Grant Faulkner
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Grant Faulkner
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Stoned cold stone-cold Gen X lefty Michigander corpo-dad/husband and first-gen American birthright citizen. US politics, Detroit sports, F1, autos, tech, history, and (sigh) Derby County FC. America is an idea. That’s me on the left.
November 26, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Every night while I’m reading, this guy falls asleep on my foot. I wouldn’t trade it for anything.
November 6, 2025 at 4:54 AM
This is not AI generated. This is the spray paint Versailles you wanted, along with some helpful location labeling courtesy of some big-ass Post-It notes
November 6, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Here have a glass of Lergevhtiepsappe you’ll feel much better
October 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I’m impressed but a little disturbed at the increasing accuracy of the Facebook algorithm. I might have to buy this.
October 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
What a turnout in Troy, MI today! #NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Way to go DTW!
October 16, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Unsolicited kudos to Apple on both the voice to text AND product placement fronts. Bravo (balls that’s an extra subscription)
September 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
“I’m comfortable where I am, thanks.”
I don’t think I’ve ever needed to say more than that.
August 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Hey guys I think they know about the plan
August 26, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Amazon now selling the Gom Jabbar
August 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Think I’m gonna go stand on a street corner with my sign today to remind people
August 23, 2025 at 12:50 PM
If AI is here to take your job already we are all probably better off to be fair
August 8, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I want a time machine
August 7, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Was out fishing this morning and only just watched Hungary qualifying. What a superb lap from Charles, just flying over those kerbs. Missed it live, but I did get the biggest bass I’ve ever caught in the Detroit River.
August 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
FWIW I didn’t like the Flinstones either but “Threat to Humanity” is a little harsh.

Also I think it’s written down somewhere that she has the right to say shit you don’t like and remain a US citizen, so suck it up buttercup
July 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Guys stop what you are doing and look at this baby chimpanzee
July 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Losing your house to a fire is a terrible thing but then I read “the homeowner was using a propane torch to burn weeds in his yard” come on man
July 4, 2025 at 12:53 PM
July 2, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Done with y’all
July 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
What a time to be alive
June 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Who is the “we” here, exactly?
Are they in the room with us?
June 17, 2025 at 4:30 PM
June 14, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The veneers on the Trivago guy are the most disturbing thing on my TV right now and that’s saying something.
June 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Mostly, everyone just called him Phil
June 1, 2025 at 1:35 PM