Haenimus
@haenim.us
Grown man with the hobbies of a child.
Scruffy Nerf Herder. Retro Gamer.
Time Magazine's Person of The Year 2006.
Child of the Fence.
May or may not be a robot in disguise.
Scruffy Nerf Herder. Retro Gamer.
Time Magazine's Person of The Year 2006.
Child of the Fence.
May or may not be a robot in disguise.
Happy birthday to my favorite console. Still going for the complete PAL set, and eventually I'll have it.
November 22, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Happy birthday to my favorite console. Still going for the complete PAL set, and eventually I'll have it.
Cool to see that the Pokemon Company is finally making an effort to keep the scalpers away.
Pokemon fans will need to pass a fitness test before entering new Tokyo theme park - Dexerto
Trainers who want to catch ’em all at PokePark Kanto should know there’s a strict fitness requirement for certain areas.
www.dexerto.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Cool to see that the Pokemon Company is finally making an effort to keep the scalpers away.
It's actually hilarious how many sites are affected by Cloudfare issues.
It's equally as hilarious that you only hear about Cloudflare when their services are down.
It's equally as hilarious that you only hear about Cloudflare when their services are down.
November 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
It's actually hilarious how many sites are affected by Cloudfare issues.
It's equally as hilarious that you only hear about Cloudflare when their services are down.
It's equally as hilarious that you only hear about Cloudflare when their services are down.
Not gonna lie, I'm pretty excited about the Steam Machine news. While I'm always going to prefer physical games, Steam is the place for PC gaming for me as well.
And with the uncertainty surrounding the future of Xbox, having another alternative to PlayStation and Switch isn't a bad thing.
And with the uncertainty surrounding the future of Xbox, having another alternative to PlayStation and Switch isn't a bad thing.
November 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Not gonna lie, I'm pretty excited about the Steam Machine news. While I'm always going to prefer physical games, Steam is the place for PC gaming for me as well.
And with the uncertainty surrounding the future of Xbox, having another alternative to PlayStation and Switch isn't a bad thing.
And with the uncertainty surrounding the future of Xbox, having another alternative to PlayStation and Switch isn't a bad thing.
So everyone has accepted that this is going to be called the GabeCube, right? (pls don't sue me)
November 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
So everyone has accepted that this is going to be called the GabeCube, right? (pls don't sue me)
Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.4 seconds.
November 10, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.4 seconds.
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Happy Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day to all who celebrate!
November 10, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Happy Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day to all who celebrate!
For a moment, I thought this was a @theonion.com article.
MrBeast Is Opening A Theme Park In Saudi Arabia This Month
MrBeast Is Opening A Theme Park In Saudi Arabia This Month
Beast Land is being marketed as the 'Ultimate MrBeast Experience' and will be a part of Riyadh Season
kotaku.com
November 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
For a moment, I thought this was a @theonion.com article.
Yikes. I've been a fan of so many of the games Rockstar has made, but the company seems like such a soulless husk at this point.
Rockstar Employee details Rockstar’s Union Busting efforts , including the firing of Senior Employees on GTA Forums
www.resetera.com/threads/13...
www.resetera.com/threads/13...
November 7, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Yikes. I've been a fan of so many of the games Rockstar has made, but the company seems like such a soulless husk at this point.
In the span of 14 years between 1999-2013, Rockstar released GTA 2, GTA 3, Vice City, San Andreas, Liberty City Stories, Vice City Stories, GTA 4 and GTA 5.
In the span of the next 13 years between 2013-2026, they might release GTA 6 (unless it is pushed back yet again).
This better be worth it.
In the span of the next 13 years between 2013-2026, they might release GTA 6 (unless it is pushed back yet again).
This better be worth it.
BREAKING: Rockstar has delayed Grand Theft Auto VI again, pushing the highly anticipated game from May to November 19, 2026. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
‘Grand Theft Auto VI’ Is Postponed Again — to November 2026
The release date for the game had previously slipped to May 2026 from fall 2025
www.bloomberg.com
November 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
In the span of 14 years between 1999-2013, Rockstar released GTA 2, GTA 3, Vice City, San Andreas, Liberty City Stories, Vice City Stories, GTA 4 and GTA 5.
In the span of the next 13 years between 2013-2026, they might release GTA 6 (unless it is pushed back yet again).
This better be worth it.
In the span of the next 13 years between 2013-2026, they might release GTA 6 (unless it is pushed back yet again).
This better be worth it.
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New awareness campaign
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I've never felt as old as when my 8 year old niece tried to explain the "67" meme to me.
November 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I've never felt as old as when my 8 year old niece tried to explain the "67" meme to me.
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Here's Jonathan. He was born in 1832 and he's 193 years old. He's also Mitch McConnell's younger brother.
October 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Here's Jonathan. He was born in 1832 and he's 193 years old. He's also Mitch McConnell's younger brother.
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This really should go without saying.
October 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM
This really should go without saying.
"Jerry, you don't understand! This isn't just a game; it's a whole world! I'm in the orange suit, I'm Samus Aran, I'm saving Tallon IV! I'm scanning everything! I'm fighting space pirates! I was in the Phazon Mines for three hours last night, and I didn't even get a nosebleed from stress!"
October 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
"Jerry, you don't understand! This isn't just a game; it's a whole world! I'm in the orange suit, I'm Samus Aran, I'm saving Tallon IV! I'm scanning everything! I'm fighting space pirates! I was in the Phazon Mines for three hours last night, and I didn't even get a nosebleed from stress!"
Fall is officially here, so it's time to dress like Big Show if he listened to Limp Bizkit again.
October 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Fall is officially here, so it's time to dress like Big Show if he listened to Limp Bizkit again.
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That's just Mr. Blobby on wheels, isn't it?
September 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
That's just Mr. Blobby on wheels, isn't it?
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Big day for me. A box I've been saving for over 3 years was just perfect for something
September 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Big day for me. A box I've been saving for over 3 years was just perfect for something
Not gonna lie, I'm not the biggest tabletop guy, but everything about WRASTLEVANIA seems straight up my alley.
www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...
www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...
September 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Not gonna lie, I'm not the biggest tabletop guy, but everything about WRASTLEVANIA seems straight up my alley.
www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...
www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...
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September 20, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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