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Hannah Bond
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Freelance editor, cake person.
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dylanthyme.bsky.social
right i promise this is the last time i'm going to announce a book this year haha, however I DID WRITE ONE MORE. it comes out in may! it's full of love and warmth and feelings and jokes and deli sandwiches and a dog named pastrami! i hope you like it! in may! geni.us/1469-al-aut-ch
An image of an eBook with the Second Helpings cover on it, next to a wrapped sandwich. The Second Helpings cover is an illustration set against a periwinkle background, which shows a man with light brown hair sitting at a table, a cane hooked over the back of his chair, and another man with darker hair and wearing an apron holding a tray. Little yellow hearts appear around him, and a chalkboard reads "A queer m/m second chance romance."
December 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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internethippo.bsky.social
Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things
December 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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mikewasson.net
do you have any idea how much you have to piss somebody off to make them change their gauge
taras-grescoe.com 𝚃𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚜 𝙶𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚌𝚘𝚎 🚇 @taras-grescoe.com · 26d
#Finland will begin to #Russia - proof its rail network, integrate with EU train infrastructure.

The Finnish government has announced the conversion of its rail network from Russian gauge (1,524 mm) to European standard (1,435 mm).

www.trenvista.net/en/news/flas...
November 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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richardkadrey.bsky.social
Good morning.
I don't know who did this, but I love you.
An abandoned building by the beach where a window overlooks the sea. The water through the window resembles a painting, so someone has scrawled Free Rothko on the wall.
November 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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catacalypto.bsky.social
pleased to announce that there seems to be a passive-aggressive conflict roiling the august pages of Cooks Illustrated, Fall Harvest recipes edition. allow me to explain:
October 20, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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dylanthyme.bsky.social
RECIPE FOR TROUBLE is OUT TODAY! in ebook/audio/print a.co/d/ee50VJW! but you can also find it via bookshop.org, b&n, libro.fm, many places! talking up my own work is not an area of strength! i hope you enjoy my loving queer homage to the golden age of romcoms in this trying time!
An ereader on top of a cutting board against a green checkered towel. The screen shows the cover of Recipe for Trouble by Dylan Morrison, which features two men cooking against a dark periwinkle background. A 5-star reader review! 'One of the top non-spicy MM romances I've read over the last year. I loved this book! It warmed my heart.' There's also a small image of the cover of Recipe for Trouble by Dylan Morrison, which features two men cooking against a dark periwinkle background. A 5-star reader review! 'This book should absolutely be savoured, mouthful by delicious mouthful, but I've never had much restraint and so I just gobbled it right up in two days and I do not regret my life choices.' There's also a small image of the cover of Recipe for Trouble by Dylan Morrison, which features two men cooking against a dark periwinkle background. A 5-star reader review! 'An utterly compelling, emotionally layered, highly original romance, which manages to be both laugh-out-loud funny and heartache-inducing.' There's also a small image of the cover of Recipe for Trouble by Dylan Morrison, which features two men cooking against a dark periwinkle background.
October 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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brutumfulmen.bsky.social
This cat has 100% hired the Pinkertons to break a coal strike in Pennsylvania.
tammi.bsky.social Tammi, yeah, that one. 2.1 @tammi.bsky.social · Oct 12
I found a 19th century Cat Villain!
A huge chonk of a fluffy cat sitting on a table near an open fire. The cat is cream and grey and appears to be shaped like a barrel in a fur coat. They are scowling fiercely with their moustache and bewhiskered ears apparently flowing back into the cold wind. There's a definite vibe that this villainous cat twirls their moustache as they evict orphans into the aforementioned blizzard and think Scrooge was an easy-going lightweight. They are magnificent.
October 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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dylanthyme.bsky.social
TWO! DAYS! TIL BOOK DAY! let me take you away from all this (the stresses and horrors of the dystopian present) to a better place (still full of stresses and horrors, but only for the characters, and with much lower stakes). excerpt so you can give it a vibe check! geni.us/1204-al-aut-am
"The guy in the video—Pete—is handsome in that relaxed, unin‐ tentional way Ben associates with people who had a great time in high school. There’s something about him that’s almost familiar, and he looks older than Ben, in probably his early thirties. His dark wavy hair, faded tight on the sides and left longer on top, clearly just lies that way, in the sort of easy dishevelment no one can pull o$ when they’re trying. As if all that wasn’t enough, he’s broad shouldered and well muscled—not a full gym rat like Ben some‐ times pulls on Grindr, but de!nitely visibly toned. It’s a look Ben associates with rock climbers, although admittedly that may be situational bias, because he is also wearing the type of T-shirt-with- sleeves-cut-o$ Ben associates with rock climbers. However, the idiot has distinguished himself from the pack by electing to do this to a shirt with Ask Me About Canned Beans scrawled across the front in a gigantic, hideous font. And Pete is, above anything else, an idiot. Sure—he’s a little bit hot. Ben can admit that to himself, here in the safe anonymity of the New York City subway system, where anything could happen and does, every day. Pete is a little bit hot. That doesn’t make it okay that somehow, despite having presumably been a talented enough chef to land one of the coveted, cushy positions as a Gastronome test cook, he has produced what has to be the single worst collection of cooking footage ever created by man. “Hi!” Pete says, waving at the camera, in the !rst take. But he's" "holding a spoon in his waving hand, and it goes !ying and hits someone nearly out of frame in the back of the head, and they yelp, and someone else o" camera yells “CUT.” With no pause for recovery, it’s the next take, and Pete says, “Hi! I’m Pat,” and then, “Wait, no I’m not,” and then, nervously, like he’s not quite sure it’s the right answer, “Pete? I’m… Pete.” They cut again, and then it’s the hideous take after that, in which Pete holds up a bunch of greens and says, “This is kelp—kelp—KALE. Good God. But could we make it with kelp, do you think? I never thought about kelp— aw, wait, these are collards, actually. Uh. Are we still rolling?” Ben misses his train. It goes whooshing by as Pete very earnestly tells the viewers that he thinks everyone can learn to cook while, next to him, a piece of notebook paper that clearly reads, DEAR PETE, REMEMBER: BUY TARRAGON, TOILET PAPER. NO MORE HOISIN! LOVE PETE inches towards the stove. It catches $re at the same moment Ben realizes that it’s a local 1 train pulling away, and he releases a little gasp of surprised annoyance in the exact moment that Pete does on-screen. That disquieting moment of similarity is enough to get Ben to close the computer. He tells himself he’s not going to open it again until he has his mysterious mixed drink in his hand to dull the pain but only lasts $ve minutes before he $nds himself reaching for the laptop again. An express 2 train chooses that exact moment to turn up, running as always on a secret schedule known only to itself, which is all that saves Ben from spending the next several hours on the platform. Instead, he spends the standing-room-only ride back to his apartment stewing about the video, and how on earth Pete even got a job, and how on earth he, Ben, is supposed to do his job and edit this nightmare into watchable content." The Recipe for Trouble cover (two men cooking together against a periwinkle background) displayed on an ereader, sitting on top of a cutting board and a green gingham towel. Blue text on a yellow circle to the right of the ereader reads "PRE-ORDER NOW."
October 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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gretchenmcc.bsky.social
Higgledy piggledy
Timothée Chalamet
Has a name meriting
Endless design

Much like his forerunner
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Hexasyllabically,
Easy to rhyme
tweet from childish branzino @absflora: timothée chalamet is the new benedict cumberbatch in the sense that you can say ANYTHING and we know who you mean. tiffany chevrolet. timpanogos charlemagne. symphony cabernet. jiminy castaway.
October 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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neongrey.bsky.social
all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.
October 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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kaaauthor.bsky.social
"There is no sharp line between humans and the rest of the animal kingdom. It’s a very blurry line, and it’s getting more blurry all the time."

A tremendous loss. 💔
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Oct 1
JUST IN: Jane Goodall, primatologist who transformed our understanding of the lives of apes, has died, according to an announcement from the Jane Goodall Institute.
Jane Goodall, legendary primatologist, has died at age 91
Jane Goodall, primatologist who transformed our understanding of the lives of apes, has died, according to an announcement from the Jane Goodall Institute.
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October 1, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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dylanthyme.bsky.social
does being trans in the US Right Now, w/ a queer romcom out in 2 weeks, feel like inching closer to a woodchipper in a clown costume? SURE. does this make it impossible to write promo posts? YES! am i forcing myself to throw my preorder link here before i 🧵 about this? BARELY: geni.us/1204-al-aut-am
COMING 16 OCTOBER 2025 [Image of blue book cover, Recipe for Trouble by Dylan Morrison, featuring two men cooking against a green backdrop with sparkles.]
September 30, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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dylanthyme.bsky.social
it seems there's no non-weird time to do this in 2025 but the posts must go on, so: i have new book, RECIPE FOR TROUBLE, coming out next month! it's available now on netgalley and for preorder! it's full of laughs and queer joy! but, FAIR WARNING, it may make you hungry 🤤 geni.us/1204-al-aut-am
The Recipe For Trouble cover, which features two dark haired men cooking a pot of soup, displayed on an ebook next to two bowls of soup and the words PRE-ORDER NOW. The Recipe For Trouble cover, which features two dark haired men cooking a pot of soup, displayed on an ebook against a yellow background printed with cooking utensils, and the words REQUEST NOW ON NETGALLEY.
September 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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michaelstipe.bsky.social
I can
I can
August 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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ewacat.bsky.social
I got served this incredible advert over on twitter. It's a book summary written by AI but I bet the book is AI too. It's just so incredibly stupidly funny and every time I read it I start WHEEZING
There's no way to prepare you for this. "Kindle edition now complete with cover!! Raphael, a young man in his mid-thirties, returns to the rustic coastal village of Hopetown, where he spent the last few days with his son, Clay, before his son suffers an unfortunate, near-sudden death in a devastating car crash, and during which he, the father, was driving.  Join him as he relives the anguish, the blatant incredulity, the consequent meltdown and intermittent pangs of guilt, and which are then followed by an unfathomable void alternating with a sudden surge of emotion, all in that order, on realising that things had forever changed. While reviving memories, he also crosses paths with a roaming woman spirit of the sea, who claims that he needs her and that she knows Clay's whereabouts, and who is continuously transforming as the relationship grows.  The story also teases a complex interplay of emotions and secrets, as some friends also introduce him to Celine, another young woman, who initially seems to be the perfect antithesis of the other woman, and yet is vaguely similar to the other woman in some ways, also setting the stage for an unpredictable narrative in subsequent parts." Actually sobbing and it's like the ninth time I've read this lol
October 11, 2024 at 11:53 PM
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lukelukeluke.bsky.social
Practicing self care by lying on the forest floor until the roots of the trees and mushrooms pierce my body and accept me into their nutrient web
November 2, 2023 at 1:26 AM
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viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
And then I was like, Roald— make the peach GIANT. No one gives a shit about a normal ass peach
July 29, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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hels.bsky.social
They make you HAPPY fuck you
NYT headline: Mangoes are known as the 'king of fruits. What are their health benefits?
July 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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wutangforchildren.bsky.social
Kids playing Ozzy's Crazy Train on xylophones
July 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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dylanthyme.bsky.social
BOOK DAY! BOOK DAY! By which I mean, FALL INTO YOU, my first M/M romance novel, is out RIGHT NOW in ebook, print and audiobook!! If you are perhaps seeking a story that is WARM and UPLIFTING and QUEER in these trying times, i'd be thrilled and honored if you gave mine a shot 💜
An image of a Kindle displaying the Fall Into You cover with granny smith apples and a green towel against the left hand side. A 5-star reader review: "This book is like a warm hug and a therapy session rolled into one. The final chapter is one of the most beautiful I've read in a long time."
June 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
hannahbond.bsky.social
Laura is a stunning poet and a stunning person and this is going to be glorious.
lauratheis.bsky.social Laura Theis @lauratheis.bsky.social · Jun 6
Dear #poetsonbluesky today I have something really exciting to share with you: The beautiful cover for my @theemmapress.bsky.social children's debut 'Poems from a Witch’s Pocket' designed by the incredibly talented Kate Foster...Pre-orders are open now!
theemmapress.com/shop/childre...
June 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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deathbybadger.bsky.social
"let copilot help you draft"
"can gemini write that for you"

I have now taken the only reasonable course of action in the circumstances
it's a vintage typewriter
May 31, 2025 at 9:42 AM
hannahbond.bsky.social
maybe the best things i have ever seen?
ellamchawk.bsky.social Dr Ella Hawkins @ellamchawk.bsky.social · May 29
Today is National Biscuit Day, and it’s about time that I populated this account with biscuit (cookie) sets from the past few years. Here are some of my favourites. 🧵

First up, a set inspired by the delicious designs of William Morris and John Henry Dearle.
A set of eight rectangular cookies arranged on a square white plate against a dark wooden background. Each cookie is inspired by a wallpaper design by Morris & Co. The patterns represented feature different floral and leaf shapes in shades of baby blue, soft pink, leafy green, mustard yellow, cream, and dark grey.
May 31, 2025 at 1:25 PM