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Grant Faulkner
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Stoned cold stone-cold Gen X lefty Michigander corpo-dad/husband and first-gen American birthright citizen. US politics, Detroit sports, F1, autos, tech, history, and (sigh) Derby County FC. America is an idea. That’s me on the left.
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January 12, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Wordle 1,667 3/6*

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January 11, 2026 at 8:20 PM
This is super sweet. I genuinely needed something like this today.
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 4:25 AM
@pbump.com I was completely there with you, my friend. No shame - you were all of us in that moment.
January 8, 2026 at 5:21 PM
New reporting from the FT: O-1B work visas reserved for β€œextraordinary ability in arts” are being increasingly issued to OnlyFans models (based on level of audience reach, naturally).

You knew we were getting a hotness-based immigration policy, right?
January 6, 2026 at 1:12 PM
He’s gonna be bigly mad when Maduro is acquitted in a NY federal court
January 4, 2026 at 1:20 PM
I didn’t know what a β€œsnow squall warning” was until just now.
December 29, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Great now I’m wheezing
December 28, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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I am supposed to be a 'words' guy, yet I find that I lack the words to fully express the sense of rage and betrayal that I feel, having been raised to believe in the beauty of the United States as an - imperfect - pluralistic republic, to see these quislings try to turn it into a boring ethnostate.
December 28, 2025 at 3:57 AM
β€œWe can’t afford to pay teachers”
Trump is recruiting for ICE with a $100K starting salary, $50K signing bonus, and $60K in student loan forgivenessβ€”all while garnishing wages for working people who can't pay their student loans.

His message to working people is clear...

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December 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
You guys all make it sound like vindictive prosecutions are a bad thing
December 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Unbelievable that the Lions would come out and play their worst game in probably four years
December 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Ever
December 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I have never watched an episode of Survivor
December 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I’m sure Netflix is happy to have a ponied up a whole bunch of money for this one
December 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Reminder: This has been debunked. he was scooping the food back into the tray
December 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Ok. Now had a chance to check and, well, at least some docs do appear to be straight up classic redaction fail. And there are some *interesting* bits here.

www.justice.gov/multimedia/C...
December 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Swiss cheese defense.
December 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Well, this is pathetic. #OnePride
December 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
America feels very much like a dying mall at the moment.
December 18, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I do genuinely hope he lives long enough to see every decor atrocity he has committed to the White House put into a wood chipper on the East Lawn.
December 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Yeah, it’s been a while since German car makers had the benefit of a captive labor force I guess
December 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Mick Foley has parted ways from the WWE because of their close ties with Trump.
December 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Pistons make a statement in Boston!
December 16, 2025 at 2:46 AM