𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖱 .
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𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖱 .
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𝗜-𝗧 𝗯𝗼𝘆, 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗶𝘁 𝗯𝗼𝘆, 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗵𝗶𝘁 𝗯𝗼𝘆

𝖧𝖾/𝖧𝗂𝗆 ✦ 𝖨𝗇𝖽𝗂𝖾-𝗉𝗈𝗋𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗒𝖺𝗅 ✦ 𝗆𝖽𝗇𝗂 & 𝗍𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗈 𝖽𝗇𝗂
✦ 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖼𝗐: 𝗁𝗈𝗋𝗋𝗈𝗋, 𝗇𝗌𝖿𝗐, 𝗏𝗎𝗅𝗀𝖺𝗋, & 𝖽𝖾𝖺𝖽 𝖽𝗈𝗏𝖾 ✦

𝘀𝗽𝗼𝗼𝗸𝘆❥ 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆/𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺 ✦ 𝗜𝗰𝗼𝗻 : 𝗘𝗸𝘇𝗼𝗻𝘇𝘇𝘇𝘇
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Good shampoo? Yeah right he's not using that douchebags shit on his amaaazing fur, he only uses the top notch illegally imported shit when he show-- Oh!

Roberts not talking about washing hair ....

"..Hey... Hey get back here...... Robbie.........."
It could be either or as he released Sonar before walking off with a grin.
January 19, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Me? That doesn't sound entirely realistic.. I think that's your subconscious speaking for yourself there Robbie. It's not really hard to get if you're already melting before I even lay a hand on you, is it?
Really? Maybe I should play hard to get. Wonder what that would to you, hm? Tease you, make you beg... I'd bet you'd look really cute on your knees in front of me.
Tired? No, not me. You're about to see just how un-tired I am.. I am kind of digging this desperation though, it's making me bristle and all tingly, Robbie.
January 19, 2026 at 3:11 AM
..The answer is yes as long as Rose is paying.
I mean. He's free to say no... Rose just doesn't want to be alone right now.
He is not saying no ☝️ he is just saying when strangers offer candy..
January 19, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Who even is that... he sounds fucking dumb....
It's... a good face? Better than Man-Bat, actually.
THIS IS MY FUCKING FACE
January 19, 2026 at 3:11 AM
What if I had a little nibble...
January 19, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Nah, I'm a certified 10
January 19, 2026 at 3:11 AM
... Jazzed. The word.. the word you're looking for is jazzed.

I'll be honest I'm REALLY conflicted about telling you what you've actually been saying but since I'm SUCH a nice guy I might as well tell you you've been saying you're creaming your pants.
... C-- content... happy, excited with some-- one... thing...?

( he raises an eyebrow... the following news are probably gonna blow his mind. )

Did I-- is it something I.. said?
.....

I'm starting to think you dont mean jizzed. I hope you dont mean jizzed. Give me a definition of the word jizzed.
January 19, 2026 at 3:11 AM
A subtle gulp.

If there was anyone around here he was slightly afraid of it was Blazer. Yeah he could say some bullshit to Robert... But she might actually send him through a window.

Ear's tilted outwards, conveying that uhh.. well, worry she might actually kick his ass.

"..No Ma'am,"

Probably
"It starts with owning up to your bullshit too, Sonar.....That talks breaks my workplace image, but sometimes it's the only way you guys listen."

"And you don't want to end up on the wrong side of things, not again. Are we clear?"
January 19, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Bite MY tongue? I don't think thats how that works.

[ A smug grinning, leaning and giving leeway to the pulling. ]
(Robert lunged forward, gripping Sonar's tie, and tugging the bat down)

Bite your tongue.
I'm not the coward around here. Go on then, take it
January 19, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Just those three? That's kinda lame Robbie. I'm sure theres more in that noggin of yours just waiting to be unsuppressed. I'm no therapist or whatever mumbojumbo, but I'm totally right.

[ Sonar? Shutting up? Nahhh. ]
(Damn it-! Times two! He wasn't sure he could properly answer this, looking away as the heat reaches his neck)

Yeah, well, it's not like I remember much, outside of those three things.

(A lie, he remembers every movement, every feeling, and fuck- He needs the other to shut up!)
Why WOULDN'T I want to know?

[ Fingers splay out, another squeeze.]

If it was shitty and awful, you'd be cracking up at it. But its got you alllll clammed up and barely saying a peep. Bite marks and rough? Sounds like thats some fantasy of yours, Robbie
January 19, 2026 at 3:11 AM
spooky❥

okay lemme catch up on here ...
January 19, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Interaction call [FLIRTY/NSFW] — Options:

• Reply with an option from the list for your muse to say to Sonar.

• Reply with 'Random' for me to choose what your muse says to Sonar.

• Reply with 'Reversed' for me to pick one for Sonar to say to YOUR muse instead.

Keep my content warnings in mind!
January 19, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Interaction call [ONE WORD] — Options :

• Reply with an option from the list.

• Reply with 'Random' for me to choose.

• Reply with 'Reversed' for me to pick one for Sonar to do to YOUR muse instead.

Keep my content warnings in mind !
January 19, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Interaction call [CONCERN/INJURY]— Options:

• Reply with an option from the list for your muse to say to Sonar.

• Reply with 'Random' for me to choose what your muse says to Sonar.

• Reply with 'Reversed' for me to pick one for Sonar to say to YOUR muse instead.

Keep my content warnings in mind!
January 19, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Interaction call [ANGRY] — Options:

• Reply with an option from the list for your muse to say to Sonar.

• Reply with 'Random' for me to choose what your muse says to Sonar.

• Reply with 'Reversed' for me to pick one for Sonar to say to YOUR muse instead.

Keep my content warnings in mind!
January 19, 2026 at 2:13 AM
January 17, 2026 at 5:31 AM
🧍
. . .

Hey, did someone steal the container I brought? I put my name runes on it.
January 17, 2026 at 5:21 AM
What did you say your name was again ..
Okay, it's—

Don't call it that...!
You started talking about ME little guy ☝️ now im going to talk about YOUR little guy
January 17, 2026 at 5:21 AM
THIS IS MY FUCKING FACE
My puppeteer has, but it isn't like I was paying attention.
January 17, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Ignore if names are written on them is my advice
:(
Go rummage the kitchen for someones lunch like the rest of us
January 17, 2026 at 5:20 AM
He's so....... do i want him or want to be him
January 17, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Reposted by 𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖱 .
Sorry for being meta AND every power scaler bros' dreams.
January 17, 2026 at 5:18 AM
awhatmask— THIS ISNT A MASK?
Suresuresure.

Yeah. One of them wear teddy bear masks. And you look like a professional.
No ☝️ Ive NEVER set foot in that trash. (lying probably) Finally someone appreciates good taste though— Gangs you say?
January 17, 2026 at 5:18 AM
He is not saying no ☝️ he is just saying when strangers offer candy..
Is the strange bat telling me no?
You're asking a strange bat youve just met for company tonight with drinking??
January 17, 2026 at 5:17 AM
what kinda fucked meta shit is that cape asshole spewing 😟
January 17, 2026 at 5:16 AM