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Guillo
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I do not fear the man who has watched 1000 Anime, but I fear the man who has watched the same Anime 1000 times.
December 13, 2024 at 8:00 PM
If I don’t see the sun in the next 3 days I’m gonna fucking put my foot through someone
December 17, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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Saw your man trying to pull the sword from the stone. He was struggling
December 16, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I’ll take a new knives out movie every 2-3 years until Daniel Craig is physically incapable of doing it anymore please and thank you
December 16, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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Idk who needs to hear this, but talking to blorbo on the plagerism machine is crossing the picket line.
talking to blorbo accounts for over 50% of AI use

openrouter.ai/state-of-ai
December 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I cannot fucking wait until every goddamn sparkle emoji icon is taken off of every app ever
Including my work phone
December 1, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I need a weapon I need my pussy ate I need 3000$ and I need perfect total silence
December 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Sadako crawling out of your tv, turning motion smoothing off, then crawling back in
October 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Fun activity: reading your friends physical home address to them while they drive home
November 29, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Fucking obliterated a whole bowl of cucumber and spinach with a little olive oil and balsamic vinegar
I felt like a wild animal
November 29, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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finally, a meme about shinji's trauma he'd be happy to learn existed
holy shit Shinji is being used to promote a real clinical trial for depression
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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If you just want an answer that might be true, skip AI and ask me! I'll make up something way more fun.
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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1000% compreensível
November 28, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Lrp
Pointing at my coworker
Piece of shit can’t figure out why no one likes him
November 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 2:33 AM
We gotta invent cheese pocket method of sneaking mood stabilizers to your parents
November 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Idk I should get an award for not booing when the coworkers I don’t like start talking
November 20, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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remember to get your horrible monster pregnant
November 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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get back here trouble! i ain't through with ya yet!!!

this was sponsored by @zandravandra.com

#hades2
November 18, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I think if I was broken up with over text that would Suck but if I know it was done speech to text I’d b kinda mad
And then if I found out that said person is also doing it in the breakroom of their place of employment in front of their coworkers, whatever I’d do should b excusable in court of law
November 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Apparently I get possessed by the spirit of Dionysus when I take Prozac
I want to sleep and fuck and eat So Much
I’ll report back in a week and see if that’s still true
November 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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I love how much respect Charon is getting in #hades2, and how much he gets thirsted over, too. esp by Aphrodite, she is SO real for that fr fr #hades2fanart #marstrekozart (Hermes is here too so I’m tagging it with #charmes idc)
November 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I think the next time I see any one wearing maga gear I’m just gonna laugh. You all disgust me so much.
November 14, 2025 at 6:59 PM