Sonar
@screechcoin.bsky.social
Expanding my portfolio till she—
I forgot the end.
I forgot the end.
Pinned
Eyes the stranger up and down, taking a step back. “It’s a luxury fashion brand.”
He kinda weren't quite, getting a bit closer, whispering.
"I don't know what that is-"
"I don't know what that is-"
“Oh, thanks. I got it from Zegna.” Back when he made real money. Alas, the good ol’ days.
February 6, 2026 at 6:29 AM
Eyes the stranger up and down, taking a step back. “It’s a luxury fashion brand.”
“I’ll report you.”
" I might- "
“You wouldn’t.”
February 6, 2026 at 6:25 AM
“I’ll report you.”
“Oh, not officially. I’m just doing it as a favor for Robbie.” He was just being a lazy fuck.
"Also... you running the dispatch now right?... section seventeen, subsection 9, addendum 1.13; dispatch receivers can trigger the secondary system of automatic selection of heroes in case of emergency such as dispatcher needing a medical emergency... fill the right form and you can laze."
“Narc.”
February 6, 2026 at 6:24 AM
“Oh, not officially. I’m just doing it as a favor for Robbie.” He was just being a lazy fuck.
“Oh, thanks. I got it from Zegna.” Back when he made real money. Alas, the good ol’ days.
"The suit."
Yes...hes being serious
"I like it though!! Very fancy "
Yes...hes being serious
"I like it though!! Very fancy "
“Eeyup. What gave it away?”
February 6, 2026 at 6:23 AM
“Oh, thanks. I got it from Zegna.” Back when he made real money. Alas, the good ol’ days.
“Eeyup. What gave it away?”
Stares for a minute.
"...sonar right?"
"...sonar right?"
“Hm. Interesting.”
February 6, 2026 at 6:19 AM
“Eeyup. What gave it away?”
“Narc.”
"Section seven, subsection nine, addentim 1.7... so long as it doesn't obstruct paths or access to emergency exits."
“Is it against the handbook to lay on the floor?”
February 6, 2026 at 6:18 AM
“Narc.”
“Hm. Interesting.”
'I dint.... think so?:
“Is it against the handbook to lay on the floor?”
February 6, 2026 at 6:18 AM
“Hm. Interesting.”
“Is it against the handbook to lay on the floor?”
February 6, 2026 at 6:14 AM
“Is it against the handbook to lay on the floor?”
“That wasn’t mine,” he calls after her.
“Get a damn hobby, you jerk!”
She grabs the first coffee she sees besides him and flings it in front of his feet.
If that was Robert’s, oops.
She’s storming to the break room to eat her frustration cake.
She grabs the first coffee she sees besides him and flings it in front of his feet.
If that was Robert’s, oops.
She’s storming to the break room to eat her frustration cake.
“Huh, weird.
I don’t know why it’s not working for you. Just forget it. It’s not that important.”
He’s currently setting up an autopay from her and Chase’s banks to his own.
I don’t know why it’s not working for you. Just forget it. It’s not that important.”
He’s currently setting up an autopay from her and Chase’s banks to his own.
February 6, 2026 at 6:09 AM
“That wasn’t mine,” he calls after her.
“It was basically all me.”
“Yeah... Robert really is a saint...”
“Ex-criminal. One who saved the city.”
February 6, 2026 at 6:08 AM
“It was basically all me.”
“You wouldn’t.”
" I'll bite a hole in your fancy suit "
“Like what?”
February 6, 2026 at 6:08 AM
“You wouldn’t.”
“Ex-criminal. One who saved the city.”
“Hearing this from a criminal is hilarious. I am laughing so much.”
The most poker-faced.
The most poker-faced.
“I’m not sure you’re gonna have one after this if this is your attitude.”
February 6, 2026 at 4:47 AM
“Ex-criminal. One who saved the city.”
“Huh, weird.
I don’t know why it’s not working for you. Just forget it. It’s not that important.”
He’s currently setting up an autopay from her and Chase’s banks to his own.
I don’t know why it’s not working for you. Just forget it. It’s not that important.”
He’s currently setting up an autopay from her and Chase’s banks to his own.
“Ugh. You’re so freaking bad at this?”
She pulls out her phone. A message indeed. And she clicks on it AGAIN.
Lord help her.
She pulls out her phone. A message indeed. And she clicks on it AGAIN.
Lord help her.
“Oh, weird. Here, I resend it to your phone?”
February 6, 2026 at 4:46 AM
“Huh, weird.
I don’t know why it’s not working for you. Just forget it. It’s not that important.”
He’s currently setting up an autopay from her and Chase’s banks to his own.
I don’t know why it’s not working for you. Just forget it. It’s not that important.”
He’s currently setting up an autopay from her and Chase’s banks to his own.
“Like what?”
" If I go to 8th and there isn't a robbery I'm breaking something that you own. "
“What, you want a hand-written note?
Why don’t you take care of the robbery on 8th?”
There is no robbery.
Why don’t you take care of the robbery on 8th?”
There is no robbery.
February 6, 2026 at 4:44 AM
“Like what?”
“What, you want a hand-written note?
Why don’t you take care of the robbery on 8th?”
There is no robbery.
Why don’t you take care of the robbery on 8th?”
There is no robbery.
" Prove that he put you in charge "
“Prove that he stepped away?”
February 6, 2026 at 4:42 AM
“What, you want a hand-written note?
Why don’t you take care of the robbery on 8th?”
There is no robbery.
Why don’t you take care of the robbery on 8th?”
There is no robbery.
Fine, fine. I won’t. Just saying, I could.
I won't regret it.
( taking out his phone to send the text. )
( taking out his phone to send the text. )
Rob, Robbie, Robert, Robertson.
Let’s not do anything we’ll both regret.
Let’s not do anything we’ll both regret.
February 6, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Fine, fine. I won’t. Just saying, I could.
“Prove that he stepped away?”
" Okay prove it then "
“Do you want a write up?”
February 6, 2026 at 4:37 AM
“Prove that he stepped away?”
Rob, Robbie, Robert, Robertson.
Let’s not do anything we’ll both regret.
Let’s not do anything we’ll both regret.
Mhmm...
If I hear you talked to kids about crypto or nft—
I'm gonna get Punch.
If I hear you talked to kids about crypto or nft—
I'm gonna get Punch.
Hey, Robbie. I was just keeping your headset warm.
February 6, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Rob, Robbie, Robert, Robertson.
Let’s not do anything we’ll both regret.
Let’s not do anything we’ll both regret.
“Oh, weird. Here, I resend it to your phone?”
She doesn’t have the slightest clue on what just happened.
Staring at the monitor.
“So where’s the important document?”
Staring at the monitor.
“So where’s the important document?”
“Cool, thanks.”
He’s got the bank info of whoever was logged in to the computer.
He’s got the bank info of whoever was logged in to the computer.
February 6, 2026 at 4:35 AM
“Oh, weird. Here, I resend it to your phone?”
“I’m not sure you’re gonna have one after this if this is your attitude.”
“It's not my job...”
“What, couldn’t handle the job?”
February 6, 2026 at 4:31 AM
“I’m not sure you’re gonna have one after this if this is your attitude.”
“Cool, thanks.”
He’s got the bank info of whoever was logged in to the computer.
He’s got the bank info of whoever was logged in to the computer.
“…..
…….. fine.”
CLICKS!
…….. fine.”
CLICKS!
“The link? It’s an important document.”
February 6, 2026 at 4:30 AM
“Cool, thanks.”
He’s got the bank info of whoever was logged in to the computer.
He’s got the bank info of whoever was logged in to the computer.
Hey, Robbie. I was just keeping your headset warm.
No.
I could teach the kids about crypto.
February 6, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Hey, Robbie. I was just keeping your headset warm.
Why?
No.
I could teach the kids about crypto.
February 6, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Why?
“The link? It’s an important document.”
“What is that.”
Robert’s not at his desk. Sonar’s on the headset.
“Attention Z-Team, please open the link just forwarded to you.”
“Attention Z-Team, please open the link just forwarded to you.”
February 6, 2026 at 4:28 AM
“The link? It’s an important document.”