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fat activism adjacent. writer of short creeps. the gop can fucking fight me. nazi lives don't matter. ask me about niche horror podcasts. She/They
It doesn't actually because in the paragraph above this book admits to its 'robot' poet being chatgpt which just fucking means a human wrote the words and then they were stolen! Generative AI cannot create anything! This is disgusting and I hate it Lyman Ditson get fucked!!!
September 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Sometimes everything is terrible and sometimes your sister crochets you a blanket in all the colors she hates but knows you adore. We'll try again tomorrow, won't we?
August 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
You know I thought I'd feel worse about having to buzz my hair but goddamn if this doesn't work for me
July 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I miss my boy so much. He'd have made having this port INSUFFERABLE, but he'd mean well.
June 11, 2025 at 11:16 AM
April 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I am going into this year so tired and scared and heartsick. Solomon isn't well, my father is still getting chemo, and I'm afraid for my future on basically all fronts. But what choice do any of us have? I'm gonna make it through this year if it kills me.
And it might.
January 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I don't know the original artist (if you do please tell me), but that's it. That's the flavor.
November 6, 2024 at 12:25 PM
This is, uh. This is Rasputin. He came with his name, so I don't know how he got it, but. I lost him recently and he was very handsome, so. More people should see him. He'd like that. He was very vain.
October 21, 2024 at 4:23 PM
He was a screaming obnoxious marinara sauce loving monster and I loved him so much. I hope there's mozzarella sticks where he's going.
October 20, 2024 at 10:45 AM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender in one image (use alt text!)
October 18, 2024 at 11:42 PM
My axolotl army has been fully unleashed and despite the fact that process of elimination leaves me as the only suspect, my coworkers STILL haven't figured it out. I am a master of deception.
September 27, 2024 at 10:17 AM
I'm not explaining it.
September 22, 2024 at 9:02 AM
I am now the proud owner of 99 tiny plastic axolotls. I will not need all of them to harass my coworkers, so I am considering their merits.
September 19, 2024 at 7:20 PM
This is kinda fun actually
September 17, 2024 at 9:57 AM
It's end of year and we are all scrambling so my brand spanking new shirt from @deerhudson.bsky.social is appropriate today 5x is a good idea fellow fats she fits snug
June 25, 2024 at 11:10 AM
It is Very Silly but I am enjoying the reactions of the bbqueers to my hair. Yes, child, bathe in the glory of my salon quality locks kept vibrant by proper washing technique, look upon my works ye bathroom sink dyed mighty and despair.
May 31, 2024 at 11:00 AM
She's FINALLY DONE original tattoo artwork by @serafinelea.bsky.social and linework and color by Jimi Scott of Capital City tattoo MY ARM IS ON FIRE
April 13, 2024 at 7:59 PM
She's still at my house good thing she's cute
January 3, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Is it even the holiday if I am not baking and decorating 7 dozen gingerbread cookies?
December 23, 2023 at 6:17 PM
HE IS RISEN
October 13, 2023 at 10:18 AM
Mine was Panda Bear. Only problem is he had a built in ready made brother..named Rasputin. And I was NOT going to introduce my boys as 'Rasputin and Panda Bear'. So, Solomon he became.
October 10, 2023 at 12:02 AM
I promised myself when I was done with my first notebook I'd actually set up a patreon and I've got two pages left. Had to add the volume 1. People don't pay for writing like they do art but I refuse to let my work go unread.
September 19, 2023 at 10:22 AM