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𝙈𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙖 𝙈𝙖𝙣 .ᐟ.ᐟ
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You're born with one, you earn the other.
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♇ᡣ𐭩

A CHARACTER WRITTEN IN A MIRROR IMAGE OF #𝓟𝓵𝓾𝓽𝓸

A minor and limitless lewd do not interact account. Will contain dead dove themes such as gore, abuse, self-hate, and other themes not suitable to minors. Mun is 27. Will contain semi-lewd themes; multi-ship.
"Nah, I think you should come here Batbrain," Robert said with a rather playful grin as he motioned Sonar to follow him instead. "Or are you afraid of slipping."
Good shampoo? Yeah right he's not using that douchebags shit on his amaaazing fur, he only uses the top notch illegally imported shit when he show-- Oh!

Roberts not talking about washing hair ....

"..Hey... Hey get back here...... Robbie.........."
It could be either or as he released Sonar before walking off with a grin.
January 19, 2026 at 3:36 AM
I suppose, but you know... I do have a little more power than you. I wonder what would happen one day if I was to come in with my shirt partially unbuttoned. You'd probably jump at the chance to see it first wouldn't you?
Me? That doesn't sound entirely realistic.. I think that's your subconscious speaking for yourself there Robbie. It's not really hard to get if you're already melting before I even lay a hand on you, is it?
Really? Maybe I should play hard to get. Wonder what that would to you, hm? Tease you, make you beg... I'd bet you'd look really cute on your knees in front of me.
January 19, 2026 at 3:24 AM
What? Do you want me to bite it for you? Or would you rather I show you something more... Fun by tying you up.
Bite MY tongue? I don't think thats how that works.

[ A smug grinning, leaning and giving leeway to the pulling. ]
(Robert lunged forward, gripping Sonar's tie, and tugging the bat down)

Bite your tongue.
January 19, 2026 at 3:21 AM
(He wonders if he bit the other that would cause him to...)

Yeah, well it was a bar. Some party one I've been to before, dimly lit bathroom and no real sense of time. Just the three things, then I woke up. Didn't even get to finish.
Just those three? That's kinda lame Robbie. I'm sure theres more in that noggin of yours just waiting to be unsuppressed. I'm no therapist or whatever mumbojumbo, but I'm totally right.

[ Sonar? Shutting up? Nahhh. ]
(Damn it-! Times two! He wasn't sure he could properly answer this, looking away as the heat reaches his neck)

Yeah, well, it's not like I remember much, outside of those three things.

(A lie, he remembers every movement, every feeling, and fuck- He needs the other to shut up!)
January 19, 2026 at 3:16 AM
♇ᡣ𐭩

Me: I'mma do this thing

I then proceed to chicken out multiple times.
January 19, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Reposted by 𝙈𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙖 𝙈𝙖𝙣 .ᐟ.ᐟ
♇ᡣ𐭩

A CHARACTER WRITTEN IN A MIRROR IMAGE OF #𝓟𝓵𝓾𝓽𝓸

Minor and limitless lewd do not interact account. Will contain dead dove themes such as gore, abuse, self-hate, and other themes not suitable to minors. Mun is 27. Will contain semi-lewd themes; multi-ship w/ friends only.
January 18, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Reposted by 𝙈𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙖 𝙈𝙖𝙣 .ᐟ.ᐟ
𝙇𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙚
ʙᵉʰⁱⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵒˢᵉ ᵉʸᵉˢ.
𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙧𝙤𝙘𝙠,
ʙˡⁱⁿᵈ ᵇᵒʸˢ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ˡⁱᵉ.

{ ᴘʳⁱⁿᶜᵉ ᵒᶠ 𝑹𝑨𝑮𝑬 }

𝙄𝙢𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙖𝙡 𝙛𝙚𝙖𝙧,
ᴛʰᵃᵗ ᵛᵒⁱᶜᵉ ˢᵒ ᶜˡᵉᵃʳ.
𝙏𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙗𝙧𝙤𝙠𝙚𝙣 𝙬𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙨,
ᴛʰᵃᵗ ˢᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ɪ ʰᵉᵃʳ.
April 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Reposted by 𝙈𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙖 𝙈𝙖𝙣 .ᐟ.ᐟ
January 18, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Reposted by 𝙈𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙖 𝙈𝙖𝙣 .ᐟ.ᐟ
January 18, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Pizza or groceries...
January 17, 2026 at 11:40 PM
♇ᡣ𐭩

"Come on Superman, say your stupid line."

"I loved my dad, ya know."
January 17, 2026 at 6:08 AM
♇ᡣ𐭩

Okay, I need a vote

Do I

A) Go with the idea of Robert adopting a little girl and then make it kinda just ambigous who he ends up raising his daughter with

OR

B) Have his daughter travel back in time after her 29th birthday, and have a specific ship while Robert grapples with things
January 17, 2026 at 5:46 AM
♇ᡣ𐭩

Me: Lemme hop on another account

Me after tapping Fem!Robert for the upteenth time:
a cartoon character in a suit and tie with chinese writing on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon character in a suit and tie with chinese writing on the bottom
media.tenor.com
January 17, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Yep.
January 17, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Reposted by 𝙈𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙖 𝙈𝙖𝙣 .ᐟ.ᐟ
July 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Yes.
Ah-
Wh-

YOU'RE SAYING I COULD HAVE HAD CANDY!?
Then I'll take away your Christmas candy bonus.
January 17, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Then... Okay. Let me just get my stuff (his like five shirts and pants-)
January 17, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Yes you do.
If I'm the only magic user, do I get paid more as the resident specialist?
January 17, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Then I'll take away your Christmas candy bonus.
January 17, 2026 at 5:07 AM
...Are you sure?
January 17, 2026 at 5:06 AM
No.
. . .

Can I consume the bat?
January 17, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Yes? My upstairs neighbor somehow blew shit up trying to fix their microwave, and now my apartment looks like Godzilla's bachelor pad.
January 17, 2026 at 4:57 AM
What's up Sonar?
January 17, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Well, lovely to know the new neighbors like breaking shit. Guess I'm staying in a cheap ass motel until the wall is fixed. And the roof. And my door.
January 17, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Reposted by 𝙈𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙖 𝙈𝙖𝙣 .ᐟ.ᐟ
June 15, 2025 at 9:21 AM