Andy - gurtch
@gurtch.bsky.social
He/they.
Full time dad. Occasional streamer. Views expressed are my own. Business Inquiries: gurtchontwitch@gmail.com
https://twitch.tv/gurtch
Fuck ICE. Fuck AI. Free Palestine. Trans rights.
Full time dad. Occasional streamer. Views expressed are my own. Business Inquiries: gurtchontwitch@gmail.com
https://twitch.tv/gurtch
Fuck ICE. Fuck AI. Free Palestine. Trans rights.
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OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
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Bad Bunny's halftime show was regular, everyday people having a great time. English or not, the message feels loud and clear. Merely depicting people as having normal, relatable lives feels radical.
February 9, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Bad Bunny's halftime show was regular, everyday people having a great time. English or not, the message feels loud and clear. Merely depicting people as having normal, relatable lives feels radical.
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in 2026, let's bring back the concept of "selling out" and once again make it contemptible
February 3, 2026 at 7:05 PM
in 2026, let's bring back the concept of "selling out" and once again make it contemptible
My attachment to each Nintendo franchise:
💚🖤🖤🖤🖤 Earthbound
💚💚🖤🖤🖤 Metroid
💚💚🖤🖤🖤 Star Fox
💚💚💚💚🖤 Mario
💚🖤🖤🖤🖤 Rhythm Heaven
💚💚🖤🖤🖤 WarioWare
💚💚💚🖤🖤 Donkey Kong
💚💚💚💚🖤 Kirby
💚💚💚💚💚 Pokémon
💚💚🖤🖤🖤 F-Zero
💚💚💚💚🖤 Zelda
💚💚💚💚🖤 Fire Emblem
💚💚💚🖤🖤 Pikmin
💚💚💚💚🖤 Animal Crossing
💚💚💚🖤🖤 Splatoon
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Xenoblade
💚🖤🖤🖤🖤 Earthbound
💚💚🖤🖤🖤 Metroid
💚💚🖤🖤🖤 Star Fox
💚💚💚💚🖤 Mario
💚🖤🖤🖤🖤 Rhythm Heaven
💚💚🖤🖤🖤 WarioWare
💚💚💚🖤🖤 Donkey Kong
💚💚💚💚🖤 Kirby
💚💚💚💚💚 Pokémon
💚💚🖤🖤🖤 F-Zero
💚💚💚💚🖤 Zelda
💚💚💚💚🖤 Fire Emblem
💚💚💚🖤🖤 Pikmin
💚💚💚💚🖤 Animal Crossing
💚💚💚🖤🖤 Splatoon
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Xenoblade
My attachment to each Nintendo franchise:
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Earthbound
💚💚💚💚💚 Metroid
💚💚🖤🖤🖤 Star Fox
💚💚💚💚🖤 Mario
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Rhythm Heaven
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 WarioWare
💚💚💚🖤🖤 Donkey Kong
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Kirby
💚🖤🖤🖤🖤 Pokémon
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 F-Zero
💚💚💚💚🖤 Zelda
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Fire Emblem
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Pikmin
💚💚🖤🖤🖤 Animal Crossing
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Splatoon
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Xenoblade
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Earthbound
💚💚💚💚💚 Metroid
💚💚🖤🖤🖤 Star Fox
💚💚💚💚🖤 Mario
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Rhythm Heaven
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 WarioWare
💚💚💚🖤🖤 Donkey Kong
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Kirby
💚🖤🖤🖤🖤 Pokémon
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 F-Zero
💚💚💚💚🖤 Zelda
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Fire Emblem
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Pikmin
💚💚🖤🖤🖤 Animal Crossing
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Splatoon
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Xenoblade
My attachment to each Nintendo franchise:
💚💚💚💚💚 Earthbound
💚💚💚💚💚 Metroid
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Star Fox
💚💚💚💚💚 Mario
💚🖤🖤🖤🖤 Rhythm Heaven
💚💚💚🖤🖤 WarioWare
💚💚🖤🖤🖤 Donkey Kong
💚💚💚🖤🖤 Kirby
💚💚🖤🖤🖤 Pokémon
💚🖤🖤🖤🖤 F-Zero
💚💚💚💚💚 Zelda
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Fire Emblem
💚💚🖤🖤🖤 Pikmin
💚💚💚💚💚 Animal Crossing
💚💚💚🖤🖤 Splatoon
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Xenoblade
💚💚💚💚💚 Earthbound
💚💚💚💚💚 Metroid
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Star Fox
💚💚💚💚💚 Mario
💚🖤🖤🖤🖤 Rhythm Heaven
💚💚💚🖤🖤 WarioWare
💚💚🖤🖤🖤 Donkey Kong
💚💚💚🖤🖤 Kirby
💚💚🖤🖤🖤 Pokémon
💚🖤🖤🖤🖤 F-Zero
💚💚💚💚💚 Zelda
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Fire Emblem
💚💚🖤🖤🖤 Pikmin
💚💚💚💚💚 Animal Crossing
💚💚💚🖤🖤 Splatoon
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Xenoblade
February 3, 2026 at 4:04 PM
My attachment to each Nintendo franchise:
💚🖤🖤🖤🖤 Earthbound
💚💚🖤🖤🖤 Metroid
💚💚🖤🖤🖤 Star Fox
💚💚💚💚🖤 Mario
💚🖤🖤🖤🖤 Rhythm Heaven
💚💚🖤🖤🖤 WarioWare
💚💚💚🖤🖤 Donkey Kong
💚💚💚💚🖤 Kirby
💚💚💚💚💚 Pokémon
💚💚🖤🖤🖤 F-Zero
💚💚💚💚🖤 Zelda
💚💚💚💚🖤 Fire Emblem
💚💚💚🖤🖤 Pikmin
💚💚💚💚🖤 Animal Crossing
💚💚💚🖤🖤 Splatoon
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Xenoblade
💚🖤🖤🖤🖤 Earthbound
💚💚🖤🖤🖤 Metroid
💚💚🖤🖤🖤 Star Fox
💚💚💚💚🖤 Mario
💚🖤🖤🖤🖤 Rhythm Heaven
💚💚🖤🖤🖤 WarioWare
💚💚💚🖤🖤 Donkey Kong
💚💚💚💚🖤 Kirby
💚💚💚💚💚 Pokémon
💚💚🖤🖤🖤 F-Zero
💚💚💚💚🖤 Zelda
💚💚💚💚🖤 Fire Emblem
💚💚💚🖤🖤 Pikmin
💚💚💚💚🖤 Animal Crossing
💚💚💚🖤🖤 Splatoon
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Xenoblade
I see the show-runners for the Grammy's took a page out of Geoff Keighley's book and have only presented one (1) single award in the first hour of the program
February 2, 2026 at 1:54 AM
I see the show-runners for the Grammy's took a page out of Geoff Keighley's book and have only presented one (1) single award in the first hour of the program
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are we all ready to stop believing that everything sucks shit on accident yet?
February 1, 2026 at 5:02 PM
are we all ready to stop believing that everything sucks shit on accident yet?
Just had some dude in Rivals try to get me to 1v1 him because I out healed him LMAOOOOOO bro told me to pull up the “Clobberin’ Club” and thought he was acting tough HAHAHAHAHA
February 1, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Just had some dude in Rivals try to get me to 1v1 him because I out healed him LMAOOOOOO bro told me to pull up the “Clobberin’ Club” and thought he was acting tough HAHAHAHAHA
Its shocking just how quickly he has ruined his company's optics. Like he speed ran this shit. Peaked at going on stage at the Keighley's and calling out the companies doing layoffs to AI bullshit and now spewing GamerGate era takes towards journalists and critics. Unbelievable fall from grace
January 28, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Its shocking just how quickly he has ruined his company's optics. Like he speed ran this shit. Peaked at going on stage at the Keighley's and calling out the companies doing layoffs to AI bullshit and now spewing GamerGate era takes towards journalists and critics. Unbelievable fall from grace
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bro there’s a gofundme to crowdfund attorney fees for a preschooler who was kidnapped by our federal government and shipped across state lines and his senator is posting about high school hockey while every other elected official is debating whether to give a zillion more dollars to the kidnappers
January 22, 2026 at 3:51 AM
bro there’s a gofundme to crowdfund attorney fees for a preschooler who was kidnapped by our federal government and shipped across state lines and his senator is posting about high school hockey while every other elected official is debating whether to give a zillion more dollars to the kidnappers
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Day. Fucking. 1.
16-0 is real.
It’s always been and always will be Go Hoosier
16-0 is real.
It’s always been and always will be Go Hoosier
January 20, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Day. Fucking. 1.
16-0 is real.
It’s always been and always will be Go Hoosier
16-0 is real.
It’s always been and always will be Go Hoosier
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INDIANA HOOSIERS ARE NATIONAL CHAMPIONS...
IN FOOTBALL..
I REPEAT...
INDIANA HOOSIERS ARE NATIONAL CHAMPIONS...
IN FOOTBALL..
YES! HA! HA! HA! YES!
IN FOOTBALL..
I REPEAT...
INDIANA HOOSIERS ARE NATIONAL CHAMPIONS...
IN FOOTBALL..
YES! HA! HA! HA! YES!
January 20, 2026 at 4:19 AM
INDIANA HOOSIERS ARE NATIONAL CHAMPIONS...
IN FOOTBALL..
I REPEAT...
INDIANA HOOSIERS ARE NATIONAL CHAMPIONS...
IN FOOTBALL..
YES! HA! HA! HA! YES!
IN FOOTBALL..
I REPEAT...
INDIANA HOOSIERS ARE NATIONAL CHAMPIONS...
IN FOOTBALL..
YES! HA! HA! HA! YES!
I would really appreciate it if Indiana would stop running the ball up the middle against the fastest front 7 in the country, but that’s just me
January 20, 2026 at 1:48 AM
I would really appreciate it if Indiana would stop running the ball up the middle against the fastest front 7 in the country, but that’s just me
Let’s try this out, gonna be playing some Marvel Rivals on Twitch for a bit. If you need drops come on through! If my profile pic has the live ring around it, I’m still live!
January 18, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Let’s try this out, gonna be playing some Marvel Rivals on Twitch for a bit. If you need drops come on through! If my profile pic has the live ring around it, I’m still live!
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I’ve been trying not to argue with people but you should see the things they say
January 17, 2026 at 2:25 AM
I’ve been trying not to argue with people but you should see the things they say
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One of the shitty things about the racist and anti-lgbtq extremist direction of this administration (and all those like them) is people and corporations quit celebrating, or even supporting, marginalized people to avoid 'trouble.'
Fuck trouble. Fuck bigots.
Raise your voice.
Fuck trouble. Fuck bigots.
Raise your voice.
January 14, 2026 at 12:05 PM
One of the shitty things about the racist and anti-lgbtq extremist direction of this administration (and all those like them) is people and corporations quit celebrating, or even supporting, marginalized people to avoid 'trouble.'
Fuck trouble. Fuck bigots.
Raise your voice.
Fuck trouble. Fuck bigots.
Raise your voice.
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This never happened and he shot her in the face. Look I know most people don't read or watch CBS News to begin with as is evidenced by the ratings, but I don't care what happens going forward when this is over, CBS is done forever. We should've put them down for Big Bang Theory but let's do it now
BREAKING: The ICE agent who fatally shot Renee Good last week in Minneapolis, Jonathan Ross, suffered internal bleeding to the torso following the incident, according to two U.S. officials briefed on his medical condition.
ICE agent who shot Renee Good suffered internal bleeding, officials say
Jonathan Ross, who shot Renee Good in Minneapolis last week, suffered internal bleeding after the incident, two officials said, though it's not clear how extensive the bleeding was.
cbsn.ws
January 14, 2026 at 6:02 PM
This never happened and he shot her in the face. Look I know most people don't read or watch CBS News to begin with as is evidenced by the ratings, but I don't care what happens going forward when this is over, CBS is done forever. We should've put them down for Big Bang Theory but let's do it now
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These aren't normal times for politics, but even if they were, it's so clear that Democrats either don't know how to do politics or don't want to. Their position on the board is "the president is hated and his goon forces are despised" and they seem at wit's end how to message from that position.
January 13, 2026 at 11:04 AM
These aren't normal times for politics, but even if they were, it's so clear that Democrats either don't know how to do politics or don't want to. Their position on the board is "the president is hated and his goon forces are despised" and they seem at wit's end how to message from that position.
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As an IU/Chicago Bears fan, I just want to say that I've 100% earned this last 27-hour period thanks to the prior three decades of flagellation
January 11, 2026 at 5:46 AM
As an IU/Chicago Bears fan, I just want to say that I've 100% earned this last 27-hour period thanks to the prior three decades of flagellation
THATS MY FUCKING QUARTERBACK. WHAT A WIN. WHAT A TEAM
BEAR
THE
FUCK
DOWN
BEAR
THE
FUCK
DOWN
January 11, 2026 at 5:18 AM
THATS MY FUCKING QUARTERBACK. WHAT A WIN. WHAT A TEAM
BEAR
THE
FUCK
DOWN
BEAR
THE
FUCK
DOWN
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Go Bears.
Fuck the Packers.
Abolish ICE.
Fuck the Packers.
Abolish ICE.
January 10, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Go Bears.
Fuck the Packers.
Abolish ICE.
Fuck the Packers.
Abolish ICE.
As an avid sports fan there are many teams that I dislike because of rivalries. The St. Louis Cardinals. The Purdue Boilermakers. The Kentucky Wildcats
None of them, and I mean none of them come close to my disdain and at times unbridled rage towards the Green Bay Packers.
Bear the fuck down
None of them, and I mean none of them come close to my disdain and at times unbridled rage towards the Green Bay Packers.
Bear the fuck down
January 11, 2026 at 1:13 AM
As an avid sports fan there are many teams that I dislike because of rivalries. The St. Louis Cardinals. The Purdue Boilermakers. The Kentucky Wildcats
None of them, and I mean none of them come close to my disdain and at times unbridled rage towards the Green Bay Packers.
Bear the fuck down
None of them, and I mean none of them come close to my disdain and at times unbridled rage towards the Green Bay Packers.
Bear the fuck down
One half of the potential “Best Sports Weekend in Andy History” has been achieved.
Bears I am begging you, please demolish Green Bat tomorrow. Complete the perfect weekend
Bears I am begging you, please demolish Green Bat tomorrow. Complete the perfect weekend
January 10, 2026 at 4:16 AM
One half of the potential “Best Sports Weekend in Andy History” has been achieved.
Bears I am begging you, please demolish Green Bat tomorrow. Complete the perfect weekend
Bears I am begging you, please demolish Green Bat tomorrow. Complete the perfect weekend