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Big fan of bicycles, movies, and cooking. Unhinged yet weirdly correct take generator.
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*Anywhere* making their own ketchup is just hubris imo. Never going to forget this passage from the late great Anthony Bourdain’s “Appetites” cookbook.
![Excerpt from “Appetites” by Anthony Bourdain:
[Onions should be] thinly sliced. Paper thin. And fresh, please. Caramelized? No. Not a fan. Burgers should not be sweet. Any sweetness in a burger should come from the ketchup alone.
Speaking of which: Do not put "house-made chutney" on my hamburger. Please. Let ketchup do its job. And don't make "house-made ketchup" either. Why would you do that? If it's not broken, as they say, why the fuck would you fix it? Is your ketchup really better than the stuff that's been our trusty condiment companion for decades? A waiter asks me if I'd like some "house-made" ketchup, and I tense up, anticipating further blows: Will Mumford and Sons suddenly emerge from the kitchen and begin playing tableside?
Mayonnaise? Maybe, if applied judiciously, You don't want that burger shooting out from between the buns and landing on your genitals. It's a tough call. How much do you really like may-onnaise? A cost/benefit analysis is called for here.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wuprfmequkwhfsldwr63wz7u/bafkreiggji444b52qodperh4wrqqv466zwqfdjf5n2r4i5xhajx4hgytwu@jpeg)
August 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
*Anywhere* making their own ketchup is just hubris imo. Never going to forget this passage from the late great Anthony Bourdain’s “Appetites” cookbook.
pacificrim.fandom.com/wiki/Jaeger come on kaysie they are very clear on this
August 16, 2025 at 2:24 AM
pacificrim.fandom.com/wiki/Jaeger come on kaysie they are very clear on this
Naked Gun - impressively funny.
The Daddy of Rock and Roll - sad but inspiring and just plain cool.
Memento - Really good, how have I not seen that before?
The Rat Catcher - Roald Dahl’s writing just fits Wes Anderson’s style.
#LastFourWatched #Filmsky 📽️
The Daddy of Rock and Roll - sad but inspiring and just plain cool.
Memento - Really good, how have I not seen that before?
The Rat Catcher - Roald Dahl’s writing just fits Wes Anderson’s style.
#LastFourWatched #Filmsky 📽️
August 15, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Naked Gun - impressively funny.
The Daddy of Rock and Roll - sad but inspiring and just plain cool.
Memento - Really good, how have I not seen that before?
The Rat Catcher - Roald Dahl’s writing just fits Wes Anderson’s style.
#LastFourWatched #Filmsky 📽️
The Daddy of Rock and Roll - sad but inspiring and just plain cool.
Memento - Really good, how have I not seen that before?
The Rat Catcher - Roald Dahl’s writing just fits Wes Anderson’s style.
#LastFourWatched #Filmsky 📽️
Project A is Jackie Chan doing Jackie Chan things (but with pirates!), Amelie is simply one of the greatest films of all time, Final Cut is a shockingly cool art project/love letter to film, and Pieowa has some great feel-good stories about my home state and favorite dessert all in one. #FilmSky 📽️
August 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Project A is Jackie Chan doing Jackie Chan things (but with pirates!), Amelie is simply one of the greatest films of all time, Final Cut is a shockingly cool art project/love letter to film, and Pieowa has some great feel-good stories about my home state and favorite dessert all in one. #FilmSky 📽️
it's called a tactical reload look it up
July 31, 2025 at 2:44 PM
it's called a tactical reload look it up
No thank you I would rather drive into the Mississippi
May 31, 2025 at 5:30 AM
No thank you I would rather drive into the Mississippi
Alright not usually an online personality test kind of person but that’s kinda cute and fun
Also 0.0% surprising results
Also 0.0% surprising results
May 19, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Alright not usually an online personality test kind of person but that’s kinda cute and fun
Also 0.0% surprising results
Also 0.0% surprising results
May 3, 2025 at 1:19 AM
April 25, 2025 at 2:44 PM
April 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Probably my favorite album of last year #NowPlaying #vinyl
April 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Probably my favorite album of last year #NowPlaying #vinyl
First ever Wong Kar-Wai and Yorgos Lanthimos this week.
In the Mood for Love was beautiful, Sound of Metal showed off some fascinating editing and sound design, Dogtooth was sub-comfortable, and I am reiterating that the baseball movie is very good.
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched #Filmsky 📽️
In the Mood for Love was beautiful, Sound of Metal showed off some fascinating editing and sound design, Dogtooth was sub-comfortable, and I am reiterating that the baseball movie is very good.
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched #Filmsky 📽️
April 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
First ever Wong Kar-Wai and Yorgos Lanthimos this week.
In the Mood for Love was beautiful, Sound of Metal showed off some fascinating editing and sound design, Dogtooth was sub-comfortable, and I am reiterating that the baseball movie is very good.
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched #Filmsky 📽️
In the Mood for Love was beautiful, Sound of Metal showed off some fascinating editing and sound design, Dogtooth was sub-comfortable, and I am reiterating that the baseball movie is very good.
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched #Filmsky 📽️
Just learned about #carryshitolympics so I humbly offer my (admittedly small in comparison) contribution from the time my car had a flat tire this fall. A hybrid bike with a cheap rack counts as a cargo bike if you have some NRS straps and a dream.
April 1, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Just learned about #carryshitolympics so I humbly offer my (admittedly small in comparison) contribution from the time my car had a flat tire this fall. A hybrid bike with a cheap rack counts as a cargo bike if you have some NRS straps and a dream.
David Byrne is a treasure, Black Bag is the best kind of spy movie, and Eephus was genuinely incredible. Good stuff this Friday #letterboxd #lastfourwatched #filmsky 📽️
March 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
David Byrne is a treasure, Black Bag is the best kind of spy movie, and Eephus was genuinely incredible. Good stuff this Friday #letterboxd #lastfourwatched #filmsky 📽️
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Been a minute since I had one of these. New Glarus really makes a hell of a beer.
Been a minute since I had one of these. New Glarus really makes a hell of a beer.
March 16, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Been a minute since I had one of these. New Glarus really makes a hell of a beer.
Been a minute since I had one of these. New Glarus really makes a hell of a beer.
As a born and raised Iowan I have disappointingly little to be proud of my state for these days but I gotta say, a Maid-Rite with fries and a chocolate malt with extra malt powder definitely makes me feel a certain kind of way.
March 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
As a born and raised Iowan I have disappointingly little to be proud of my state for these days but I gotta say, a Maid-Rite with fries and a chocolate malt with extra malt powder definitely makes me feel a certain kind of way.
I feel like this one is gonna pull a lot of #filmsky 📽️ out of the woodwork to yell at me but I promise this isn’t just contrarianism I have Thoughts on this one boxd.it/96iOsh
March 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I feel like this one is gonna pull a lot of #filmsky 📽️ out of the woodwork to yell at me but I promise this isn’t just contrarianism I have Thoughts on this one boxd.it/96iOsh
🍽️ Dessert first tonight because why not. Very happy with my first ever attempt at a 🇨🇦Nanaimo Bar🇨🇦. Can confirm that the City of Nanaimo’s official recipe rules and I’ve found my new standard potluck dessert.
March 8, 2025 at 1:15 AM
🍽️ Dessert first tonight because why not. Very happy with my first ever attempt at a 🇨🇦Nanaimo Bar🇨🇦. Can confirm that the City of Nanaimo’s official recipe rules and I’ve found my new standard potluck dessert.
🍽️ Tonight’s Dinner: Boeuf Bourguignon a la Julia Child, also known as “beef stew braised in a profoundly silly amount of wine”
March 6, 2025 at 2:02 AM
🍽️ Tonight’s Dinner: Boeuf Bourguignon a la Julia Child, also known as “beef stew braised in a profoundly silly amount of wine”
It has been a rather varied week lol #letterboxd #lastfourwatched 📽️
February 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
It has been a rather varied week lol #letterboxd #lastfourwatched 📽️
Valentine’s Day spread, all from scratch because I decided to be silly like that. Orange chicken and rice with a side of crab rangoons and cha siu bao. I’m not much of a baker but I’m pretty proud of these buns, and of course barbecue pork and orange chicken are always good.
February 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Valentine’s Day spread, all from scratch because I decided to be silly like that. Orange chicken and rice with a side of crab rangoons and cha siu bao. I’m not much of a baker but I’m pretty proud of these buns, and of course barbecue pork and orange chicken are always good.
It is Friday, therefore I must post my #letterboxd #lastfourwatched 📽️
I’m acknowledging that rating Emilia Perez as anything above “godawful” is somehow controversial so I beg of you to go read my angry diatribe of a review and understand where I’m coming from before fighting me. boxd.it/8Pr3nT
I’m acknowledging that rating Emilia Perez as anything above “godawful” is somehow controversial so I beg of you to go read my angry diatribe of a review and understand where I’m coming from before fighting me. boxd.it/8Pr3nT
February 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
It is Friday, therefore I must post my #letterboxd #lastfourwatched 📽️
I’m acknowledging that rating Emilia Perez as anything above “godawful” is somehow controversial so I beg of you to go read my angry diatribe of a review and understand where I’m coming from before fighting me. boxd.it/8Pr3nT
I’m acknowledging that rating Emilia Perez as anything above “godawful” is somehow controversial so I beg of you to go read my angry diatribe of a review and understand where I’m coming from before fighting me. boxd.it/8Pr3nT