Helloo
@helholds.bsky.social
Brum Mum, once awarded a plastic Oscar by Gary Davies. Loves mashed potato, tv, cinema and music. Goes to bed far too late.
Warning - if you’re calling for Alan Carr to replace Claudia, don’t forget he works with Amanda Holden
October 23, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Warning - if you’re calling for Alan Carr to replace Claudia, don’t forget he works with Amanda Holden
Just had the worst bacon sandwich of my entire life
October 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Just had the worst bacon sandwich of my entire life
Just arrived at the train station for a 1 hour journey and I’VE FORGOTTEN MY HEADPHONES. This is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me.
September 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Just arrived at the train station for a 1 hour journey and I’VE FORGOTTEN MY HEADPHONES. This is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me.
Just cleaned the porch windows as I have an Ocado delivery today instead of Asda
September 12, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Just cleaned the porch windows as I have an Ocado delivery today instead of Asda
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This is all becoming very dangerous and the Government's failure to show any kind of resistance to it is a disgrace www.theguardian.com/world/2025/a...
Family in fear after Tommy Robinson shares video of black man with white granddaughters
Exclusive: Olajuwon Ayeni racially abused and falsely labelled a paedophile as far right weaponises clip of family in park
www.theguardian.com
August 20, 2025 at 7:12 AM
This is all becoming very dangerous and the Government's failure to show any kind of resistance to it is a disgrace www.theguardian.com/world/2025/a...
Confessions of a Brain Surgeon on BBC2 is utterly fascinating tv
August 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Confessions of a Brain Surgeon on BBC2 is utterly fascinating tv
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This is the most dangerous shade your brush water can be.
August 16, 2025 at 2:48 PM
This is the most dangerous shade your brush water can be.
My teenager speaking to me v speaking to his mates when he's gaming
August 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
My teenager speaking to me v speaking to his mates when he's gaming
Camping in a tent after the sun goes down vs camping in a tent when the sun comes up
August 11, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Camping in a tent after the sun goes down vs camping in a tent when the sun comes up
Thirty five years today since the greatest gig of my life. THIRTY FIVE!
July 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Thirty five years today since the greatest gig of my life. THIRTY FIVE!
Headswim??? #totp
a woman is standing in front of a group of people and says who 's that ?
ALT: a woman is standing in front of a group of people and says who 's that ?
media.tenor.com
July 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Headswim??? #totp
After several hours of the neighbours filling up their pool, just heard their child splashing in it and shouting 'Mum I'm having a poo!'
July 13, 2025 at 1:35 PM
After several hours of the neighbours filling up their pool, just heard their child splashing in it and shouting 'Mum I'm having a poo!'
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🎵 High on a hill stood a moany boat turd 🎶
July 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
🎵 High on a hill stood a moany boat turd 🎶
Daryl Hall wins the Live Aid Battle of the Mullets. Outstanding styling.
July 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Daryl Hall wins the Live Aid Battle of the Mullets. Outstanding styling.
Forgot I’d put a bag of potatoes in the pantry
July 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Forgot I’d put a bag of potatoes in the pantry
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UTA dropped Bob Vylan but represents Chris Brown just so you know where the line of acceptability is
July 5, 2025 at 7:59 AM
UTA dropped Bob Vylan but represents Chris Brown just so you know where the line of acceptability is
CMAT really is quite spectacular
June 27, 2025 at 1:44 PM
CMAT really is quite spectacular
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Don't forget to rinse out every jar and tin you finish, guys x
June 24, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Don't forget to rinse out every jar and tin you finish, guys x
The wind just lifted my dress above my head at the parcel lockers. I didn't look like the image below.
a black and white photo of a woman in a white dress with the name elizabeth feathercock at the bottom
ALT: a black and white photo of a woman in a white dress with the name elizabeth feathercock at the bottom
media.tenor.com
June 24, 2025 at 1:12 PM
The wind just lifted my dress above my head at the parcel lockers. I didn't look like the image below.