Gerard
banner
groverxv.bsky.social
Gerard
@groverxv.bsky.social
I come from a land next to a land down under …

Zestful user of profanity.

Interests - rugby, rugby, cricket, cricket, beer, wine, SNARK. Unalloyed support for all things Kiwi.

https://bsky.app/profile/groverxv.bsky.social/post/3kzlszkke7m2v
Attn @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social ⬇️⬇️⬇️
Between two bollards.
February 15, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19

Attn @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social

⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
February 14, 2026 at 11:16 PM
A rugby poast…
February 14, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Yet more evidence that almost every Cabinet Minister of the Johnson-Truss-Sunak Conservative era was a fucking dickhead
Please be careful in London. I have spent 25 years there, but I have never heard a story as frightening as this one from today in which nothing at all happened.
February 14, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Yet more evidence that @juliusgoat.bsky.social is right … every breach should be acted on.
Utterly unacceptable in a democracy. In a sane world, House Republicans would be drafting impeachment articles today and Senate Republicans would be preparing for a trial to convict and remove him from office
February 14, 2026 at 8:59 PM
His father and his two uncles would so fucking ashamed of this absolute fucking clown.

(Is this real? It can’t be real?)
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Anecdata only but … this is not the first I’ve heard of US-bound flights being well underbooked and under capacity.

Tourism down? Airlines under cost pressures?
February 12, 2026 at 2:29 AM
I’ve drilled into my kids since they were very little “that it’s important to believe in things but it is way more important not to believe in anything too much.”

This guy fails that test. Miserably.
I called up one of the White House "special government employees" linked to the Fulton County ballot seizure.

I ended up on the phone for nearly two hours.

It got weird. talkingpointsmemo.com/news/meet-th...
Meet the ‘Cabal’-Hating ‘Special Government Employee’ Involved in the Fulton County FBI Raid
Clay Parikh unloaded in a nearly two hour conversation with TPM.
talkingpointsmemo.com
February 12, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Come on man. This is batshit cray-cray.

Imagine forming a romantic attachment to your smart dishwasher, FFS. Cos that’s essentially what you’re doing.
February 12, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Holy fuck. Galaxy Class nut job.
I called up one of the White House's "special government employees" involved in the Fulton County FBI raid.

I ended up on the phone for almost two hours hearing about the "deep state" "cabal," "Satanists," poison soda, and the "pure evil" of "gay pride." talkingpointsmemo.com/news/meet-th...
February 12, 2026 at 12:29 AM
February 11, 2026 at 11:55 PM
February 11, 2026 at 11:53 PM
A massive catapult called the Spruce Goose.
Elon Musk told employees at xAI, his artificial intelligence company, on Tuesday that the company needed a factory on the moon to build A.I. satellites and a massive catapult to launch them into space.
Elon Musk Wants to Build an A.I. Satellite Factory on the Moon
In a meeting with employees at his company xAI, Mr. Musk revealed a vision for a facility that includes a giant catapult to launch his satellites into space.
nyti.ms
February 11, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Jesus Wept.
Brooke Rollins on a new memorandum of understanding she's signing with Pete Hegseth: "Farm security is national security"
February 11, 2026 at 1:14 PM
And MAGA chuds repeatedly claim women are too emotional to be the leader of a county.
Trump: "So I put on a 30% tariff, which is very low. I got an emergency call from I believe the prime minister of Switzerland. She was very aggressive ... I didn't really like the way she talked to us, so instead of giving her a reduction, I raised it to 39%."
February 11, 2026 at 7:01 AM
God on a raft. I got carsick just watching that.
Chinese GF has informed me this is called "scrubbing the wok" (hence why there's foamy water in the middle) and you can see a million more of these videos if you search 越野刷鍋 (off-road hot pot).
incredible things are happening in China
February 11, 2026 at 6:46 AM
Look … this may come as a surprise … this absolute BANGER (and absolutely deffo a @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social ) from our neighbour across the Tasman Sea Down Under is FORTY years old this year …

youtu.be/tbkOZTSvrHs?...
John Farnham - You're the Voice
YouTube video by JohnFarnhamVEVO
youtu.be
February 10, 2026 at 11:45 AM
This guy is absolutely gonna end up as this era’s Howard Hughes … alone in a hotel room in the dark, surrounded by glass jars of his own piss
February 10, 2026 at 1:34 AM
OMG YES. Voice of an angel…

#WAFR
February 10, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Post a BANGER not in English.

This ⬇️absolutely qualifies.

#IYKYK

youtu.be/tq2K8ak47nM
February 10, 2026 at 12:16 AM
She’s just the most magnificent athlete.

Hard not to love her.
Lindsay Vonn gives her first statement since her devastating crash in the Olympic downhill
February 9, 2026 at 11:00 PM
⬇️⬇️⬇️
No, I still can’t get this out of my head, and I keep trying to grasp the full abyss of this idiocy, unsuccessfully.

Russia spent years, decades "fighting all of NATO," turning America into "radioactive ash" every night on state TV.
February 9, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Read it ⬇️

(Yeah, that’s an instruction)
Grateful to Starmer for showing elected Democrats how not to operate badfaithtimes.com/a-blaring-wa...
February 9, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Starmer had a Director of Communications?????

Good Heavens.
Tim Allan, Keir Starmer’s director of communications, has just quit his Downing Street role:

“I have decided to stand down to allow a new No 10 team to be built. I wish the PM and his team every success."
February 9, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Gosh. I’m in the Outer Reaches …
February 9, 2026 at 4:55 AM