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Jason Hagglund
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Software Infra/DevOps. More into politics than I should be. Peloton PZ enthusiast. MT ➡️ WA ➡️ NE. Father of 4 amazing kids. #ActuallyAutistic. He/Him
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I haven’t laughed this hard in a good while. 🤣
Maybe twenty years ago, the alternative to my 100,000 crowd-sourced editors was a PhD expert, or Edward R. Murrow [citation needed]. But today, I’m not looking so bad, huh? Absolute best case, the LLM-generated legal advice you get is merely plagiarizing, probably from me. But more likely, it’s a mish-mash of Reddit posts filtered through an algorithm coded by a Belarusian teenager on the run from Interpol. (See also:Illya “CyberGhost” Cieraškovič, Controversies.) So, yeah, peer review deez nutz.
November 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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For the 2nd year running, we were the big candy house.
November 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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The leather pants reminded JD of his favorite sofa.
Erika Kirk and JD Vance sharing a public “warm hug” at a recent Turning Point USA event.
November 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Not my home but I know my way around
Undersea Palace from Chrono Trigger
October 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Ummmm why MAGA labeled? 😕
October 18, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Not captured: dude with no jacket and no umbrella with an ice cream in each hand yelling “I LOVE THIS SHIT” 🤣 #onemeansall
October 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Logging onto BlueSky to post no context sports stuff and getting immediate confirmation that I’m following the right kind of folks. 🤣
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October 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Absolutely the fuck not
September 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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I can’t tell if this is naïveté or hubris, but either way it’s goddam hilarious. 🤣
Well, the next time someone brings up a terrible anecdote about Cambodia or Vietnam, I will definitely drop the Star Wars story to show that people have two sides. Yeah. And I get those who think you shouldn't be friends with someone who did terrible things. I hear that. I can just say that he was, as a very large number of people would say, though many fewer would say it publicly, an extraordinarily generous friend. Professor, thank you so much for doing this. Great, thanks. If we go light on the Kissinger part, I wouldn't complain, because it could dwarf everything else. *
September 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Annual family day trip to KC. Go M’s!
Kauffman Stadium in Kansas City, MO. The Kansas City Royals vs Seattle Mariners
September 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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This F’n cooks.
I'm not certain that liberal interest groups are responsible for alienating voters from the Democratic Party. After all, the year in which activist language was most prominent - 2020 - was the year Democrats actually won. What I'm certain of is that groups like Third Way are presenting you with a false dichotomy. They want you to believe that you must choose between liberal activists and ordinary voters. But Third Way doesn't represent ordinary voters, they represent CEOs. If you kick out the activists, Third Way's corporate allies will step into the void, ready to pick the party's bones.
August 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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My man Wout closed it out with a stage win! 👏
Belgian pro cyclist Wout Van Aert of team Visma Lease A Bike wins stage 21 of the 2025 Tour de France on the famed Champs-Élysées in Paris, France
July 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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My 2025 Tour de France power rankings:
1-2: Tadej Pogacar and Jonas Vingegaard, doing cycling’s rendition of Bird and Magic for going on 6 years now.
3: Wout van Aert, always the patron saint of Big Dudes On Bikes
4: Seahawks Jersey Antler Helmet Guy 😂
A roadside fan during stage 13 of the 2025 Tour de France. Wearing a white Seattle Seahawks NFL jersey with the name POGAĆAR on the back, wearing a helmet with antlers on top. A roadside fan during stage 18 of the 2025 Tour de France, wearing a lime green Seattle Seahawks NFL jersey and a helmet with deer antlers on top.
July 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Tell ‘em! 👏
Heisenberg/Walter White (Bryan Cranston) from the TV series Breaking Bad saying “you’re goddamn right”
July 12, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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Nebraska weather sucks the majority of the time but I do enjoy seeing the lightning off in the distance.
July 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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It’d be a damn shame if a bunch of us decided to troll the NYT’s ass-covering reader survey.
Are You Frustrated by Census and Racial Categories? What do you think about the race and ethnicity categories you're confronted with? * I think only a grossly unprofessional newspaper would grant anonymity to a white supremacist to print a nothing burger story to smear a popular mayor candidate. Also, 39 words Are You Frustrated by Census and Racial Categories? What do you think about the race and ethnicity categories you're confronted with? * nothing burger story to smear a popular mayor candidate. Also, Benjamin Ryan is a smooth-brained bigot and you shouldn't print his nonsense. 39 words It you could add more options to these categories, what would you add? I think only a grossly unprofessional n What is your race or ethnicity? * I think only a grossly unprofessional n What is your name? # I think only a grossly unprofessional n What is your email address? * benjamin-ryan-sucks@gmail.com Where do you live? * I think only a grossly unprofessional newsp I am open to a New York Times journalist contacting me about other reporting
July 8, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Family mini-vacation in Chicago this week. Delivered a one-fingered salute to everyone’s favorite building. 😈
Me flipping off the Trump tower in Chicago, IL
July 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Close second:
USA swimmer Michael Phelps prepping for the 200m butterfly semi-final in the 2016 Olympic Games in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. He’s making the famed angry ”Phelps Face” while South Africa swimmer and rival Chad le Clos warms up in front of him.
June 26, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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What athlete's expression will stay with you the rest of your life?
Marshawn Lynch, running back for the Seattle Seahawks, diving into the end zone backwards with his left hand over his crotch, after his historic “beast quake” 67 yard TD run vs the New Orleans Saints in the 2010-11 NFC wild card game.
June 26, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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If he doesn’t wanna be asked about it, why in the pickled hell are you telling me about it?
Apple News+ Editors' Pick now Mark Cuban could be the Democrats' best chance to win back the White House. Just don't ask him about it. Read in Bloomberg Businessweek.
June 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Technically I’m more of a Dr. Pepper Zero guy these days but:
Scene from Silicon Valley S4E7. Jin Yiang (Jimmy O. Yang) purchased a Seppen smart fridge and Bertram Gilfoyle (Martin Starr) has a negative view of it. “All it needs to do…is keep my fucking beer cold”
June 11, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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Nope, total loser shit.
Scene from Beetlejuice (1988) where Betelgeuse (Michael Keaton) makes a suggestive back-and-forth motion with his right hand.
June 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Some of y’all can’t handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows.
Fight scene between Randall (Jeff Anderson) and Dante (Brian O’Halloran) from the movie Clerks (1994)
June 6, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Making a dream come true for one of the kiddos. ⭐️ #JustYouWait
The Orpheum Theater in Omaha, NE, on 5/13/25 just prior to a performance of Hamilton the musical
May 14, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Home opener and 2024 championship ring ceremony! #vivabúhos #onemeansall
Werner Park in Papillion, Nebraska, USA, home field for Union Omaha of USL League One. Pregame presentation of championship rings from the 2024 season.
May 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM