💧 - 𝘞𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘣𝘰𝘺
@callhimherm.bsky.social
⸝⸝ What-- 𝙟𝙚𝙧𝙠? No, no, no, no! I don't think sooo!~ ⸝⸝
A parody account, not affliated with Dispatch! ☁︎
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tags: #dispatchrp #mvrp
A parody account, not affliated with Dispatch! ☁︎
╰┈➤ Likes and reposts appreciated! Profile picture by slimespecter on Tumblr.
tags: #dispatchrp #mvrp
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a man wearing goggles looks at another man wearing a superhero mask
ALT: a man wearing goggles looks at another man wearing a superhero mask
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⤷ Weird, yeah, right? Phenoma-ma-man-man... he is-- he's like a 𝘳𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳!
➤ NSFW DNI, MDNI either!
𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘱 𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘥 ☁︎
➤ NSFW DNI, MDNI either!
𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘱 𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘥 ☁︎
( ... waterboy slightly blushes at the compliments. )
T-- thank you, I uh... really.. wanted... needed-- to hear that, today!
( he blushes a bit more, nodding as to reassure himself... )
T-- thank you, I uh... really.. wanted... needed-- to hear that, today!
( he blushes a bit more, nodding as to reassure himself... )
don't be too hard on yourself, wb.
you're thoughtful and sweet.
you're thoughtful and sweet.
( a slight disappointed sigh. )
A-- All I've had... have, here in the office are crushes, my... expectat-- hopes, are pretty low... now that everyone is dating.
( he gives himself an awkward arm rub... )
A-- All I've had... have, here in the office are crushes, my... expectat-- hopes, are pretty low... now that everyone is dating.
( he gives himself an awkward arm rub... )
November 20, 2025 at 3:55 AM
( ... waterboy slightly blushes at the compliments. )
T-- thank you, I uh... really.. wanted... needed-- to hear that, today!
( he blushes a bit more, nodding as to reassure himself... )
T-- thank you, I uh... really.. wanted... needed-- to hear that, today!
( he blushes a bit more, nodding as to reassure himself... )
( a slight disappointed sigh. )
A-- All I've had... have, here in the office are crushes, my... expectat-- hopes, are pretty low... now that everyone is dating.
( he gives himself an awkward arm rub... )
A-- All I've had... have, here in the office are crushes, my... expectat-- hopes, are pretty low... now that everyone is dating.
( he gives himself an awkward arm rub... )
sometimes i think i don't deserve it.
it's pretty sad but . . it's what happens when i'm in the quiet. being around people distracts me from it.
it's pretty sad but . . it's what happens when i'm in the quiet. being around people distracts me from it.
T-- that... doesn't make... no, that doesn't... feel better, I don't feel better hearing that.
But... s-- sometimes, often more than not... I guess you can't always have lo-- love.
But... s-- sometimes, often more than not... I guess you can't always have lo-- love.
November 20, 2025 at 3:50 AM
( a slight disappointed sigh. )
A-- All I've had... have, here in the office are crushes, my... expectat-- hopes, are pretty low... now that everyone is dating.
( he gives himself an awkward arm rub... )
A-- All I've had... have, here in the office are crushes, my... expectat-- hopes, are pretty low... now that everyone is dating.
( he gives himself an awkward arm rub... )
T-- that... doesn't make... no, that doesn't... feel better, I don't feel better hearing that.
But... s-- sometimes, often more than not... I guess you can't always have lo-- love.
But... s-- sometimes, often more than not... I guess you can't always have lo-- love.
we in this together twin.
Ooh... I'll never h-- have... someone to call mine...
November 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM
T-- that... doesn't make... no, that doesn't... feel better, I don't feel better hearing that.
But... s-- sometimes, often more than not... I guess you can't always have lo-- love.
But... s-- sometimes, often more than not... I guess you can't always have lo-- love.
S-- so, is... is everything... is everyone calm now...? Cool...? Okay!
November 20, 2025 at 3:27 AM
S-- so, is... is everything... is everyone calm now...? Cool...? Okay!
<— ( all cuddly in the couch. Not a single thought in his empty head. )
November 20, 2025 at 3:23 AM
<— ( all cuddly in the couch. Not a single thought in his empty head. )
I-- I'm gonna get so fired for this... or-- suspended, rather...
November 20, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I-- I'm gonna get so fired for this... or-- suspended, rather...
( his eyes are closed shut. his lips sealed tight. Hopefully she didn't hear the things he yelled out today. )
G-- good to know we're... having safety measures... by using protection... in the office.
G-- good to know we're... having safety measures... by using protection... in the office.
Office doors are shut, locked, & barricaded.
No reason.
No reason.
November 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
( his eyes are closed shut. his lips sealed tight. Hopefully she didn't hear the things he yelled out today. )
G-- good to know we're... having safety measures... by using protection... in the office.
G-- good to know we're... having safety measures... by using protection... in the office.
( slow, agreeing nod. )
ㅤᅠᅠONLY IF WE TAKE TURNS !!
November 20, 2025 at 2:31 AM
( slow, agreeing nod. )
PLEASE LET ME DO IT. PLEASE I'LL BE A GOOD BOY
November 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
PLEASE LET ME DO IT. PLEASE I'LL BE A GOOD BOY
Can I ride Robert
November 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Can I ride Robert
I-- I call dibs on Robert's suit, too!
November 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I-- I call dibs on Robert's suit, too!
Ooh... I'll never h-- have... someone to call mine...
November 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Ooh... I'll never h-- have... someone to call mine...
I-- I guess if we're... talking, about.. d-- dreams... I've... had a certain... dream, I can't-- remember, recognize... well, just... wow, tense stuff, am I right?
It... did have Robert, in-- in it, the dispatcher... was there...
It... did have Robert, in-- in it, the dispatcher... was there...
November 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I-- I guess if we're... talking, about.. d-- dreams... I've... had a certain... dream, I can't-- remember, recognize... well, just... wow, tense stuff, am I right?
It... did have Robert, in-- in it, the dispatcher... was there...
It... did have Robert, in-- in it, the dispatcher... was there...
... Does Punch-Up... have... a fet.. thing, for tortas...?
November 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
... Does Punch-Up... have... a fet.. thing, for tortas...?
( he's starting to puke water because he's nervous. )
November 20, 2025 at 12:46 AM
( he's starting to puke water because he's nervous. )
DON'T THROW STUFF!
November 20, 2025 at 12:45 AM
DON'T THROW STUFF!
November 20, 2025 at 12:43 AM
November 20, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Nothing h-- happened... went, on... with Robert-- Robert's dream!
November 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Nothing h-- happened... went, on... with Robert-- Robert's dream!
P--PLEASE DON'T MENTION HIS WET DREAM! HE'S GONNA BE P-- PRETTY... UPSET!
November 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
P--PLEASE DON'T MENTION HIS WET DREAM! HE'S GONNA BE P-- PRETTY... UPSET!
November 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
PLEASE DON'T MENTION THE WET DREAM R-- ROBERT HAD.
November 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
PLEASE DON'T MENTION THE WET DREAM R-- ROBERT HAD.
My ears are burninggg!~
November 20, 2025 at 12:26 AM
My ears are burninggg!~
( nc )
Punch-up... at least a 9/10...
Robert... 10/10...
Punch-up... at least a 9/10...
Robert... 10/10...
November 20, 2025 at 12:16 AM
( nc )
Punch-up... at least a 9/10...
Robert... 10/10...
Punch-up... at least a 9/10...
Robert... 10/10...