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computer madness, with related signs of reefer madness and sadness madness
"I'm a creative"
- confusing
- what is that
- so do you actually do anything?
- isn't that an adjective?

"I am of the ranks of muses"
- exciting
- intimidating
- cultured
- a little crazy and that's a good thing
February 8, 2026 at 12:12 PM
tell a story with three grocery store items

- pickle jar w juice, 1 gallon
- 12-pack toilet paper rolls
- cling wrap
February 4, 2026 at 12:01 PM
you should have to say on your dating profile how far into the woods you walk before you pee
February 3, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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the crimes are coming from inside the house
January 31, 2026 at 9:10 PM
there's a small village in central England named Pussypump Village. Don't google it.
January 31, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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Tbh if you wanna make art your job, you gotta post that shit like no one is watching because, honestly, at first, no one is
January 26, 2026 at 7:53 PM
tired: watch this, hold my beer

wired: where the fuck are my pills
January 26, 2026 at 4:20 PM
I think we need more cults. I think cults should be legalized, regulated, and destigmatized. We definitely need more cults. Different and interesting cults. Especially cults that really feel out the space of whimsy in existence.
January 26, 2026 at 4:11 PM
instead of a Like button it really should've been an "yeah, I get it" button
January 26, 2026 at 3:53 PM
this is the post I'm making instead of fedposting
January 25, 2026 at 10:53 PM
being an ocean floor animal that specializes in feeding at whale falls must be awesome it's like you spend your whole life following a really cool touring band around with all your weird ugly ocean floor buddies
January 22, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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if you can’t handle me at my theoretical you don’t deserve me at my rhetorical
January 21, 2026 at 10:05 PM
if there was ever a time in history for vuvuzelas, it's now
January 22, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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This is how much bigger the United States is than the United States
January 21, 2026 at 2:30 AM
after word reached the coast that there had been a battle at sea, and many sailors were killed, the families prayed to the gods that their sailor hadn't been killed
January 20, 2026 at 11:51 PM
im going to move to montreal and become the leonard cohen of shitposting
January 20, 2026 at 3:27 AM
hygiene submarine: inhale a hit, then fully brush your teeth before you exhale
January 18, 2026 at 11:40 PM
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the memory of the Flesh Truck remains
The kiosk demo of Mario Kart DS contained "Flesh Trucks" due to a spelling error. While the error was fixed in the final version, looking at the preview image for GCN Mushroom Bridge very closely shows that the truck still has an L. As such, the memory of the Flesh Truck remains.
January 18, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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i carved a dagger on your car window with my frozen nipples pls respond
January 18, 2026 at 12:29 PM
dont talk to me im in my hinge cocoon
January 18, 2026 at 1:07 PM
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January 14, 2026 at 11:53 PM
you have made a weak and despondent enemy this day
January 14, 2026 at 2:32 PM
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You're a poet? With no rhyme or reason?
January 12, 2026 at 1:31 PM
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Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread, and put it back in the bag.
January 10, 2026 at 4:23 AM