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Brum Mum, once awarded a plastic Oscar by Gary Davies. Loves mashed potato, tv, cinema and music. Goes to bed far too late.
Just had the worst bacon sandwich of my entire life
October 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Just had the worst bacon sandwich of my entire life
Just cleaned the porch windows as I have an Ocado delivery today instead of Asda
September 12, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Just cleaned the porch windows as I have an Ocado delivery today instead of Asda
My teenager speaking to me v speaking to his mates when he's gaming
August 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
My teenager speaking to me v speaking to his mates when he's gaming
Camping in a tent after the sun goes down vs camping in a tent when the sun comes up
August 11, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Camping in a tent after the sun goes down vs camping in a tent when the sun comes up
Thirty five years today since the greatest gig of my life. THIRTY FIVE!
July 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Thirty five years today since the greatest gig of my life. THIRTY FIVE!
Forgot I’d put a bag of potatoes in the pantry
July 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Forgot I’d put a bag of potatoes in the pantry
Might make another cup of tea but think I’ll boil the water this time
June 17, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Might make another cup of tea but think I’ll boil the water this time
I’m being forced to watch the BGT final
May 31, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I’m being forced to watch the BGT final
Our local bakery is reopening with the phrase ‘because nothing says we’re back like a blistered crust’
May 31, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Our local bakery is reopening with the phrase ‘because nothing says we’re back like a blistered crust’
Lots of fun April Fools jokes this morning
April 1, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Lots of fun April Fools jokes this morning
This is a genuine comment on the Next Door app about the King not visiting Birmingham. Outstanding work.
March 28, 2025 at 11:26 AM
This is a genuine comment on the Next Door app about the King not visiting Birmingham. Outstanding work.
Don’t lie Birmingham Rep, you don’t have ‘limited tickets’ left for Prima Facie. You have no tickets left for Prima Facie
March 27, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Don’t lie Birmingham Rep, you don’t have ‘limited tickets’ left for Prima Facie. You have no tickets left for Prima Facie
Pedro Pascal giving serious Burt Reynolds vibes here
March 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Pedro Pascal giving serious Burt Reynolds vibes here
Tardigrade shaped mash doesn't make me want to visit my local restaurant.
March 20, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Tardigrade shaped mash doesn't make me want to visit my local restaurant.
The pub I’m in is currently playing Do the Bartman
March 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The pub I’m in is currently playing Do the Bartman
How did I get the year wrong when this in on my bathroom wall? Idiot #popmaster
March 7, 2025 at 10:44 AM
How did I get the year wrong when this in on my bathroom wall? Idiot #popmaster
My son just did 2 hours of revision without (too much) complaining
March 1, 2025 at 2:58 PM
My son just did 2 hours of revision without (too much) complaining
Repost with the first album you bought with your own money.
February 23, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Repost with the first album you bought with your own money.
Radio 2 are playing Neil Diamond and it’s not Sweet Caroline
February 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Radio 2 are playing Neil Diamond and it’s not Sweet Caroline
Bit dramatic there Sky News
February 8, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Bit dramatic there Sky News