Sonar
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Expanding my portfolio till she—
I forgot the end.
I forgot the end.
Pinned
“If I wanted to fuck with you, I’d just sign you up for some mailing lists online.” Sonar’s form shifted, becoming the mega-bat version.
“Hang on tight. I ain’t gonna take the blame if you fall.”
“Hang on tight. I ain’t gonna take the blame if you fall.”
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͏ he took his hand , though a little wary . " you're not trying to fuck with me , are you ? "
leaving him stranded somewhere , pull a prank . who knows .
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͏ he took his hand , though a little wary . " you're not trying to fuck with me , are you ? "
leaving him stranded somewhere , pull a prank . who knows .
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Offering a hand, Sonar motioned with a jerk of his head. “Hold on. I’ll fly us over.”
February 5, 2026 at 4:43 AM
“If I wanted to fuck with you, I’d just sign you up for some mailing lists online.” Sonar’s form shifted, becoming the mega-bat version.
“Hang on tight. I ain’t gonna take the blame if you fall.”
“Hang on tight. I ain’t gonna take the blame if you fall.”
“You like it? Yeah, came up with it on my own. I am in the process of trademarking it so…” He was not.
" Its more it was sent to my grandpa.
And... apprently genetically I matched enough. "
Pause. " Dude, I'm gonna find a way to steal that, that was cold. "
Don't encorage him Ben.
And... apprently genetically I matched enough. "
Pause. " Dude, I'm gonna find a way to steal that, that was cold. "
Don't encorage him Ben.
“Still, if you found one—.”
There it was. “Cause I’m half-bat, half-man… all freak.” He had to finish his catchphrase. It felt incomplete with the end.
There it was. “Cause I’m half-bat, half-man… all freak.” He had to finish his catchphrase. It felt incomplete with the end.
February 5, 2026 at 4:40 AM
“You like it? Yeah, came up with it on my own. I am in the process of trademarking it so…” He was not.
“Oh, yeah. I’m sorta our team leader. You know, gotta help the little guys.”
“I see, well… I'm so happy you changed your ways! Heroism does look more charming than villainy after all!”
She smiled, playing along.
She smiled, playing along.
Funny? He could work with funny.
He’d lean against whatever the closest object was, nodding. “Oh, yeah. I was real dangerous, real scary. Then, I decided to make the world a better place… decided to be a hero.” He’s really hamming it up, eyes closed and a fist clenched to his chest.
He’d lean against whatever the closest object was, nodding. “Oh, yeah. I was real dangerous, real scary. Then, I decided to make the world a better place… decided to be a hero.” He’s really hamming it up, eyes closed and a fist clenched to his chest.
February 5, 2026 at 4:39 AM
“Oh, yeah. I’m sorta our team leader. You know, gotta help the little guys.”
Funny? He could work with funny.
He’d lean against whatever the closest object was, nodding. “Oh, yeah. I was real dangerous, real scary. Then, I decided to make the world a better place… decided to be a hero.” He’s really hamming it up, eyes closed and a fist clenched to his chest.
He’d lean against whatever the closest object was, nodding. “Oh, yeah. I was real dangerous, real scary. Then, I decided to make the world a better place… decided to be a hero.” He’s really hamming it up, eyes closed and a fist clenched to his chest.
She laughed a bit.
“Ah, you are funny! You used to be a criminal, and now you are a hero?
Is there a cool redemption arc in your story or something?”
“Ah, you are funny! You used to be a criminal, and now you are a hero?
Is there a cool redemption arc in your story or something?”
“Oh, I’m actually great at my job. Usually.
I was just… cause I use to be a criminal. And you said they were so bad they should be criminal…
And cause heroes don’t usually hang out with—. Never mind.”
I was just… cause I use to be a criminal. And you said they were so bad they should be criminal…
And cause heroes don’t usually hang out with—. Never mind.”
February 4, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Funny? He could work with funny.
He’d lean against whatever the closest object was, nodding. “Oh, yeah. I was real dangerous, real scary. Then, I decided to make the world a better place… decided to be a hero.” He’s really hamming it up, eyes closed and a fist clenched to his chest.
He’d lean against whatever the closest object was, nodding. “Oh, yeah. I was real dangerous, real scary. Then, I decided to make the world a better place… decided to be a hero.” He’s really hamming it up, eyes closed and a fist clenched to his chest.
“Still, if you found one—.”
There it was. “Cause I’m half-bat, half-man… all freak.” He had to finish his catchphrase. It felt incomplete with the end.
There it was. “Cause I’m half-bat, half-man… all freak.” He had to finish his catchphrase. It felt incomplete with the end.
" Two functional ones in the entire universe. One prototype that only holds one alien and a broken one is pretty rare.
... So is it rude to ask why you have a Bat head? "
BEN YOU CANT ASK PEOPLE THAT.
... So is it rude to ask why you have a Bat head? "
BEN YOU CANT ASK PEOPLE THAT.
“……. Doesn’t sound very rare.”
February 4, 2026 at 3:52 PM
“Still, if you found one—.”
There it was. “Cause I’m half-bat, half-man… all freak.” He had to finish his catchphrase. It felt incomplete with the end.
There it was. “Cause I’m half-bat, half-man… all freak.” He had to finish his catchphrase. It felt incomplete with the end.
“Oh, I’m actually great at my job. Usually.
I was just… cause I use to be a criminal. And you said they were so bad they should be criminal…
And cause heroes don’t usually hang out with—. Never mind.”
I was just… cause I use to be a criminal. And you said they were so bad they should be criminal…
And cause heroes don’t usually hang out with—. Never mind.”
“That is not a thing you should be proud of...” 💧
“Good thing then that I’m bad at being a hero.” Did that sound cool? It felt like it did.
February 3, 2026 at 7:22 PM
“Oh, I’m actually great at my job. Usually.
I was just… cause I use to be a criminal. And you said they were so bad they should be criminal…
And cause heroes don’t usually hang out with—. Never mind.”
I was just… cause I use to be a criminal. And you said they were so bad they should be criminal…
And cause heroes don’t usually hang out with—. Never mind.”
“……. Doesn’t sound very rare.”
" Ha.
Only one...well... and a copy, and a prototype, and an alpha version...
Okay, well they're very VERY rare. "
Only one...well... and a copy, and a prototype, and an alpha version...
Okay, well they're very VERY rare. "
“That’s so not fair. Where do I get one of those watches?”
February 3, 2026 at 7:21 PM
“……. Doesn’t sound very rare.”
//: do it coward
// Me seeing everyone making OCs while trying really hard to not make a Warhammer Fantasy OC and a Dispatch OC....
February 3, 2026 at 7:20 PM
//: do it coward
“That’s so not fair. Where do I get one of those watches?”
Smaller now, he'd look up at the other.
" This one is. "
Another flash of green.
" This one is Gravvatack.
See what I mean? I'm a bunch of heroes. "
" This one is. "
Another flash of green.
" This one is Gravvatack.
See what I mean? I'm a bunch of heroes. "
February 3, 2026 at 5:50 PM
“That’s so not fair. Where do I get one of those watches?”
“Good thing then that I’m bad at being a hero.” Did that sound cool? It felt like it did.
“Pretty sure they are so bad they can be classified as a crime...”
“Good to meet you, Linda,” he practically hums, taking her hand and giving it a shake.
“I’d be happy to help you look at your finances sometime.”
“I’d be happy to help you look at your finances sometime.”
February 3, 2026 at 5:49 PM
“Good thing then that I’m bad at being a hero.” Did that sound cool? It felt like it did.
“…………….Your hero name…. is Upchuck?”
Ben would raise his hand slapping his wrist.
The writer, pulling out the random alien picker.
" Upchuck... Well
Okay, this isn't my coolest one. "
The writer, pulling out the random alien picker.
" Upchuck... Well
Okay, this isn't my coolest one. "
February 3, 2026 at 5:36 PM
“…………….Your hero name…. is Upchuck?”
“You’re a lot of heroes? Do they know you’re them? Pretty sure I got busted cause of identify fraud, so…”
" Psh, I'm a lot of them.
Like a LOT of them. "
He wasn't wrong, now he's gone to the part of sipping where the smoothie is ABSOLUTELY empty, and he just wants the flavored air inside.
They're gonna be best friends.
Like a LOT of them. "
He wasn't wrong, now he's gone to the part of sipping where the smoothie is ABSOLUTELY empty, and he just wants the flavored air inside.
They're gonna be best friends.
Oh no. The two most annoying people have found each other.
“Big time, huh? Which one are you? Plasman?” That was a serious guess, eyes narrowed as he loudly crunched on some… were those candied meal worms?
Yes. Yes they were.
“Big time, huh? Which one are you? Plasman?” That was a serious guess, eyes narrowed as he loudly crunched on some… were those candied meal worms?
Yes. Yes they were.
February 3, 2026 at 5:27 PM
“You’re a lot of heroes? Do they know you’re them? Pretty sure I got busted cause of identify fraud, so…”
“Good to meet you, Linda,” he practically hums, taking her hand and giving it a shake.
“I’d be happy to help you look at your finances sometime.”
“I’d be happy to help you look at your finances sometime.”
“I'm Linda Danvers, no degrees, no jobs, maybe some debt, my pleasure.”
She offered a handshake.
She offered a handshake.
“Maybe, but so is cash and we still use it,” he pointed out, a small smirk on his face. “People call me Sonar, by the way.”
February 3, 2026 at 5:27 PM
“Good to meet you, Linda,” he practically hums, taking her hand and giving it a shake.
“I’d be happy to help you look at your finances sometime.”
“I’d be happy to help you look at your finances sometime.”
Oh no. The two most annoying people have found each other.
“Big time, huh? Which one are you? Plasman?” That was a serious guess, eyes narrowed as he loudly crunched on some… were those candied meal worms?
Yes. Yes they were.
“Big time, huh? Which one are you? Plasman?” That was a serious guess, eyes narrowed as he loudly crunched on some… were those candied meal worms?
Yes. Yes they were.
" Huh? I'm a pretty big time hero.
Just passing through. "
Loudly sips his smoothie out of habbit, he may be grown but he's still annoying as hell.
Just passing through. "
Loudly sips his smoothie out of habbit, he may be grown but he's still annoying as hell.
“See? This guy gets it!”
Pause.
“Are you new? I don’t remember you.”
Pause.
“Are you new? I don’t remember you.”
February 3, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Oh no. The two most annoying people have found each other.
“Big time, huh? Which one are you? Plasman?” That was a serious guess, eyes narrowed as he loudly crunched on some… were those candied meal worms?
Yes. Yes they were.
“Big time, huh? Which one are you? Plasman?” That was a serious guess, eyes narrowed as he loudly crunched on some… were those candied meal worms?
Yes. Yes they were.
“See? This guy gets it!”
Pause.
“Are you new? I don’t remember you.”
Pause.
“Are you new? I don’t remember you.”
" Hell yeah man. Get them squats. "
Ben, supporting the bros.
Ben, supporting the bros.
“I got the fattest ass in SDN. Anyone who tells you different is a liar.”
February 3, 2026 at 5:19 PM
“See? This guy gets it!”
Pause.
“Are you new? I don’t remember you.”
Pause.
“Are you new? I don’t remember you.”
“Maybe, but so is cash and we still use it,” he pointed out, a small smirk on his face. “People call me Sonar, by the way.”
Picking up the buisness card.
“Quite a lot when I worked for the news. Used quite a bit for shaddy stuff.”
“Quite a lot when I worked for the news. Used quite a bit for shaddy stuff.”
“Me. Cause I’m a fuckin’ legend.” He offers her a business card.
“You ever heard of Crypto?”
“You ever heard of Crypto?”
February 3, 2026 at 5:18 PM
“Maybe, but so is cash and we still use it,” he pointed out, a small smirk on his face. “People call me Sonar, by the way.”
“Me. Cause I’m a fuckin’ legend.” He offers her a business card.
“You ever heard of Crypto?”
“You ever heard of Crypto?”
. . . .
“What hero does buisness?...”
“What hero does buisness?...”
“Business, minor in economics.”
February 3, 2026 at 5:12 PM
“Me. Cause I’m a fuckin’ legend.” He offers her a business card.
“You ever heard of Crypto?”
“You ever heard of Crypto?”
“Business, minor in economics.”
“Really? What's your degree about?”
“Yeah, she’s got me beat there. But I’ve got the brains. Did you know I’m a Harvard graduate?”
February 3, 2026 at 3:59 PM
“Business, minor in economics.”
“Yeah, she’s got me beat there. But I’ve got the brains. Did you know I’m a Harvard graduate?”
“I sure do... She probably wins in thighs too if I'm being honest.”
“See? Think Mal’s my only competition but she’s more… top heavy, if you get my drift.”
February 3, 2026 at 2:21 PM
“Yeah, she’s got me beat there. But I’ve got the brains. Did you know I’m a Harvard graduate?”
“See? Think Mal’s my only competition but she’s more… top heavy, if you get my drift.”
“Okay, you do have a good argument.”
“If you insist…”
February 3, 2026 at 2:00 PM
“See? Think Mal’s my only competition but she’s more… top heavy, if you get my drift.”
I’d be happy to show you…
February 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
I’d be happy to show you…
“I got the fattest ass in SDN. Anyone who tells you different is a liar.”
February 3, 2026 at 3:53 AM
“I got the fattest ass in SDN. Anyone who tells you different is a liar.”