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💧 - 𝘞𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘣𝘰𝘺
@callhimherm.bsky.social
⸝⸝ What-- 𝙟𝙚𝙧𝙠? No, no, no, no! I don't think sooo!~ ⸝⸝


A parody account, not affliated with Dispatch! ☁︎


╰┈➤ Likes and reposts appreciated! Profile picture by slimespecter on Tumblr.

(adult mun and muse)

tags: #dispatchrp #mvrp
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⤷ Weird, yeah, right? Phenoma-ma-man-man... he is-- he's like a 𝘳𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳!

➤ NSFW DNI, MDNI either!

𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘱 𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘥 ☁︎
a man wearing goggles looks at another man wearing a superhero mask
ALT: a man wearing goggles looks at another man wearing a superhero mask
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[ looking... staring at the other... ]

P-- Pegggeed...? I... woah. Woah... well, I mean.. a kiss is a kiss...!
─── @callhimherm.bsky.social ;

Sitting. Staring. Shit-eating grin.

"Well well well...... I wouldn't have pegged YOU for wanting a kiss from yours truly, but who am I to say no?"
January 19, 2026 at 3:48 AM
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𝑰'𝑴 𝑹𝑰𝑺𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑴𝒀 𝑳𝑰𝑭𝑬, 𝑭𝑶𝑹 𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑺𝑬 𝑭𝑹𝑰𝑬𝑵𝑫𝑺 𝑰'𝑽𝑬 𝑭𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑫༄⚡︎.ᐟ

A Sonic.exe vessel... not exactly OC, heck, I'm not even the first person to come up with this
Inspired by OM

Roleplay serious and unserious alike, anyone's welcome!
January 17, 2026 at 6:05 PM
📲- Could be worse! I feel great myself!
@callhimherm.bsky.social

× Do you wanna hang out sometime?
× You're like- really cute, and,,
× Fuck it, I can't do this.

⤷ How's work?
January 8, 2026 at 3:13 AM
... I'm not clicking on your shady links, Sonar.
Yeah, you got me there.

Listen, while I’ve got you, did you see the email I forwarded you? It’s an amazing investment opportunity that you can get in on the ground floor of.
... Replying to things that may seem absurd is-- probably the... first of steps to becoming a hero.
January 4, 2026 at 3:14 AM
... Replying to things that may seem absurd is-- probably the... first of steps to becoming a hero.
… you’re a weird little dude.

It was a hyperbole.
I‐- DON'T! Kill people... but... if you're... into that. I am willing to open... new doors, I-- I guess.
December 31, 2025 at 12:09 AM
... I don't... I... why did he... I... doesn't.. make sense. Doesn't make sense.

( Waterboy's face seems to distort a little as to convey him trying not to cry. )

... Will you give me a second...?

( he leaves and goes to a bathroom stall, probably to cry his sorrow out. )
He was on his own mission. With his own Agency. He's worked with someone from your program- the... Phoenix Program, I believe? RipJawz.

〖 He takes a deep breath. 〗

He was shot. It happened pretty quickly...
... I... haahh.. um. I don't feel too good. Hearing... that.

( he tries to play it off with a chuckle, he turns his back for a second before leaning in a wall. )

Just... what happened? Did... they... um, try and call... SDN...? I could... have been a hheero... mmh--
December 30, 2025 at 11:59 PM
... I... haahh.. um. I don't feel too good. Hearing... that.

( he tries to play it off with a chuckle, he turns his back for a second before leaning in a wall. )

Just... what happened? Did... they... um, try and call... SDN...? I could... have been a hheero... mmh--
...

〖 Slight nod. 〗
( mean side-eye. Nervous gulp )

... All I need is to know if they-- kicked the bucket. Or... not.
December 30, 2025 at 11:54 PM
( mean side-eye. Nervous gulp )

... All I need is to know if they-- kicked the bucket. Or... not.
〖 Nervous sweating 〗

You might want to sit down for this.
... What happened to that Rose guy?
December 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Hawk tuah! Water on that thang!
December 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
... What happened to that Rose guy?
December 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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"Let's send these pricks straight to Hell. . figuratively."

✝️ Dispatch RP account
✝️18+ MDNI
✝️Post Episode Eight focused - Expect spoilers
December 28, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I‐- DON'T! Kill people... but... if you're... into that. I am willing to open... new doors, I-- I guess.
December 30, 2025 at 11:45 PM
... Whuh?
I really wish someone would Dispatch™️ me.
December 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
( eating taiyaki secretly. )
December 29, 2025 at 11:45 PM
... Marry and kill...

I... personally wouldn't eheeehh... kill, anyone. Marry, maybe...

... wasn't there another option...?
December 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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─ ... You're just saying that. This is trash and you know it.

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⋆˚࿔ credits for most art presented in profile: Cool Kid Cody
December 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I'm... feeling-- gggreaat!~
December 29, 2025 at 9:53 PM
( barfing water in your face in self-defense. )
Nnnno.

Now, if I said I was gonna put you in that situation myself, *then* it would be a threat.
December 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
... Ya like jazz?

( leaning over a wall with one arm, before falling over very much awkwardly, just laying there for a little. )

It's... sounds... great. I'd like to.. um, to-- listen! To it, soon! Maybe now!
! Oh! Hey!

〖 He picks up the sleeve of the record with a bright smile. It's wrapped in plastic still... he really wants to preserve it. 〗

Gene Raslo! He's like a jazz... ska... singer!
( standing there awkwardly, rubbing his hands, before sitting close to Rose. time to socialize wet twink!! )

So.. bi-- huge... BIG fan of music?

Big... music-- are you... um.. a fan of it? Music--

WHAT. Are you listening to...?
December 27, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Is-- that a th-thrrrreat...?
It will be if you're left under the tree like that for long enough.
December 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
( all curled up, sleeping so comfy, snoring gently. Like a Little kitty )
December 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
( standing there awkwardly, rubbing his hands, before sitting close to Rose. time to socialize wet twink!! )

So.. bi-- huge... BIG fan of music?

Big... music-- are you... um.. a fan of it? Music--

WHAT. Are you listening to...?
He's listening to his new Gene Raslo record.

Something to lift his spirits... just a bit. He loves Gene Raslo...
December 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Hey guys, just a heads up, I'll be planning a News Years event starting around Monday and ending around January 4th. I'll be post the rules and information regarding it on Saturday, and note that particapation is not required, but please feel free to join!
December 27, 2025 at 2:59 AM
NOT WHAT I'M CALLED
December 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM