1) Ass to mouth with Melania
2) Had Trump watch while I drilled Ivanka
3) Patted Tim Scott and Clarence Thomas on the head
4) Watched Barron kill a cat
5) Watched Vance confuse his wife with Niki Haley
1) Ass to mouth with Melania
2) Had Trump watch while I drilled Ivanka
3) Patted Tim Scott and Clarence Thomas on the head
4) Watched Barron kill a cat
5) Watched Vance confuse his wife with Niki Haley
2. Mailed weekly payload of cat turds to Mars in preparation for E’s arrival
3. Reminded several citizens that you can’t spell “felon” w/o you know who
4. Taped Elon’s face to a Fleshlight
5. Fucked Elon right in his own face, as directed
2. Mailed weekly payload of cat turds to Mars in preparation for E’s arrival
3. Reminded several citizens that you can’t spell “felon” w/o you know who
4. Taped Elon’s face to a Fleshlight
5. Fucked Elon right in his own face, as directed
HR@OPM.gov
HR@OPM.gov
His latest raid?
The United States of America.
His latest raid?
The United States of America.
After meeting with Elon Musk, Republican leader Sen. John Thune announces plans to cut Social Security.
HANDS OFF OUR EARNED BENEFITS!
After meeting with Elon Musk, Republican leader Sen. John Thune announces plans to cut Social Security.
HANDS OFF OUR EARNED BENEFITS!
Turns out it was 100% funded by Elon Musk. @rollingstone.com.web.brid.gy
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
Turns out it was 100% funded by Elon Musk. @rollingstone.com.web.brid.gy
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
That’s money not going to care, as our healthcare costs skyrocket
Tennessee is #1 in medical bankruptcies. (Americans currently owe $220 BILLION in medical debt)
Our system is broken. #MedicareForAll 🇺🇸
That’s money not going to care, as our healthcare costs skyrocket
Tennessee is #1 in medical bankruptcies. (Americans currently owe $220 BILLION in medical debt)
Our system is broken. #MedicareForAll 🇺🇸
Step 1: Mind your own business
Step 2: Use the facilities. Don't piss on the seat or the floor. FLUSH
Step 3: Wash your hands. Put the paper towels IN THE TRASH
Step 4: Leave while continuing to mind your own fucking business
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Step 1: Mind your own business
Step 2: Use the facilities. Don't piss on the seat or the floor. FLUSH
Step 3: Wash your hands. Put the paper towels IN THE TRASH
Step 4: Leave while continuing to mind your own fucking business
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