Hayden Sharpe
@haydenthesharpe.bsky.social
Writer. Meme lover. Publishing professional. INFP. Disaster Ace. 💜🖤 30. Pseudonym.
Rep: Uwe Stender @ TriadaUS Literary Agency #TeamTriada
Rep: Uwe Stender @ TriadaUS Literary Agency #TeamTriada
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📚I am thrilled beyond measure to announce that I am now represented by Uwe Stender at TriadaUS Literary Agency! 📚
November 11, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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Well, the rabbit's out of the PM bag! I have a lot of thoughts on what it means at last to be fulfilling the dream I've nurtured since I was 7 years old, but for right now I'm afraid all I have for you is the mental image of me flapping in a circle while I shout, I'M GOING TO BE A PUBLISHED AUTHOR!!
October 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Well, the rabbit's out of the PM bag! I have a lot of thoughts on what it means at last to be fulfilling the dream I've nurtured since I was 7 years old, but for right now I'm afraid all I have for you is the mental image of me flapping in a circle while I shout, I'M GOING TO BE A PUBLISHED AUTHOR!!
Shorty had them Applin bottom jeans
Pumpkaboos with the fur
The Ho-oh was lookin at her
She hit the Florges
Next thing you know
Shorty got Taillow-low-low-low-low-low-low
Pumpkaboos with the fur
The Ho-oh was lookin at her
She hit the Florges
Next thing you know
Shorty got Taillow-low-low-low-low-low-low
October 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Shorty had them Applin bottom jeans
Pumpkaboos with the fur
The Ho-oh was lookin at her
She hit the Florges
Next thing you know
Shorty got Taillow-low-low-low-low-low-low
Pumpkaboos with the fur
The Ho-oh was lookin at her
She hit the Florges
Next thing you know
Shorty got Taillow-low-low-low-low-low-low
October 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I’m THRILLED and CHILLED to participate in the cover reveal for @gwenythreitz.bsky.social ‘s debut YA romcom: YOU’RE DEAD TO ME, REED WALKER!
Congratulations on the gorgeous cover, Gwen! I can’t wait to read it!
Cover: Jacqueline Li
Out 5/5/26 from @macmillanusa.bsky.social (Roaring Brook Press)
Congratulations on the gorgeous cover, Gwen! I can’t wait to read it!
Cover: Jacqueline Li
Out 5/5/26 from @macmillanusa.bsky.social (Roaring Brook Press)
August 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I’m THRILLED and CHILLED to participate in the cover reveal for @gwenythreitz.bsky.social ‘s debut YA romcom: YOU’RE DEAD TO ME, REED WALKER!
Congratulations on the gorgeous cover, Gwen! I can’t wait to read it!
Cover: Jacqueline Li
Out 5/5/26 from @macmillanusa.bsky.social (Roaring Brook Press)
Congratulations on the gorgeous cover, Gwen! I can’t wait to read it!
Cover: Jacqueline Li
Out 5/5/26 from @macmillanusa.bsky.social (Roaring Brook Press)
Adulthood is just making tough decisions and crying through them all, huh?
July 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Adulthood is just making tough decisions and crying through them all, huh?
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It's Juneteenth, please send your favorite Black homeless person funds for the fight against the shackles of capitalism, LOL. lilymeade.com/donate
Donate — Lily Meade
lilymeade.com
June 19, 2025 at 6:24 PM
It's Juneteenth, please send your favorite Black homeless person funds for the fight against the shackles of capitalism, LOL. lilymeade.com/donate
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This is Faye. She wanted to bring a little sunshine into your life. Heard it can help with the happiness. 14/10 thank you so much Faye
June 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
This is Faye. She wanted to bring a little sunshine into your life. Heard it can help with the happiness. 14/10 thank you so much Faye
Excuse me, what the hell? #Meta suspended my #threads account? I literally just lurk, like, and occasionally post/reply to people!
Is anyone else on #bookthreads or #booksky experiencing this issue?
Is anyone else on #bookthreads or #booksky experiencing this issue?
June 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Excuse me, what the hell? #Meta suspended my #threads account? I literally just lurk, like, and occasionally post/reply to people!
Is anyone else on #bookthreads or #booksky experiencing this issue?
Is anyone else on #bookthreads or #booksky experiencing this issue?
Everyone shut up this is all I’m going to be talking about for the foreseeable future
June 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Everyone shut up this is all I’m going to be talking about for the foreseeable future
May 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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A few weeks ago, I sat on the Capitol steps from dawn to dusk to sound the alarm about the coming Republican tax bill—and how it would hurt kids, seniors, and middle-class Americans who are just trying to get by.
The bill is now here. And it's worse than many expected ⬇️
The bill is now here. And it's worse than many expected ⬇️
May 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
A few weeks ago, I sat on the Capitol steps from dawn to dusk to sound the alarm about the coming Republican tax bill—and how it would hurt kids, seniors, and middle-class Americans who are just trying to get by.
The bill is now here. And it's worse than many expected ⬇️
The bill is now here. And it's worse than many expected ⬇️
April 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Sen. Booker’s speech was a substantive and moral account of this moment. He did not read the phone book. He did not babble.
For 24 hours @booker.senate.gov laid out a detailed, damning, and critical narrative of truth, history, politics, morality, humanity.
What will you do?
For 24 hours @booker.senate.gov laid out a detailed, damning, and critical narrative of truth, history, politics, morality, humanity.
What will you do?
April 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Sen. Booker’s speech was a substantive and moral account of this moment. He did not read the phone book. He did not babble.
For 24 hours @booker.senate.gov laid out a detailed, damning, and critical narrative of truth, history, politics, morality, humanity.
What will you do?
For 24 hours @booker.senate.gov laid out a detailed, damning, and critical narrative of truth, history, politics, morality, humanity.
What will you do?
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Just so everybody understands, Booker has been speaking cogently about the issues the entire time and Strom Thurmond famously spent hours reading from the encyclopedia, because segregationists were and are dumbshits
If Sen. Cory Booker makes it to 7:19 p.m. EST, he will break segregationist Dixiecrat Strom Thurmond's record for his 24 hour 18 minute Senate floor speech against the Civil Rights Act of 1957.
April 1, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Just so everybody understands, Booker has been speaking cogently about the issues the entire time and Strom Thurmond famously spent hours reading from the encyclopedia, because segregationists were and are dumbshits
Facing the next 2 years with this energy:
#beyondthespiderverse #intothespiderverse #acrossthespiderverse #spiderverse
#beyondthespiderverse #intothespiderverse #acrossthespiderverse #spiderverse
April 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Facing the next 2 years with this energy:
#beyondthespiderverse #intothespiderverse #acrossthespiderverse #spiderverse
#beyondthespiderverse #intothespiderverse #acrossthespiderverse #spiderverse
Is there a kosher Indian restaurant called Masala Tov?
If not, there really should be.
If not, there really should be.
March 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Is there a kosher Indian restaurant called Masala Tov?
If not, there really should be.
If not, there really should be.
*Ms. Casey voice* Your Audi makes smooth hairpin turns. Your Audi makes other cars happy to be around it. Your Audi can accelerate from 0 to 60 miles per hour in three point three-and-a-half seconds.
#Severance
#Severance
March 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
*Ms. Casey voice* Your Audi makes smooth hairpin turns. Your Audi makes other cars happy to be around it. Your Audi can accelerate from 0 to 60 miles per hour in three point three-and-a-half seconds.
#Severance
#Severance
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We've been saving this little pup for when we thought you all might really need a gold star. And, given the current circumstances, here she is. 13/10
March 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
We've been saving this little pup for when we thought you all might really need a gold star. And, given the current circumstances, here she is. 13/10
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gofund.me/4824d711
Please help me do whatever I can to save my girls, and to make sure the rest of my kitties survive.
Share this link, and kiss your pets on the head and tell them how much you love them because you never know how quickly they might leave.
Please help me do whatever I can to save my girls, and to make sure the rest of my kitties survive.
Share this link, and kiss your pets on the head and tell them how much you love them because you never know how quickly they might leave.
February 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
gofund.me/4824d711
Please help me do whatever I can to save my girls, and to make sure the rest of my kitties survive.
Share this link, and kiss your pets on the head and tell them how much you love them because you never know how quickly they might leave.
Please help me do whatever I can to save my girls, and to make sure the rest of my kitties survive.
Share this link, and kiss your pets on the head and tell them how much you love them because you never know how quickly they might leave.
It looks like it’s Gronk’s first year sitting at the grownups table at Thanksgiving dinner.
#SuperBowl #SuperBowlLIX
#SuperBowl #SuperBowlLIX
February 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
It looks like it’s Gronk’s first year sitting at the grownups table at Thanksgiving dinner.
#SuperBowl #SuperBowlLIX
#SuperBowl #SuperBowlLIX
Guy on the train nearly forgot his phone he left charging.
I said “Aah! Timing is everything!”
He laughed and said “Will you marry me?”
“What??”
“Would you marry a Moroccan guy?”
All my flustered brain could think to say was “not today!”
I needed the smile, thanks, guy. :)
I said “Aah! Timing is everything!”
He laughed and said “Will you marry me?”
“What??”
“Would you marry a Moroccan guy?”
All my flustered brain could think to say was “not today!”
I needed the smile, thanks, guy. :)
January 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Guy on the train nearly forgot his phone he left charging.
I said “Aah! Timing is everything!”
He laughed and said “Will you marry me?”
“What??”
“Would you marry a Moroccan guy?”
All my flustered brain could think to say was “not today!”
I needed the smile, thanks, guy. :)
I said “Aah! Timing is everything!”
He laughed and said “Will you marry me?”
“What??”
“Would you marry a Moroccan guy?”
All my flustered brain could think to say was “not today!”
I needed the smile, thanks, guy. :)
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a big HOOT GROWL to all 20,000 of you who joined us for last night’s “dimension 20: gauntlet at the garden.”
the last week has been nothing short of surreal. see you tonight for dropout improv at the MGM music hall in boston!
the last week has been nothing short of surreal. see you tonight for dropout improv at the MGM music hall in boston!
January 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM
a big HOOT GROWL to all 20,000 of you who joined us for last night’s “dimension 20: gauntlet at the garden.”
the last week has been nothing short of surreal. see you tonight for dropout improv at the MGM music hall in boston!
the last week has been nothing short of surreal. see you tonight for dropout improv at the MGM music hall in boston!
A team of friends 💙
January 23, 2025 at 10:45 PM
A team of friends 💙
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The Snowy Day — Ezra Jack Keats, 1962
January 19, 2025 at 2:53 AM
The Snowy Day — Ezra Jack Keats, 1962