1) Ass to mouth with Melania
2) Had Trump watch while I drilled Ivanka
3) Patted Tim Scott and Clarence Thomas on the head
4) Watched Barron kill a cat
5) Watched Vance confuse his wife with Niki Haley
1) Ass to mouth with Melania
2) Had Trump watch while I drilled Ivanka
3) Patted Tim Scott and Clarence Thomas on the head
4) Watched Barron kill a cat
5) Watched Vance confuse his wife with Niki Haley
2. Mailed weekly payload of cat turds to Mars in preparation for E’s arrival
3. Reminded several citizens that you can’t spell “felon” w/o you know who
4. Taped Elon’s face to a Fleshlight
5. Fucked Elon right in his own face, as directed
2. Mailed weekly payload of cat turds to Mars in preparation for E’s arrival
3. Reminded several citizens that you can’t spell “felon” w/o you know who
4. Taped Elon’s face to a Fleshlight
5. Fucked Elon right in his own face, as directed