Groan Didion
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Slay it as it lays, girlboss!
here’s a very dramatic picture of my cat for the sake of overall morale improvement
November 18, 2025 at 11:53 AM
here’s a very dramatic picture of my cat for the sake of overall morale improvement
We need to know who is making all of the decisions for the administration, because there’s no way this dude is even capable of choosing matching socks at this point.
Trump is ranting barely coherently to McDonald's franchise owners: "The one pilot said, 'skedaddle!' And that thing just turned on its side -- pppph. And it's so unbelievable. And that knocked out Iran nuclear capability."
November 17, 2025 at 11:50 PM
We need to know who is making all of the decisions for the administration, because there’s no way this dude is even capable of choosing matching socks at this point.
lmao he tore down the east wing like two weeks ago
November 14, 2025 at 8:34 AM
lmao he tore down the east wing like two weeks ago
if you see this, post a bird
November 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
if you see this, post a bird
we may have ruined the workplace but at least we didn’t ruin the country 😉
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
we may have ruined the workplace but at least we didn’t ruin the country 😉
describe your cat’s personality with one photo
November 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
describe your cat’s personality with one photo
this must be so he doesn’t get lost
dawg not the steakhouse wedding font
New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
this must be so he doesn’t get lost
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There are more of us than there are of them.
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
There are more of us than there are of them.
baby I don’t know if his supporters would have voted for cuomo, but THANK YOU CURTIS SLIWA for doing your civic duty and making sure that fucker didn’t get elected 🫡
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
baby I don’t know if his supporters would have voted for cuomo, but THANK YOU CURTIS SLIWA for doing your civic duty and making sure that fucker didn’t get elected 🫡
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ATTN: if you’re on the sandwich guy jury, my Signal is in my bio. I’d love to talk after the trial. I’ll keep you anonymous. Please share widely.
November 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
ATTN: if you’re on the sandwich guy jury, my Signal is in my bio. I’d love to talk after the trial. I’ll keep you anonymous. Please share widely.
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all the staffers at teen vogue who just got laid off I hope yall feel how appreciated your work has been by so many.
November 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
all the staffers at teen vogue who just got laid off I hope yall feel how appreciated your work has been by so many.
that Sydney Sweeney intro is the new Fergie National Anthem
October 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
that Sydney Sweeney intro is the new Fergie National Anthem
my god DO NOT make us get to the sweet 16 jokes PLEASE
October 28, 2025 at 5:48 AM
my god DO NOT make us get to the sweet 16 jokes PLEASE
This would be the part of eastbound and down where all the players just start railing cocaine
October 28, 2025 at 5:41 AM
This would be the part of eastbound and down where all the players just start railing cocaine
This is just going to roll right into the Olympic opening ceremonies isn’t it
October 28, 2025 at 5:29 AM
This is just going to roll right into the Olympic opening ceremonies isn’t it
Jesus rose from the dead and you can’t even rise to the occasion? GROW UP BRO!!!!
October 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Jesus rose from the dead and you can’t even rise to the occasion? GROW UP BRO!!!!
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man wouldn't it be nice to have a week -- even a day or two -- that's not like getting blasted in the face with a firehose
October 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
man wouldn't it be nice to have a week -- even a day or two -- that's not like getting blasted in the face with a firehose
MAMDANI IS FOR THE GIRLS BABY
October 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
MAMDANI IS FOR THE GIRLS BABY
They are definitely asking crazier questions to Zohran. The audience is all Cuomo fans. What’s going on here?
October 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
They are definitely asking crazier questions to Zohran. The audience is all Cuomo fans. What’s going on here?
Cuomo mentioning Mamdani in every answer guarantees Mamdani gets more air time and I fucking love it
October 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Cuomo mentioning Mamdani in every answer guarantees Mamdani gets more air time and I fucking love it
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Government Shutdown. Health care costs rising. But hey, at least the President’s getting a new ballroom in Washington?
October 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Government Shutdown. Health care costs rising. But hey, at least the President’s getting a new ballroom in Washington?
The history books will not be kind to America for just stepping aside and letting this fucking clown rip it down
October 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The history books will not be kind to America for just stepping aside and letting this fucking clown rip it down
I’m getting to the point where you cannot convince me he ISN’T a Russian asset. Like there’s no fucking way this dude who didn’t even want to be president again has done this much damage in less than a year without that being the case.
October 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I’m getting to the point where you cannot convince me he ISN’T a Russian asset. Like there’s no fucking way this dude who didn’t even want to be president again has done this much damage in less than a year without that being the case.
Who’s solving the Louvre robbery? Right answers only
October 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Who’s solving the Louvre robbery? Right answers only
He volunteered for the local special Olympics for like five years straight without saying a word about it.
What’s ONE green flag about your father?
October 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
He volunteered for the local special Olympics for like five years straight without saying a word about it.