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⸝⸝ What-- 𝙟𝙚𝙧𝙠? No, no, no, no! I don't think sooo!~ ⸝⸝


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⤷ Weird, yeah, right? Phenoma-ma-man-man... he is-- he's like a 𝘳𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳!

➤ NSFW DNI, MDNI either!

𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘱 𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘥 ☁︎
a man wearing goggles looks at another man wearing a superhero mask
ALT: a man wearing goggles looks at another man wearing a superhero mask
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( ... waterboy slightly blushes at the compliments. )

T-- thank you, I uh... really.. wanted... needed-- to hear that, today!

( he blushes a bit more, nodding as to reassure himself... )
don't be too hard on yourself, wb.

you're thoughtful and sweet.
( a slight disappointed sigh. )

A-- All I've had... have, here in the office are crushes, my... expectat-- hopes, are pretty low... now that everyone is dating.

( he gives himself an awkward arm rub... )
November 20, 2025 at 3:55 AM
( a slight disappointed sigh. )

A-- All I've had... have, here in the office are crushes, my... expectat-- hopes, are pretty low... now that everyone is dating.

( he gives himself an awkward arm rub... )
sometimes i think i don't deserve it.

it's pretty sad but . . it's what happens when i'm in the quiet. being around people distracts me from it.
T-- that... doesn't make... no, that doesn't... feel better, I don't feel better hearing that.

But... s-- sometimes, often more than not... I guess you can't always have lo-- love.
November 20, 2025 at 3:50 AM
T-- that... doesn't make... no, that doesn't... feel better, I don't feel better hearing that.

But... s-- sometimes, often more than not... I guess you can't always have lo-- love.
we in this together twin.
Ooh... I'll never h-- have... someone to call mine...
November 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM
S-- so, is... is everything... is everyone calm now...? Cool...? Okay!
November 20, 2025 at 3:27 AM
<— ( all cuddly in the couch. Not a single thought in his empty head. )
November 20, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I-- I'm gonna get so fired for this... or-- suspended, rather...
November 20, 2025 at 3:23 AM
November 20, 2025 at 3:21 AM
( his eyes are closed shut. his lips sealed tight. Hopefully she didn't hear the things he yelled out today. )

G-- good to know we're... having safety measures... by using protection... in the office.
November 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
( slow, agreeing nod. )
November 20, 2025 at 2:31 AM
PLEASE LET ME DO IT. PLEASE I'LL BE A GOOD BOY
November 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Can I ride Robert
November 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I-- I call dibs on Robert's suit, too!
November 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Ooh... I'll never h-- have... someone to call mine...
November 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I-- I guess if we're... talking, about.. d-- dreams... I've... had a certain... dream, I can't-- remember, recognize... well, just... wow, tense stuff, am I right?

It... did have Robert, in-- in it, the dispatcher... was there...
November 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
... Does Punch-Up... have... a fet.. thing, for tortas...?
November 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
( he's starting to puke water because he's nervous. )
November 20, 2025 at 12:46 AM
DON'T THROW STUFF!
November 20, 2025 at 12:45 AM
pie

(UGHH I KEEP FUMBLING)
November 20, 2025 at 12:43 AM
pie

(HE'S PULLING HIS COCK OUT!!)
November 20, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Nothing h-- happened... went, on... with Robert-- Robert's dream!
November 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
P--PLEASE DON'T MENTION HIS WET DREAM! HE'S GONNA BE P-- PRETTY... UPSET!
November 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
pie

(just. imagine him yelling 'ROBERTS WET DREAM' every 2 minutes in the office)
November 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
PLEASE DON'T MENTION THE WET DREAM R-- ROBERT HAD.
November 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
My ears are burninggg!~
November 20, 2025 at 12:26 AM
( nc )

Punch-up... at least a 9/10...

Robert... 10/10...
November 20, 2025 at 12:16 AM