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Gerard
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I come from a land next to a land down under …

Zestful user of profanity.

Interests - rugby, rugby, cricket, cricket, beer, wine, SNARK. Unalloyed support for all things Kiwi.

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November 25, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I haven't read it but I just know this is absolutely biased garbage.

Get a better accountant you fucking clowns.
A 90-year-old construction business is “looking over the cliff edge” due to planned changes to inheritance tax ahead of this week’s budget ⬇️
Inheritance tax leaves family construction group ‘on a cliff edge’
www.thetimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:19 AM
undefined on Instagram: "babadousaIn 2019, brothers Miguel and Pedro Ferreira Pinto, from Oeiras, Portugal, embarked on a journey that would push the limits…"
babadousaIn 2019, brothers Miguel and Pedro Ferreira Pinto, from Oeiras, Portugal, embarked on a journey that would push the limits of both body and mind.Pedro, born with cerebral palsy, had a dream of participating in an IRONMAN triathlon—one of the most demanding races in the world, consisting of a 3.8 km swim, 180 km bike ride, and 42.2 km run. Miguel, a lawyer and triathlete, decided to turn that dream into reality by creating the project Iron Brothers.Their inspiration came after watching a video of two American brothers—one of them also with cerebral palsy—completing an IRONMAN together.Pedro expressed his desire to live that same experience, and Miguel, moved by brotherly love, accepted the challenge. With no adaptive equipment, they began training together, facing physical and logistical obstacles.With the support of sponsors like GoldNutrition and Hospital da Luz, they obtained the necessary gear, including an adapted bike and a racing chair.In 2019, they participated in the IRONMAN 70.3 in Cascais, successfully completing the race. Since then, they became the first European duo to finish a full IRONMAN within the time limit—and only the fifth in the world.In 2022, in Hamburg, they set a world record as the first duo outside the United States to complete the race.The story of the Iron Brothers is a testament to perseverance, inclusion, and unconditional love. Pedro, despite his limitations, became a symbol of determination, while Miguel, by his brother’s side, shows that no barrier is insurmountable when there is courage and mutual support.Together, they inspire people around the world to believe that with dedication and unity, it’s possible to turn dreams into reality.View all 1,713 comments
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November 25, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Yet another British poll in which the people polled do their utmost to prove they have no fucking idea what makes the UK economy actually work
With Rachel Reeves reportedly set to apply a new tax on tuition fees paid by overseas students, most Britons support such a move at the previously mooted level of 6%

Support: 57%
Oppose: 18%

yougov.co.uk/topics/socie...
November 25, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Look I know the world is turning to shit faster then a pottle of yoghurt left out in the equatorial sun ... BUT ... I've always been of the opinion that YACHT ROCK soothes even the most savage of beasts.

So have the yacht rock NATIONAL ANTHEM ...

youtu.be/MEO6gYCFbr0?...
Christopher Cross - Sailing (Official Audio)
YouTube video by RHINO
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 7:03 AM
No 2 - gimme a fucking break here
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Definitely a big entry in the 'No Shit Sherlock' files
November 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Share a 90s movie that you think deserves more love ...
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Even if you are not American (8B+ people on the planet; 340M Americans, odds are you are not) ... I insist you read this thread ...
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore

I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
100% accurate

The most destructive British politician since Lord North.
“Farage has already changed the UK (for the worse) more than any other living politician”

(Martin Wolf, Financial Times)
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Absolutely this ⬇️
when emailing

it is important

to always assume

some moron

some blundering dipshit

is going to forward the email

you meant for them

to people you didn’t want to have it
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Yeah. Sure.

Like that’s gonna happen.
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
The Telegraph having an absolutely normal one
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
OH MY WORD.

Yes indeed. WAFR.
November 24, 2025 at 8:39 AM
DOGE were dogshit
November 24, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Even if I say so myself, this deserved better numbers than a fokken duck egg. (Cricket slang for 'zero')
Doing some Cigarettes After Sex.

(The band. I’m not smoking a dart, ya filthy animals)
November 24, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Doing some Cigarettes After Sex.

(The band. I’m not smoking a dart, ya filthy animals)
November 24, 2025 at 5:30 AM
This ⬇️ to infinity … if not even further than that
Twitter Conservatives finding out all the hot MAGA mom accounts they've been gooning to are actually run by men in developing nations
November 24, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Why the FUCK would the London Police refuse to do this?
November 24, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Juss ova here listening to The Thin Red Line soundtrack courtesy of @crusaderproject.bsky.social

#GetMeSomeEtherealPolynesianMusic
November 24, 2025 at 3:54 AM
The headline you are looking for is ... "The Biggest Fuckwit In Charge of a Health System in the History of the Universe"

As his niece points out in her extremely good @newyorker.com article ... he brings shame upon the family name (and that family KNOWS shame)
Over many interviews, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told Michael Scherer about how he plans to remake America’s public-health system. Can he lead the scientific establishment he’s spent much of his life crusading against?

Read more in our new cover story:
The Most Powerful Man in Science
Why is Robert F. Kennedy Jr. so convinced he’s right?
bit.ly
November 24, 2025 at 2:22 AM
God* give me the fucked up overconfidence of a fucking techbro thinking their stupid fucking code can fix the embedded human condition present in all institutional ways and means of working at scale.

*Other deities are available.
In the early days of DOGE I spoke to developers Musk had parachuted into the IRS and the FAA, each telling me they expected to rewrite the core software of both agencies within a year or two.

It would be amusing to speak to them again.
DOGE is no more, and in its wake, only chaos
November 24, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Oh my word. San Siro!!!
November 23, 2025 at 8:49 AM
#Cricket PSA

Geoffrey Boycott is a ridiculous whinging old boomer whose opinions on modern cricket are about as relevant as the Wright Bros opinions on the fucking space shuttle.
November 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
🎶 I wanna know what love is ..
I want you to show me 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM