?
R-- Robert! My... sorry, I kinda got lost in my thoughts, again... mister... boss... dispatcher...
( he blushes a little at the encouragement, before nodding accordingly. )
Do.. do- you, um, you think I'm really capable of... doing all that? It's... a lot, for so little... for me, I mean!
( he blushes a little at the encouragement, before nodding accordingly. )
Do.. do- you, um, you think I'm really capable of... doing all that? It's... a lot, for so little... for me, I mean!
November 18, 2025 at 3:55 PM
( he fidgets with his hands slowly, looking at Robert. )
P... please, don't be so nice to me-- I might vomit water again, and... you... you know how that goes...
But... thank you, so-- so, actually, so much-- For the kind words! T... thank you, thank you...
P... please, don't be so nice to me-- I might vomit water again, and... you... you know how that goes...
But... thank you, so-- so, actually, so much-- For the kind words! T... thank you, thank you...
... I'm... I'm cute...?
( a little blush, he pulls his hair back for it to shoot back to it's usual position again. )
T... This isn't some kind of... kind of internet video, right...? Where they... appear, and um... 'play with my feelings'? After saying something nice? Again...?
( a little blush, he pulls his hair back for it to shoot back to it's usual position again. )
T... This isn't some kind of... kind of internet video, right...? Where they... appear, and um... 'play with my feelings'? After saying something nice? Again...?
hey, don't be too hard on yourself.
you're cute.
( soft little frown. )
you're cute.
( soft little frown. )
T... That's what I thought... had, in-- mind, too!
( leaning close to the cake... )
I'm... not-- really, someone you want to put in these types of... challenge... challenge things-- cakes?
I don't think so, think-- so, at least!
( leaning close to the cake... )
I'm... not-- really, someone you want to put in these types of... challenge... challenge things-- cakes?
I don't think so, think-- so, at least!
November 18, 2025 at 3:53 PM
... I'm... I'm cute...?
( a little blush, he pulls his hair back for it to shoot back to it's usual position again. )
T... This isn't some kind of... kind of internet video, right...? Where they... appear, and um... 'play with my feelings'? After saying something nice? Again...?
( a little blush, he pulls his hair back for it to shoot back to it's usual position again. )
T... This isn't some kind of... kind of internet video, right...? Where they... appear, and um... 'play with my feelings'? After saying something nice? Again...?
C... cake, sounds yummy...
November 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
C... cake, sounds yummy...
T... That's what I thought... had, in-- mind, too!
( leaning close to the cake... )
I'm... not-- really, someone you want to put in these types of... challenge... challenge things-- cakes?
I don't think so, think-- so, at least!
( leaning close to the cake... )
I'm... not-- really, someone you want to put in these types of... challenge... challenge things-- cakes?
I don't think so, think-- so, at least!
you're even on it.
( blink blink as she inspects the cake further. )
( blink blink as she inspects the cake further. )
...
( pulling on his collar. )
Y... yup, who... that's crazy...
( pulling on his collar. )
Y... yup, who... that's crazy...
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
T... That's what I thought... had, in-- mind, too!
( leaning close to the cake... )
I'm... not-- really, someone you want to put in these types of... challenge... challenge things-- cakes?
I don't think so, think-- so, at least!
( leaning close to the cake... )
I'm... not-- really, someone you want to put in these types of... challenge... challenge things-- cakes?
I don't think so, think-- so, at least!
...
( pulling on his collar. )
Y... yup, who... that's crazy...
( pulling on his collar. )
Y... yup, who... that's crazy...
ooookay who left a hear me out cake in the break room .ᐣ robert and punch up and sonar on there .
November 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
...
( pulling on his collar. )
Y... yup, who... that's crazy...
( pulling on his collar. )
Y... yup, who... that's crazy...
R-- Robert! My... sorry, I kinda got lost in my thoughts, again... mister... boss... dispatcher...
( he blushes a little at the encouragement, before nodding accordingly. )
Do.. do- you, um, you think I'm really capable of... doing all that? It's... a lot, for so little... for me, I mean!
( he blushes a little at the encouragement, before nodding accordingly. )
Do.. do- you, um, you think I'm really capable of... doing all that? It's... a lot, for so little... for me, I mean!
Sometimes, we worry about the opinions of others too much. So much that it affects our personality, and how we function. Just be yourself, you got this, man.
My... stutter, it... my stutter, it keeps getting worse-- Robert... told me, it... it wasn't a stutter, I was just, um, worried about the... the-- opinions, the opinions of others... and, maybe he was right? I mean-- Of course he was! He's THE Mec- Robert! He's THE dispatcher!
November 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
R-- Robert! My... sorry, I kinda got lost in my thoughts, again... mister... boss... dispatcher...
( he blushes a little at the encouragement, before nodding accordingly. )
Do.. do- you, um, you think I'm really capable of... doing all that? It's... a lot, for so little... for me, I mean!
( he blushes a little at the encouragement, before nodding accordingly. )
Do.. do- you, um, you think I'm really capable of... doing all that? It's... a lot, for so little... for me, I mean!
( sitting down in a bucket in the middle of the office, busy day, no one should notice... )
This... feels nice... actually...
This... feels nice... actually...
November 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
( sitting down in a bucket in the middle of the office, busy day, no one should notice... )
This... feels nice... actually...
This... feels nice... actually...
Everyone-- In, Z-Team, the Z-Team-- They have some... cool... catchphrases, I want... I want a cool catchphrase too!
Let... let me think... about it!
Let... let me think... about it!
November 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Everyone-- In, Z-Team, the Z-Team-- They have some... cool... catchphrases, I want... I want a cool catchphrase too!
Let... let me think... about it!
Let... let me think... about it!
My... stutter, it... my stutter, it keeps getting worse-- Robert... told me, it... it wasn't a stutter, I was just, um, worried about the... the-- opinions, the opinions of others... and, maybe he was right? I mean-- Of course he was! He's THE Mec- Robert! He's THE dispatcher!
November 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
My... stutter, it... my stutter, it keeps getting worse-- Robert... told me, it... it wasn't a stutter, I was just, um, worried about the... the-- opinions, the opinions of others... and, maybe he was right? I mean-- Of course he was! He's THE Mec- Robert! He's THE dispatcher!
T... that punch-up... up, guy-- He's a real, real... REAL cool! Like... Like Mecha-Man, but-- a bit less... um... bit less taller! But being tall-- It-- Doesn't make... It doesn't make you a hero sometimes.
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
T... that punch-up... up, guy-- He's a real, real... REAL cool! Like... Like Mecha-Man, but-- a bit less... um... bit less taller! But being tall-- It-- Doesn't make... It doesn't make you a hero sometimes.
i don't know how to ask for help when i don't know what's wrong with me.
November 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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"𝕐𝕠𝕦'𝕣𝕖 𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥. 𝕀𝕥'𝕤 𝕒 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕥. 𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕘𝕦𝕪, ℝ𝕠𝕓𝕖𝕣𝕥, 𝕚𝕤 𝕒 𝕞𝕒𝕤𝕜."
November 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
"𝕐𝕠𝕦'𝕣𝕖 𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥. 𝕀𝕥'𝕤 𝕒 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕥. 𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕘𝕦𝕪, ℝ𝕠𝕓𝕖𝕣𝕥, 𝕚𝕤 𝕒 𝕞𝕒𝕤𝕜."