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Jack
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Big fan of bicycles, movies, and cooking. Unhinged yet weirdly correct take generator.

He/Him
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A traveler from an antique land--great guy--said to me with tears in his eyes "Sir, two vast and trunkless legs of stone stand in the desert." And I said wow, that's really something. But we'll be building a big beautiful statue to my hubris and it will stand for eternity
October 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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The hypocrisy of the old "gun community" is beyond comprehension.

Transrights, which is just really another way of saying human rights & bodily autonomy, are not negotiable.
September 9, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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film flubs: in the movie spartacus (1960), several different characters identify themselves as spartacus. this scene was mistakenly left in the final cut of the film
September 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
recently learned some letterboxd users don’t immediately post their rating as soon as the movie ends and instead post it hours or days later??? how can you live like that
August 16, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Naked Gun - impressively funny.
The Daddy of Rock and Roll - sad but inspiring and just plain cool.
Memento - Really good, how have I not seen that before?
The Rat Catcher - Roald Dahl’s writing just fits Wes Anderson’s style.
#LastFourWatched #Filmsky 📽️
August 15, 2025 at 2:04 PM
how do i get one of the insane bluesky reply guys to come misunderstand my posts and tell me i need to be posting exclusively about the epstein files please i just want some funny post interactions
August 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
coma
at a portillos for the first time to get a wet sandwich and chunky shake as i understand is the chicago way
August 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
at a portillos for the first time to get a wet sandwich and chunky shake as i understand is the chicago way
August 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
losing my mind at the resist libs on bsky devolving into qanon tier theories about the Butler PA assassination attempt. this administration can’t organize a press conference at the four seasons, you think they can successfully pull of an elaborate staged assassination attempt? get real.
August 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
god I really do wanna like this because I just love Spike Lee plus I love High and Low but after the 2013 Oldboy “reinterpretation” I am… nervous
Opening Friday: #Highest2Lowest 📉 The latest Spike Lee joint, a reinterpretation of Akira Kurosawa's HIGH AND LOW, stars Denzel Washington as a titan music mogul, known for having the “best ears in the business,” who is targeted with a ransom plot and jammed up in a life-or-death moral dilemma.
August 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
greek mythology in a nutshell
GAY BOY WHO HAS PISSED ME OFF,

HEED THIS WARNING:

YOU HAVE 1.5 HOURS TO MAKE IT RIGHT

BEFORE YOU ARE ANNIHILATED
August 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Project A is Jackie Chan doing Jackie Chan things (but with pirates!), Amelie is simply one of the greatest films of all time, Final Cut is a shockingly cool art project/love letter to film, and Pieowa has some great feel-good stories about my home state and favorite dessert all in one. #FilmSky 📽️
August 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
it's called a tactical reload look it up
July 31, 2025 at 2:44 PM
It’s actually only bologna while it’s in the package, once you take it out to fry it and put it on a sandwich it’s technically baloney
July 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I find a fun gimmick account ➡️ I follow them ➡️ they start making sponsored ad posts ➡️ I block them out of principle

and so the cycle of life continues. maybe this platform really *can* replace twitter
July 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
guy who goes on shark tank to pitch a new condom design and starts the pitch by ripping off velcro tear-away pants
July 26, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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It’s only a Faustian bargain if it’s made in an alchemy lab in Germany, otherwise it’s just a sparkling deal with the devil.
July 3, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Cycling rule: if you ride past kids selling lemonade you are obligated to stop and buy some
July 1, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Just straight up blocking anyone who thinks that the best way to make some salient political point is with some AI slop image. I don’t care that I agree with you! Use your words! Draw the damn political cartoon with stick figures! I don’t care, just stop polluting the discover feed with these.
May 31, 2025 at 9:42 PM
No thank you I would rather drive into the Mississippi
May 31, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Alright not usually an online personality test kind of person but that’s kinda cute and fun

Also 0.0% surprising results
May 19, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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SLUGGO’S SATURDAY
May 17, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Hey Iowa, I’m running to be your next Governor.
May 12, 2025 at 1:10 PM