Guy Fawkes
@guyfawkes.bsky.social
I am uninterested in your opinions about how this account is used... Pearl clutchers will be blocked...
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Guy Fawkes
@guyfawkes.bsky.social
· Nov 22
If seniority or merit mean anything in this world, I will become the 'sports gambling' guy on Bluesky without having to farm engagement... These young bucks didn't live through the invite code days...
February 3, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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Things are already shit. Might as well bring back Jolt Cola and Mini Thins
January 27, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Things are already shit. Might as well bring back Jolt Cola and Mini Thins
Dumb and Dumber With Big Naturals...
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 21, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Dumb and Dumber With Big Naturals...
I will find out...
AI sits in billions of phones. Refusing to engage won't stop it, just leaves vulnerable people without knowledge. Demand ownership and control, not abstinence.
Abstinence From AI Is Not the Answer
Opinion | Refusing to use AI won’t protect society. Responsible resistance must include gaining knowledge about it.
f.mtr.cool
January 20, 2026 at 10:08 PM
I will find out...
It's actually not my problem at all...
"What I love about Stephen A. Smith... he's a showman. I've always said 'When that mic comes on, you gotta put on a show.' And he puts on a show. And if you don't like him, that's your problem." -Craig Carton on Stephen A. Smith.
January 18, 2026 at 6:46 PM
It's actually not my problem at all...
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donald trump has received the nobel peace prize in the way that michael scott declared bankruptcy
January 15, 2026 at 10:08 PM
donald trump has received the nobel peace prize in the way that michael scott declared bankruptcy
I know these are words but they have no meaning...
Danielle addresses Bunnies as MrBeast entertains pleas to buy NewJeans
Danielle Addresses Bunnies As MrBeast Entertains Pleas To Buy NewJeans
South Korean label ADOR and K-pop group NewJeans have been embroiled in a heated legal saga for over a year, and it took an unexpected turn last month when the label terminated and sued Danielle, one-...
stereogum.com
January 13, 2026 at 2:09 AM
I know these are words but they have no meaning...
Maybe you're right...
But I'm gonna have fun trying...
But I'm gonna have fun trying...
Lenovo CEO addresses AI skeptics at CES: 'Nobody can avoid it.'
Mashable spoke to Yang following Lenovo's keynote CES event at The Sphere.
mashable.com
January 8, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Maybe you're right...
But I'm gonna have fun trying...
But I'm gonna have fun trying...
I have essentially turned my dog's name into "Tupid Fat Dummy" and he absolutely loves it... Helicopter butt every time...
"why would you call a dog an idiot this is so cruel" well i regularly call the guy i'm sleeping with dummy, so maybe i'm just built different and not meant for you.
December 26, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I have essentially turned my dog's name into "Tupid Fat Dummy" and he absolutely loves it... Helicopter butt every time...
There has never been a moment in my life where I heard a "popular influencer's" name and recognized it...
December 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
There has never been a moment in my life where I heard a "popular influencer's" name and recognized it...
I'm just gonna bookmark this one for absolutely no reason whatsoever...
December 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I'm just gonna bookmark this one for absolutely no reason whatsoever...
Stunning...
Are you ok with rich people having access to the most expensive doctors and hospitals and you don't because the gov won't pay for it or they opted out of the Universal care program ?
Do you think it's right for doctors and nurses to only work for what they think is a living wage ?
Do you think it's right for doctors and nurses to only work for what they think is a living wage ?
December 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Stunning...
The entire American economy is predicated on scamming... If we ever assign consequences for scamming, it ALL falls apart...
the old days:
"predators have two eyes facing forwards"
the current days:
"predators will send you a 25% off site wide coupon immediately after you made a purchase"
"predators have two eyes facing forwards"
the current days:
"predators will send you a 25% off site wide coupon immediately after you made a purchase"
December 11, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The entire American economy is predicated on scamming... If we ever assign consequences for scamming, it ALL falls apart...
It's almost as if this pattern has been repeatedly tested and conclusively proven to be the way to do what you want without consequence...
So they went from it didn't happen, to it happened but it was someone else but it was legal to the "fog of war" prevented us from knowing there were survivors when we did conducted another strike on the wreckage.
Q: So you didn't see any survivors after that first strike?
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
December 2, 2025 at 8:15 PM
It's almost as if this pattern has been repeatedly tested and conclusively proven to be the way to do what you want without consequence...
Lizzo has to be hating life right now...
November 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Lizzo has to be hating life right now...
We will all end up paying a heavy price for allowing this...
November 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
We will all end up paying a heavy price for allowing this...
This is my story...
Man Has Never Given Single Definitive Yes To Any Invitation He's Ever Received https://theonion.com/man-has-never-given-single-definitive-yes-to-any-invita-1819575360/
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
This is my story...
Some people are irredeemable...
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Some people are irredeemable...
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Hate AI for your own reasons.
My number one reason is that it makes it more confusing and difficult to refer to Allen Iverson.
My number one reason is that it makes it more confusing and difficult to refer to Allen Iverson.
November 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Hate AI for your own reasons.
My number one reason is that it makes it more confusing and difficult to refer to Allen Iverson.
My number one reason is that it makes it more confusing and difficult to refer to Allen Iverson.
If you don't have a financial stake in the adoption of AI and you've attempted to use it, you LOL'd when you read this...
AI pioneers claim human-level general intelligence is already here on.ft.com/3JERVRg
AI pioneers claim human-level general intelligence is already here
Tech leaders say systems now rival human intelligence in key tasks, further fuelling the superintelligence debate
on.ft.com
November 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
If you don't have a financial stake in the adoption of AI and you've attempted to use it, you LOL'd when you read this...
I swear... The 'hopium' on this site is making me physically ill... The next time I hear that ManBaby is 'spiraling' because of one of his crazy posts on his crazy site, I may actually blow chunks...
(This is a Wayne's World appreciation post)...
(This is a Wayne's World appreciation post)...
November 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I swear... The 'hopium' on this site is making me physically ill... The next time I hear that ManBaby is 'spiraling' because of one of his crazy posts on his crazy site, I may actually blow chunks...
(This is a Wayne's World appreciation post)...
(This is a Wayne's World appreciation post)...
*Super hilarious 'Gettin Jiggy With It' joke...
This is the sixth straight season in which a Will Smith wins a World Series:
2025: C Will Smith (LAD)
2024: C Will Smith (LAD)
2023: LHP Will Smith (TEX)
2022: LHP Will Smith (HOU)
2021: LHP Will Smith (ATL)
2020: C Will Smith (LAD)
2025: C Will Smith (LAD)
2024: C Will Smith (LAD)
2023: LHP Will Smith (TEX)
2022: LHP Will Smith (HOU)
2021: LHP Will Smith (ATL)
2020: C Will Smith (LAD)
November 2, 2025 at 10:58 AM
*Super hilarious 'Gettin Jiggy With It' joke...
This has been a good year... #GamblingSky #NFL
October 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
This has been a good year... #GamblingSky #NFL
I've done well in 'window' parlays (1:00/4:00) this year but I've yet to hit an SGP... This would be a nice one to start with... #GamblingSky #NFL
October 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I've done well in 'window' parlays (1:00/4:00) this year but I've yet to hit an SGP... This would be a nice one to start with... #GamblingSky #NFL