Nicholas D. Wolfwood
@chapelofsins.bsky.social
#bskyrp #tristamp #trigun #trigunstampede #MVRP
MDNI|No drama|Age: Do you remember dial up? (Veteran RPer)
銀狼鏡
“Silver”
MDNI|No drama|Age: Do you remember dial up? (Veteran RPer)
銀狼鏡
“Silver”
Pinned
“This is insulting. I can see you!”
Surely some humanoids are stupid enough to wander into their trap.
November 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
“This is insulting. I can see you!”
Run away, Gooseman! You’re gonna get impaled on that Space Queen’s tail!
November 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Run away, Gooseman! You’re gonna get impaled on that Space Queen’s tail!
God bless or whatever.
November 19, 2025 at 9:19 PM
God bless or whatever.
This place is weird.
Random Batguys trying to chomp on me and give me rabies.
Geese with shivs in their wing feathers fighting drooly space queens.
Avatars of Death who don’t wear pants.
Flower ladies who can shield me from bullets.
I think I’ll stay.
Random Batguys trying to chomp on me and give me rabies.
Geese with shivs in their wing feathers fighting drooly space queens.
Avatars of Death who don’t wear pants.
Flower ladies who can shield me from bullets.
I think I’ll stay.
November 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
This place is weird.
Random Batguys trying to chomp on me and give me rabies.
Geese with shivs in their wing feathers fighting drooly space queens.
Avatars of Death who don’t wear pants.
Flower ladies who can shield me from bullets.
I think I’ll stay.
Random Batguys trying to chomp on me and give me rabies.
Geese with shivs in their wing feathers fighting drooly space queens.
Avatars of Death who don’t wear pants.
Flower ladies who can shield me from bullets.
I think I’ll stay.
Is that goose fighting a space demon?
November 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Is that goose fighting a space demon?
“So I need to watch out for people like you?”
He gave the guy a second glance.
“What are you anyway?”
He gave the guy a second glance.
“What are you anyway?”
"Most people see what they want to see. The minority that don't-? See the world as it is. Those are the people you need to look out for," he mused.
"Just a stranger offering advice. Take it if you want."
"Just a stranger offering advice. Take it if you want."
November 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
“So I need to watch out for people like you?”
He gave the guy a second glance.
“What are you anyway?”
He gave the guy a second glance.
“What are you anyway?”
“Playing along usually gets the job done,” he said as he watched her brush her hands across her skirt from the corner of his eye.
He turned his head away to keep his eyes hidden behind his sunglasses.
“It was no big deal. That’s what friends are for, right?”-
He turned his head away to keep his eyes hidden behind his sunglasses.
“It was no big deal. That’s what friends are for, right?”-
she smoothed her skirt.
❝ i really owe you. you didn’t have to step in like that, and you definitely didn’t have to get shot at because of me. so… thank you, nicholas. ❞
❝ i really owe you. you didn’t have to step in like that, and you definitely didn’t have to get shot at because of me. so… thank you, nicholas. ❞
November 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
“Playing along usually gets the job done,” he said as he watched her brush her hands across her skirt from the corner of his eye.
He turned his head away to keep his eyes hidden behind his sunglasses.
“It was no big deal. That’s what friends are for, right?”-
He turned his head away to keep his eyes hidden behind his sunglasses.
“It was no big deal. That’s what friends are for, right?”-
Reposted by Nicholas D. Wolfwood
“The perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.”
A canon divergent portrayal of the XENOMORPHS written by SUNDER.
30+ writer. 18+ content including fictional gore, dismemberment, mutilation, etc. Minors and Lewd-Focused accounts DNI.
A canon divergent portrayal of the XENOMORPHS written by SUNDER.
30+ writer. 18+ content including fictional gore, dismemberment, mutilation, etc. Minors and Lewd-Focused accounts DNI.
November 4, 2024 at 2:52 AM
“The perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.”
A canon divergent portrayal of the XENOMORPHS written by SUNDER.
30+ writer. 18+ content including fictional gore, dismemberment, mutilation, etc. Minors and Lewd-Focused accounts DNI.
A canon divergent portrayal of the XENOMORPHS written by SUNDER.
30+ writer. 18+ content including fictional gore, dismemberment, mutilation, etc. Minors and Lewd-Focused accounts DNI.
Reposted by Nicholas D. Wolfwood
{{Be back later. Work stuff.
November 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
{{Be back later. Work stuff.
He looked up over his shoulder at the guy on the balcony.
“You little shit! Most people don’t think twice about this thing. Which makes YOU the one drawing attention.”
He was about to continue walking, but he paused and looked back again.
“You look like your mom dressed you this morning!”
“You little shit! Most people don’t think twice about this thing. Which makes YOU the one drawing attention.”
He was about to continue walking, but he paused and looked back again.
“You look like your mom dressed you this morning!”
November 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
He looked up over his shoulder at the guy on the balcony.
“You little shit! Most people don’t think twice about this thing. Which makes YOU the one drawing attention.”
He was about to continue walking, but he paused and looked back again.
“You look like your mom dressed you this morning!”
“You little shit! Most people don’t think twice about this thing. Which makes YOU the one drawing attention.”
He was about to continue walking, but he paused and looked back again.
“You look like your mom dressed you this morning!”
[Shoots down one of the mistletoe bundles with some rubber bands.]
A guy can’t get a temp job?!
A guy can’t get a temp job?!
.... Wait, you fucking WORK HERE!?
( .... Placing another mistletoe anyways )
( .... Placing another mistletoe anyways )
Hey! Knock it off! You’re on MY side of the room.
November 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
[Shoots down one of the mistletoe bundles with some rubber bands.]
A guy can’t get a temp job?!
A guy can’t get a temp job?!
He just flipped the entire helicopter the bird with both hands and laughed.
“I knew he’d chicken out. What an ass!”
Dark eyes peered down over his sunglasses at Aerith. His lips twisted up into a one-sided smirk. He dropped his voice down near a whisper.-
“I knew he’d chicken out. What an ass!”
Dark eyes peered down over his sunglasses at Aerith. His lips twisted up into a one-sided smirk. He dropped his voice down near a whisper.-
reno rubbed his temples.
“…management is NOT gonna like this. ugh. fine. you two lovebirds enjoy your little stroll. but don’t get comfy-“
he jabbed two fingers toward his own eyes, then down at them.
“- we’ll be back.”
the helicopter tilted away. aerith kept her arms wrapped around nicholas.
“…management is NOT gonna like this. ugh. fine. you two lovebirds enjoy your little stroll. but don’t get comfy-“
he jabbed two fingers toward his own eyes, then down at them.
“- we’ll be back.”
the helicopter tilted away. aerith kept her arms wrapped around nicholas.
November 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
He just flipped the entire helicopter the bird with both hands and laughed.
“I knew he’d chicken out. What an ass!”
Dark eyes peered down over his sunglasses at Aerith. His lips twisted up into a one-sided smirk. He dropped his voice down near a whisper.-
“I knew he’d chicken out. What an ass!”
Dark eyes peered down over his sunglasses at Aerith. His lips twisted up into a one-sided smirk. He dropped his voice down near a whisper.-
Hey! Knock it off! You’re on MY side of the room.
<- Hanging up mistletoes.
Everywhere.
:))))))
Everywhere.
:))))))
November 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Hey! Knock it off! You’re on MY side of the room.
The priest’s face cycled through several emotions until it landed on shock.
“Your WHAT?! AERITH!”
It took him a minute, but he looked up at the redhead in the helicopter and leaned into the lie despite his original protest. He wrapped an arm around Aerith’s shoulders and pulled her in-
“Your WHAT?! AERITH!”
It took him a minute, but he looked up at the redhead in the helicopter and leaned into the lie despite his original protest. He wrapped an arm around Aerith’s shoulders and pulled her in-
November 19, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The priest’s face cycled through several emotions until it landed on shock.
“Your WHAT?! AERITH!”
It took him a minute, but he looked up at the redhead in the helicopter and leaned into the lie despite his original protest. He wrapped an arm around Aerith’s shoulders and pulled her in-
“Your WHAT?! AERITH!”
It took him a minute, but he looked up at the redhead in the helicopter and leaned into the lie despite his original protest. He wrapped an arm around Aerith’s shoulders and pulled her in-
{{NOT SCREEWEE!!! 😂😂😂🪦
November 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
{{NOT SCREEWEE!!! 😂😂😂🪦
At least they’re always open?
This place is sketchy as hell.
This place is sketchy as hell.
Oh yeah
ˢᶜʳᵉᵉʷᵉᵉ
Ah man back in the dennys parking lot
ˢᶜʳᵉᵉʷᵉᵉ
Ah man back in the dennys parking lot
Can’t you use your bat screeches to figure that out?
November 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
At least they’re always open?
This place is sketchy as hell.
This place is sketchy as hell.
Nicholas held out his hand and caught one of the petals in his palm. He admired it for a moment before the wind from the helicopter blades blew it away. His fingers closed into a fist where the petal had been and he shook it at the helicopter.-
❝ well… that was-❞
but the 𝘸𝘩𝘶𝘱-𝘸𝘩𝘶𝘱-𝘸𝘩𝘶𝘱 of helicopter blades cut her off. a spotlight snapped on the two of them. aerith’s shoulders slumped.
❝ … really? do they ever take a 𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘵? ❞
but the 𝘸𝘩𝘶𝘱-𝘸𝘩𝘶𝘱-𝘸𝘩𝘶𝘱 of helicopter blades cut her off. a spotlight snapped on the two of them. aerith’s shoulders slumped.
❝ … really? do they ever take a 𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘵? ❞
November 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Nicholas held out his hand and caught one of the petals in his palm. He admired it for a moment before the wind from the helicopter blades blew it away. His fingers closed into a fist where the petal had been and he shook it at the helicopter.-
Ha! If you think that’ll help. Sure.
Just…don’t try to play poker.
Just…don’t try to play poker.
So wear shades, got it. Thanks.
Your eyes do this thing when you tell your shiny, little lies. Like…a glimmer. Very easy to spot.
November 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Ha! If you think that’ll help. Sure.
Just…don’t try to play poker.
Just…don’t try to play poker.
Your eyes do this thing when you tell your shiny, little lies. Like…a glimmer. Very easy to spot.
.. Okay, what's my tell then?
Hmmm?
Hmmm?
Do you know how many people have tried to lie to me? You have a really obvious tell. That’s why you’re bad at lying.
November 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Your eyes do this thing when you tell your shiny, little lies. Like…a glimmer. Very easy to spot.
Do you know how many people have tried to lie to me? You have a really obvious tell. That’s why you’re bad at lying.
HOW DID YOU EVEN KNOW THAT TIME
You’re so bad at this.
November 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Do you know how many people have tried to lie to me? You have a really obvious tell. That’s why you’re bad at lying.
You’re so bad at this.
November 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
You’re so bad at this.
That’s kinda bullshit. Maybe the other person shoulda had some self-control. Sounds like somebody gets their feel goods hurt too easily and it short circuits their brain.
[He’s on her side in this one.]
[He’s on her side in this one.]
If I pick the fight the damage is on me?
……………
How is that YOUR fault?!
How is that YOUR fault?!
November 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
That’s kinda bullshit. Maybe the other person shoulda had some self-control. Sounds like somebody gets their feel goods hurt too easily and it short circuits their brain.
[He’s on her side in this one.]
[He’s on her side in this one.]
……………
How is that YOUR fault?!
How is that YOUR fault?!
.....
I pissed someone off and they k!cked me through a wall ✨
I pissed someone off and they k!cked me through a wall ✨
Oh, so you’re gettin’ a kick outta this. I see how it is.
Fine. Keep your secrets, lady.
Fine. Keep your secrets, lady.
November 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
……………
How is that YOUR fault?!
How is that YOUR fault?!
Oh, so you’re gettin’ a kick outta this. I see how it is.
Fine. Keep your secrets, lady.
Fine. Keep your secrets, lady.
Because this is peak comedy, man.
Then why are you stalling so hard?
November 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Oh, so you’re gettin’ a kick outta this. I see how it is.
Fine. Keep your secrets, lady.
Fine. Keep your secrets, lady.