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@greenkangaroo.bsky.social
fat activism adjacent. writer of short creeps. the gop can fucking fight me. nazi lives don't matter. ask me about niche horror podcasts. She/They
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· Nov 12
Donate to Replace This Tub Before It Decides To Murk Me, organized by Serah Carter
Hello everyone, my name's Serah and my tub is a fucking disaster!
That'… Serah Carter needs your support for Replace This Tub Before It Decides To Murk Me
gofund.me
Sharing this because now that the new tub is in (huzzah!) I am using the remainder of funds to pay off the personal loan I had to take to make sure it was funded. Plumbing. You can't afford it but you can't afford to not afford it.
Collard greens recipe: use one fourth teaspoons salt and pepper!
Me: ..okay I know I don't have the melanin for this but-
The (Absolutely Not My) Ancestors: measure with your heart white girl
Me: oh thank fuck
Me: ..okay I know I don't have the melanin for this but-
The (Absolutely Not My) Ancestors: measure with your heart white girl
Me: oh thank fuck
November 27, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Collard greens recipe: use one fourth teaspoons salt and pepper!
Me: ..okay I know I don't have the melanin for this but-
The (Absolutely Not My) Ancestors: measure with your heart white girl
Me: oh thank fuck
Me: ..okay I know I don't have the melanin for this but-
The (Absolutely Not My) Ancestors: measure with your heart white girl
Me: oh thank fuck
The way I am Dreading this weekend.
November 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The way I am Dreading this weekend.
Had my last chemo treatment yesterday woke up to 'hahaha you think you can PAY for shit next week?' and a fucking check engine light on AGAIN this year owes me financial compensation and so does my fucking workplace.
November 21, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Had my last chemo treatment yesterday woke up to 'hahaha you think you can PAY for shit next week?' and a fucking check engine light on AGAIN this year owes me financial compensation and so does my fucking workplace.
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my favorite part of posting fic is the empty reblogs and likes, sure does make a person feel motivated to just...not fucking bother.
November 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
my favorite part of posting fic is the empty reblogs and likes, sure does make a person feel motivated to just...not fucking bother.
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Trapdoor spider, oils, sold
Time to repost this one ;)
Time to repost this one ;)
November 13, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Trapdoor spider, oils, sold
Time to repost this one ;)
Time to repost this one ;)
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remember tuesday? that was 86 years ago
November 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
remember tuesday? that was 86 years ago
The dog who made my life more complicated was put to sleep on Friday. Old age, pain that couldn't be overcome. The vet told my mother that it was nothing we had done and I believe them but it still doesn't feel great. Now all I see is the cleanup and the emotional fallout for her owner.
November 10, 2025 at 11:52 AM
The dog who made my life more complicated was put to sleep on Friday. Old age, pain that couldn't be overcome. The vet told my mother that it was nothing we had done and I believe them but it still doesn't feel great. Now all I see is the cleanup and the emotional fallout for her owner.
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succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
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Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶
November 6, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶
'Oh hey there's x in this fic now?'
-looks at previous work which establishes x-
....why the fuck do i BOTHER?
-looks at previous work which establishes x-
....why the fuck do i BOTHER?
November 7, 2025 at 12:28 AM
'Oh hey there's x in this fic now?'
-looks at previous work which establishes x-
....why the fuck do i BOTHER?
-looks at previous work which establishes x-
....why the fuck do i BOTHER?
There's no light at the end of this tunnel- so its a good thing we brought matches.
November 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
There's no light at the end of this tunnel- so its a good thing we brought matches.
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i hope mamdani's incredible victory starts signaling to other democratic representatives that actually the reason y'all keep losing is not having strong, positive stances and morals on things like trans rights and palestinian freedom.
November 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
i hope mamdani's incredible victory starts signaling to other democratic representatives that actually the reason y'all keep losing is not having strong, positive stances and morals on things like trans rights and palestinian freedom.
My sister is not a narcissist or a sociopath or any mental state the internet has coopted to mean 'person I don't like' but she is thoughtless and it explains a lot about all the problems she has and refuses to do literally anything about.
November 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
My sister is not a narcissist or a sociopath or any mental state the internet has coopted to mean 'person I don't like' but she is thoughtless and it explains a lot about all the problems she has and refuses to do literally anything about.
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I’m being subjected to far too many sportsball posts for my liking.
November 2, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I’m being subjected to far too many sportsball posts for my liking.
-works in one of maybe two similar industries supplying books-
-hears rumbling in the distance-
What's tha- AH FUCK -blindsided by panicked libraries-
-hears rumbling in the distance-
What's tha- AH FUCK -blindsided by panicked libraries-
Private equity destroys 200-year-old book distribution company that libraries around the country rely on and now libraries are having trouble getting new books:
www.404media.co/libraries-sc...
www.404media.co/libraries-sc...
Libraries Scramble for Books After Giant Distributor Shuts Down
Why it might have been and may continue to be harder to get new releases from your local library.
www.404media.co
November 1, 2025 at 6:38 AM
-works in one of maybe two similar industries supplying books-
-hears rumbling in the distance-
What's tha- AH FUCK -blindsided by panicked libraries-
-hears rumbling in the distance-
What's tha- AH FUCK -blindsided by panicked libraries-
Finally catching up on @oldgodspod.bsky.social season 5 and Bear seeing a young person on the side of the road got me like 'YES CONTINUE YOUR FAMILY LEGACY BLEVINS BECOME THE DESIGNATED DRIVER APPALACHIA NEEDS'
October 21, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Finally catching up on @oldgodspod.bsky.social season 5 and Bear seeing a young person on the side of the road got me like 'YES CONTINUE YOUR FAMILY LEGACY BLEVINS BECOME THE DESIGNATED DRIVER APPALACHIA NEEDS'
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I suspect the MAGA government decided to launch all these Bluesky accounts tonight to try to bait people in advance of No Kings.
These people have incurable 4chan brain and this is how they operate.
Block them. Do not engage. Do not give them what they want.
These people have incurable 4chan brain and this is how they operate.
Block them. Do not engage. Do not give them what they want.
October 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I suspect the MAGA government decided to launch all these Bluesky accounts tonight to try to bait people in advance of No Kings.
These people have incurable 4chan brain and this is how they operate.
Block them. Do not engage. Do not give them what they want.
These people have incurable 4chan brain and this is how they operate.
Block them. Do not engage. Do not give them what they want.
did I really just read with my own eyeballs 'oh yeah queer youth are the reason hermitcraft has a fandom culture' i am going to turn this 27 year old into a flea and put him in a box and put that box inside another box and then mail that box to myself and when it arrives I'll smash it with a hammer
October 18, 2025 at 1:08 AM
did I really just read with my own eyeballs 'oh yeah queer youth are the reason hermitcraft has a fandom culture' i am going to turn this 27 year old into a flea and put him in a box and put that box inside another box and then mail that box to myself and when it arrives I'll smash it with a hammer
Oh delightful, the hospital has outsourced my bill to a debt collector. Good luck assholes.
October 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Oh delightful, the hospital has outsourced my bill to a debt collector. Good luck assholes.
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You're writing this down right? Good. As I was saying my car sucked so bad my wife left me. Yes I can spell my name for you.
October 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
You're writing this down right? Good. As I was saying my car sucked so bad my wife left me. Yes I can spell my name for you.
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I really think it's worth getting your car detailed sometime
Before I got my car detailed, it was just a red car.
Afterward, it was a cherry-red 2017 Ford Fiesta with power steering, beaded seat covers, a pair of skull dice hanging from the rear-view, and slightly dented hubcaps.
Before I got my car detailed, it was just a red car.
Afterward, it was a cherry-red 2017 Ford Fiesta with power steering, beaded seat covers, a pair of skull dice hanging from the rear-view, and slightly dented hubcaps.
October 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I really think it's worth getting your car detailed sometime
Before I got my car detailed, it was just a red car.
Afterward, it was a cherry-red 2017 Ford Fiesta with power steering, beaded seat covers, a pair of skull dice hanging from the rear-view, and slightly dented hubcaps.
Before I got my car detailed, it was just a red car.
Afterward, it was a cherry-red 2017 Ford Fiesta with power steering, beaded seat covers, a pair of skull dice hanging from the rear-view, and slightly dented hubcaps.
Other people with cancer: -waste away slowly, have trouble withw eight gain-
My ass: WE HAVE PLANTED OUR FLAG AT 360 BOYS AND THAT IS WHERE WE STAY COME HELL OR HIGH WATER
My ass: WE HAVE PLANTED OUR FLAG AT 360 BOYS AND THAT IS WHERE WE STAY COME HELL OR HIGH WATER
October 12, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Other people with cancer: -waste away slowly, have trouble withw eight gain-
My ass: WE HAVE PLANTED OUR FLAG AT 360 BOYS AND THAT IS WHERE WE STAY COME HELL OR HIGH WATER
My ass: WE HAVE PLANTED OUR FLAG AT 360 BOYS AND THAT IS WHERE WE STAY COME HELL OR HIGH WATER
every time someone complains about how 'americacentric' tumblr is I once again tap the sign that reads 'THIS IS AN AMERICAN WEBSITE ON AMERICAN SERVERS YOU CAME INTO OUR HOUSE AND WONDERED WHY IT WASN'T YOURS'.
October 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
every time someone complains about how 'americacentric' tumblr is I once again tap the sign that reads 'THIS IS AN AMERICAN WEBSITE ON AMERICAN SERVERS YOU CAME INTO OUR HOUSE AND WONDERED WHY IT WASN'T YOURS'.