Groan Didion
@groanrivers.bsky.social
Slay it as it lays, girlboss!
This whole Epstein thing is like watching someone try to put the last puzzle piece in place but they keep trying it at the wrong orientation and going GEE I GUESS IT DOESN’T FIT OH WELL 🤷 then giving up and walking away. It’s making me feel insane????
February 1, 2026 at 3:53 PM
This whole Epstein thing is like watching someone try to put the last puzzle piece in place but they keep trying it at the wrong orientation and going GEE I GUESS IT DOESN’T FIT OH WELL 🤷 then giving up and walking away. It’s making me feel insane????
Operation Dumbo Dick
Brokedick Mountain
January 31, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Operation Dumbo Dick
I feel like a reporter could just ask Trump what he thinks about having a loser like Stephen Miller on his team and he would instantly shitcan him. Can someone try that out please?
January 28, 2026 at 12:13 AM
I feel like a reporter could just ask Trump what he thinks about having a loser like Stephen Miller on his team and he would instantly shitcan him. Can someone try that out please?
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I don’t want to hear anything from an elected official unless it’s a plan to defund the DHS and impeach Noem, Bovino, etc. No texts. No emails. No talk about the economy. Step up or step off.
January 24, 2026 at 7:23 PM
I don’t want to hear anything from an elected official unless it’s a plan to defund the DHS and impeach Noem, Bovino, etc. No texts. No emails. No talk about the economy. Step up or step off.
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Look, it's simple. We just want the worst person in the world to die
January 21, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Look, it's simple. We just want the worst person in the world to die
why is the musical selection for the #goldenglobes the same as what you’d hear in a Chili’s in Dayton, Ohio?
January 12, 2026 at 1:42 AM
why is the musical selection for the #goldenglobes the same as what you’d hear in a Chili’s in Dayton, Ohio?
Hamnet was fucking FANTASTIC
January 5, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Hamnet was fucking FANTASTIC
an unhoused woman once called me a middle class bimbo and I fear I never properly recovered
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
an unhoused woman once called me a middle class bimbo and I fear I never properly recovered
Who’s gonna be the hero on the inside that releases all of the unredacted Epstein files
December 19, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Who’s gonna be the hero on the inside that releases all of the unredacted Epstein files
I need Murray Hill to play Mary so we can call it “Oh, Murray!” I don’t think I’m asking for too much
December 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I need Murray Hill to play Mary so we can call it “Oh, Murray!” I don’t think I’m asking for too much
oh shit I got too high and started trying to decide which couples are acting and which ones are real on 90 day fiancé again
December 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
oh shit I got too high and started trying to decide which couples are acting and which ones are real on 90 day fiancé again
here’s a very dramatic picture of my cat for the sake of overall morale improvement
November 18, 2025 at 11:53 AM
here’s a very dramatic picture of my cat for the sake of overall morale improvement
lmao he tore down the east wing like two weeks ago
November 14, 2025 at 8:34 AM
lmao he tore down the east wing like two weeks ago
if you see this, post a bird
November 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
if you see this, post a bird
describe your cat’s personality with one photo
November 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
describe your cat’s personality with one photo
this must be so he doesn’t get lost
dawg not the steakhouse wedding font
New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
this must be so he doesn’t get lost
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There are more of us than there are of them.
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
There are more of us than there are of them.
baby I don’t know if his supporters would have voted for cuomo, but THANK YOU CURTIS SLIWA for doing your civic duty and making sure that fucker didn’t get elected 🫡
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
baby I don’t know if his supporters would have voted for cuomo, but THANK YOU CURTIS SLIWA for doing your civic duty and making sure that fucker didn’t get elected 🫡
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ATTN: if you’re on the sandwich guy jury, my Signal is in my bio. I’d love to talk after the trial. I’ll keep you anonymous. Please share widely.
November 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
ATTN: if you’re on the sandwich guy jury, my Signal is in my bio. I’d love to talk after the trial. I’ll keep you anonymous. Please share widely.
that Sydney Sweeney intro is the new Fergie National Anthem
October 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
that Sydney Sweeney intro is the new Fergie National Anthem
Jesus rose from the dead and you can’t even rise to the occasion? GROW UP BRO!!!!
October 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Jesus rose from the dead and you can’t even rise to the occasion? GROW UP BRO!!!!
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man wouldn't it be nice to have a week -- even a day or two -- that's not like getting blasted in the face with a firehose
October 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
man wouldn't it be nice to have a week -- even a day or two -- that's not like getting blasted in the face with a firehose
MAMDANI IS FOR THE GIRLS BABY
October 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
MAMDANI IS FOR THE GIRLS BABY
Cuomo mentioning Mamdani in every answer guarantees Mamdani gets more air time and I fucking love it
October 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Cuomo mentioning Mamdani in every answer guarantees Mamdani gets more air time and I fucking love it