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Jason Hagglund
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Software Infra/DevOps. More into politics than I should be. Peloton PZ enthusiast. MT ➡️ WA ➡️ NE. Father of 4 amazing kids. #ActuallyAutistic. He/Him
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I’m in a couple autism-related starter packs and some of you are following me on here for that reason, and likely wondering why I seldom talk about the autism and instead shitpost about politics. 😂

👋 I’m Jason, an autistic person. I wrote about it one time: hagglundized.net/general/no-s...
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The utter gall of this man. Retires saying he’s sick of college football, then takes a more lucrative college football job *days later*

Fuck Bobby Hauck man, I hope he gets egged every time he sets foot in Missoula, MT as long as he lives.
So about Montana coach Bobby Hauck retiring a few days ago…
February 10, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”

my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
February 9, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Not drinking much these days but hell with it, the Seahawks just won another Super Bowl!
February 9, 2026 at 4:28 AM
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Turning Point USA to Air Alternative Super Bowl Where Patriots Win
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Turning Point USA to Air Alternative Super Bowl Where Patriots Win
Conservative organization Turning Point USA will air an alternative Super Bowl that will give victory to the New England Patriots.
thehardtimes.net
February 9, 2026 at 3:14 AM
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You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
The demons from Super Bowl XLIX have been exorcised 🎉
February 9, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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“I know we won the Super Bowl, but we could be a little bit better on offense”

I fucking love Sam Darnold
February 9, 2026 at 3:29 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 3:26 AM
SUUUUUUUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS!!!
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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PSA: SEAHAWKS KICKER JASON MYERS IS NOW ON THE SUPER BOWL MVP BALLOT

VOTE NOW ON YOUR PHONES

www.nfl.com/super-bowl/m...
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Waiting until the last two mins of the game to start throwing flags 🤡
February 9, 2026 at 3:22 AM
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Hi I’m convicted rapist Mike Tyson here to remind you that fat people are gross
February 9, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Deeeeeeeeeeeeefense!!!! 👏👏👏
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
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All that money on a Super Bowl commercial and ai.com is returning 503s.
February 9, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Vote for Myers, make this happen!
February 9, 2026 at 2:54 AM
That was the best timed INT! I was starting to have real worries 😂👏
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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Donald Trump has turned America into a violent fascist kleptocracy. But the NFL just forced some culturally unfamiliar music upon me. I have never felt more politically homeless.
February 9, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Dammit
I’m greedy, I want the shutout 👏
February 9, 2026 at 2:35 AM
I’m greedy, I want the shutout 👏
February 9, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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A touchdown? In this economy?
February 9, 2026 at 2:28 AM
FINALLY A TD!!!!!
February 9, 2026 at 2:28 AM
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I tell you what, Ring figured out exactly how to weaponize white people’s empathy in service to a corporately controlled surveillance state.

Tell them it will find your dog.
February 9, 2026 at 2:08 AM
I was wondering when we’d see a funny commercial and the Sabrina Carpenter Pringles one delivered 😂
February 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM