grawlix
@grawlix.bsky.social
this $h!t is f#ck?d
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grawlix
@grawlix.bsky.social
· Sep 19
computer madness, with related signs of reefer madness and sadness madness
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me to the person I just sat down next to on the bus
November 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
me to the person I just sat down next to on the bus
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10 out of 10 pieces of furniture prefer your little toe.
November 12, 2025 at 5:23 AM
10 out of 10 pieces of furniture prefer your little toe.
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Where I'm headed rn
Petula Clark ~ Downtown (1964)
YouTube video by TheOldrecordclub
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Where I'm headed rn
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but your honor, i was only being facetious
November 8, 2025 at 5:25 AM
but your honor, i was only being facetious
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Every corporate email
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Every corporate email
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in french they call drinking water "the little drowning"
November 12, 2025 at 4:50 AM
in french they call drinking water "the little drowning"
a quick guide for how to recline the passenger seat back in your friend's vehicle:
step 1. pull the handle
step 2. not that handle the other one
step 1. pull the handle
step 2. not that handle the other one
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
a quick guide for how to recline the passenger seat back in your friend's vehicle:
step 1. pull the handle
step 2. not that handle the other one
step 1. pull the handle
step 2. not that handle the other one
in the public bathroom, you do not wash your hands because you are an unhygenic sociopath, I do not wash my hands because all I did in the stall was rip my vape, we are not the same
November 11, 2025 at 5:36 AM
in the public bathroom, you do not wash your hands because you are an unhygenic sociopath, I do not wash my hands because all I did in the stall was rip my vape, we are not the same
snowflakes are really out there putting the "tickles" in "particles"
November 10, 2025 at 6:40 AM
snowflakes are really out there putting the "tickles" in "particles"
what's the subtext of all this subtext
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
what's the subtext of all this subtext
a drone flight simulator but with the whimsy of Goat Simulator, such that you can slam into NPC pedestrians damage property, and generally cause chaos with your lil robot hummingbird
November 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
a drone flight simulator but with the whimsy of Goat Simulator, such that you can slam into NPC pedestrians damage property, and generally cause chaos with your lil robot hummingbird
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Adult life is just an endless cycle of finding a thing that works well, having that thing be discontinued, then searching fruitlessly for a replacement
January 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Adult life is just an endless cycle of finding a thing that works well, having that thing be discontinued, then searching fruitlessly for a replacement
poetry becomes a lot easier when you accept that all the conventions are just classic memes
November 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
poetry becomes a lot easier when you accept that all the conventions are just classic memes
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Announcer: this program is intended for mature audiences
Me: *waving my bubble wand* well, I'm out
Me: *waving my bubble wand* well, I'm out
November 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Announcer: this program is intended for mature audiences
Me: *waving my bubble wand* well, I'm out
Me: *waving my bubble wand* well, I'm out
my role in the friend group is "exposure to liability"
November 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
my role in the friend group is "exposure to liability"
I'm having a moment where I'm realizing how many moments I've been having
November 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I'm having a moment where I'm realizing how many moments I've been having
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small thing but i did notice and appreciate that Mamdani thanked his "incredible wife" instead of his "beautiful wife" even though she is obviously a straight up baddie
November 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
small thing but i did notice and appreciate that Mamdani thanked his "incredible wife" instead of his "beautiful wife" even though she is obviously a straight up baddie
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thank you for your attention to this matter
November 7, 2025 at 10:04 PM
thank you for your attention to this matter
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If you have a regional accent, please never try to get rid of it. Accents tell stories.
November 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
If you have a regional accent, please never try to get rid of it. Accents tell stories.
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[Jello Biafara voice] I'm just CHILLIN in CEDAR RAPIIIIDS
November 7, 2025 at 6:34 PM
[Jello Biafara voice] I'm just CHILLIN in CEDAR RAPIIIIDS
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famous artwork but with a twist: thread
November 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
famous artwork but with a twist: thread
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this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
November 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
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*grabs crotch* "I got your beaver moon right here, buddy"
November 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
*grabs crotch* "I got your beaver moon right here, buddy"
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If I worked at AutoZone, everyday I would come home and say "I was in the zone at work today"
November 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
If I worked at AutoZone, everyday I would come home and say "I was in the zone at work today"