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haloskitten.bsky.social
What did I do in the 'lovely weather'? I stayed home with my curtains closed and as many fans on as I could. No I don't think that's depressing, Barbara, I WAS COMFORTABLE!!
thedailytism.com The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · Apr 13
A spokesperson for the neurotypicals, Karen Hoyland, 38, said: “Slowly boiling to death in my own home is awesome. I love it when my clothes stick to my body. That’s my favourite.”

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Neurotypicals delighted by horrible fiery skyball Woman in sunglasses holding yellow balloon and blowing kiss
April 14, 2025 at 8:21 AM
haloskitten.bsky.social
I feel boiled. Mashed. Maybe also in a stew. I R Po-tay-toe.
April 6, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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chronicillness.bsky.social
Chronically ill & disabled people love to put "LOL" or 🤣 after the most disturbing sentences you've ever set your eyes on.
February 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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chronicillness.bsky.social
ME: *sleeps for 3 days*

MY BODY: That did absolutely nothing
February 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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tamahero.bsky.social
Cooltrainer in the Ever Grande Pokemon Center: "If you've come this far, what choice do you have but to keep going?"
February 6, 2025 at 5:15 AM
haloskitten.bsky.social
I brie-lieve, for they are grate! Apolo-cheese, these are not very Gouda, I feta go...
fakehistoryhunter.net The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · Jan 20
Proposal:
We need a statue for the unknown inventor of cheese.
We also need a statue for the unknown inventor of melting cheese.

And they should be worshipped and offerings need to be made because their glory is great and our gratitude immense.

Yes I am eating lasagne, why?
a piece of cheese is being poured onto a white plate with a watermark that says zara_world
ALT: a piece of cheese is being poured onto a white plate with a watermark that says zara_world
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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shenanigans.bsky.social
I need people to stop saying "you're so strong" and start saying "here's a thousand dollars now go take a nap"
July 3, 2023 at 2:29 AM
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thedailytism.com
“They’ll spend the next four weeks playing the same Mariah Carey track on repeat – in the same breath as telling you to stop going on about the Wilhelm Gustloff boating disaster.”

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Neurotypicals to embrace rigid routines known as “traditions”
Non-autistic people worldwide are due to collectively engage in a series of worrying rituals known as "Christmas traditions", according to reports. Despite your family's apparent concern about how muc...
thedailytism.com
December 22, 2024 at 10:50 AM
haloskitten.bsky.social
Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there?

National Suicide Prevention Hotline

Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
December 9, 2024 at 9:00 AM
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thedailytism.com
“I might not know how to offer to make the tea, but I do know not to throw in a casual comment about the size of Tricia’s breasts.”

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Wow! Autistic woman who struggles to read a room manages not to sexually harass people
Despite having an autism diagnosis, a woman has survived a whole lifetime without sexually harassing anybody in the workplace, it has been reported. Emma Bernard, 33, from Ancoats, finds it difficult ...
thedailytism.com
December 1, 2024 at 8:54 AM