Gerard
@groverxv.bsky.social
I come from a land next to a land down under …
Zestful user of profanity.
Interests - rugby, rugby, cricket, cricket, beer, wine, SNARK. Unalloyed support for all things Kiwi.
https://bsky.app/profile/groverxv.bsky.social/post/3kzlszkke7m2v
Zestful user of profanity.
Interests - rugby, rugby, cricket, cricket, beer, wine, SNARK. Unalloyed support for all things Kiwi.
https://bsky.app/profile/groverxv.bsky.social/post/3kzlszkke7m2v
In a really competitive race, this guy is the weirdest human to ever walk the earth, Bar none.
October 22, 2025 at 11:41 PM
In a really competitive race, this guy is the weirdest human to ever walk the earth, Bar none.
<Dude from country infamous for its hideous fucking caste system claims not to have encountered racism dot gif>
October 22, 2025 at 11:14 PM
<Dude from country infamous for its hideous fucking caste system claims not to have encountered racism dot gif>
The chances of someone getting a Nazi insignia tattoo without understanding it was a Nazi tattoo are absolutely fucking zero.
October 22, 2025 at 12:58 AM
The chances of someone getting a Nazi insignia tattoo without understanding it was a Nazi tattoo are absolutely fucking zero.
“Yes … but what kind of Frog are you?”
October 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
“Yes … but what kind of Frog are you?”
“Leaves office”
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October 14, 2025 at 5:10 AM
“Leaves office”
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⬇️⬇️ Dude be right … “.. for $12/hour or local equivalent…”
October 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
⬇️⬇️ Dude be right … “.. for $12/hour or local equivalent…”
CNN: Trump says violence on the streets of Portland is rising
October 7, 2025 at 12:51 PM
CNN: Trump says violence on the streets of Portland is rising
“You know who else was very very good with drone technology?”
October 7, 2025 at 4:38 AM
“You know who else was very very good with drone technology?”
The football stadium did it for me
September 29, 2025 at 7:58 AM
The football stadium did it for me
I’m sure Jake Tapper is all over this outright weirdness
September 26, 2025 at 8:40 AM
I’m sure Jake Tapper is all over this outright weirdness
I've read some real bullshit, some total fucking garbage, on social media in my time ... but this takes the fucking cake
What a load of fucking tripe.
What a load of fucking tripe.
September 24, 2025 at 7:56 AM
I've read some real bullshit, some total fucking garbage, on social media in my time ... but this takes the fucking cake
What a load of fucking tripe.
What a load of fucking tripe.
Just gonna give myself some late career autism from this bottle.
(This is a joke. A humorous bin mot. A wry observation, if you will.)
(This is a joke. A humorous bin mot. A wry observation, if you will.)
September 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Just gonna give myself some late career autism from this bottle.
(This is a joke. A humorous bin mot. A wry observation, if you will.)
(This is a joke. A humorous bin mot. A wry observation, if you will.)
This bit was also tasty as fuck …
September 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
This bit was also tasty as fuck …
I'm no expert but (and I am genuinely not taking the piss out of esteemed former New Zealand PM Sir Geoffrey Palmer) I think esteemed former New Zealand PM Sir Geoffrey Palmer might be on to something here...
September 22, 2025 at 8:20 AM
I'm no expert but (and I am genuinely not taking the piss out of esteemed former New Zealand PM Sir Geoffrey Palmer) I think esteemed former New Zealand PM Sir Geoffrey Palmer might be on to something here...
In today's edition of SHITTYHEADLINES-R-US and just for clarity ... it may escape the casual reader that because of some prior shit, the Chinese Govt owns the Waldorf Astoria.
"Chinese Govt renovates US hotel with amazing history for billions of dollars" probs doesn't have the clickbaitiness
"Chinese Govt renovates US hotel with amazing history for billions of dollars" probs doesn't have the clickbaitiness
September 22, 2025 at 5:22 AM
In today's edition of SHITTYHEADLINES-R-US and just for clarity ... it may escape the casual reader that because of some prior shit, the Chinese Govt owns the Waldorf Astoria.
"Chinese Govt renovates US hotel with amazing history for billions of dollars" probs doesn't have the clickbaitiness
"Chinese Govt renovates US hotel with amazing history for billions of dollars" probs doesn't have the clickbaitiness
"Who the fuck are you?"
September 22, 2025 at 5:04 AM
"Who the fuck are you?"
"Hey Siri"
"Gerard old son, whatchooneed?"
"Your thoughts on this ↓ headline?"
"No Shit Sherlock"
"Gerard old son, whatchooneed?"
"Your thoughts on this ↓ headline?"
"No Shit Sherlock"
September 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM
"Hey Siri"
"Gerard old son, whatchooneed?"
"Your thoughts on this ↓ headline?"
"No Shit Sherlock"
"Gerard old son, whatchooneed?"
"Your thoughts on this ↓ headline?"
"No Shit Sherlock"
Here, let me fix that for ya …
“… will make you a total bellend.”
That’s better.
“… will make you a total bellend.”
That’s better.
September 21, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Here, let me fix that for ya …
“… will make you a total bellend.”
That’s better.
“… will make you a total bellend.”
That’s better.
“Hey Siri”
“Long time no see Gerard, what can I do for you?”
“What’ve you got in really egregious, obvious welfarist socialism in the United States for me. You know federal social welfare stuff that would make even Marx & Engles blanch?”
“Say no more fam”
“Long time no see Gerard, what can I do for you?”
“What’ve you got in really egregious, obvious welfarist socialism in the United States for me. You know federal social welfare stuff that would make even Marx & Engles blanch?”
“Say no more fam”
September 19, 2025 at 4:30 AM
“Hey Siri”
“Long time no see Gerard, what can I do for you?”
“What’ve you got in really egregious, obvious welfarist socialism in the United States for me. You know federal social welfare stuff that would make even Marx & Engles blanch?”
“Say no more fam”
“Long time no see Gerard, what can I do for you?”
“What’ve you got in really egregious, obvious welfarist socialism in the United States for me. You know federal social welfare stuff that would make even Marx & Engles blanch?”
“Say no more fam”
The biggest problem with this political zeitgeist is the credulous (if not outright positive) reporting in media of stuff like this.
“Committed” - gimme a fucking break.
Show. Us. The. Signed. Contracts.
“Committed” - gimme a fucking break.
Show. Us. The. Signed. Contracts.
September 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
The biggest problem with this political zeitgeist is the credulous (if not outright positive) reporting in media of stuff like this.
“Committed” - gimme a fucking break.
Show. Us. The. Signed. Contracts.
“Committed” - gimme a fucking break.
Show. Us. The. Signed. Contracts.