Grant Faulkner
@grant-faulkner.com
Stoned cold stone-cold Gen X lefty Michigander corpo-dad/husband and first-gen American birthright citizen. US politics, Detroit sports, F1, autos, tech, history, and (sigh) Derby County FC. America is an idea. That’s me on the left.
Every night while I’m reading, this guy falls asleep on my foot. I wouldn’t trade it for anything.
November 6, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Every night while I’m reading, this guy falls asleep on my foot. I wouldn’t trade it for anything.
This is not AI generated. This is the spray paint Versailles you wanted, along with some helpful location labeling courtesy of some big-ass Post-It notes
November 6, 2025 at 3:54 AM
This is not AI generated. This is the spray paint Versailles you wanted, along with some helpful location labeling courtesy of some big-ass Post-It notes
Here have a glass of Lergevhtiepsappe you’ll feel much better
October 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Here have a glass of Lergevhtiepsappe you’ll feel much better
I’m impressed but a little disturbed at the increasing accuracy of the Facebook algorithm. I might have to buy this.
October 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I’m impressed but a little disturbed at the increasing accuracy of the Facebook algorithm. I might have to buy this.
Unsolicited kudos to Apple on both the voice to text AND product placement fronts. Bravo (balls that’s an extra subscription)
September 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Unsolicited kudos to Apple on both the voice to text AND product placement fronts. Bravo (balls that’s an extra subscription)
“I’m comfortable where I am, thanks.”
I don’t think I’ve ever needed to say more than that.
I don’t think I’ve ever needed to say more than that.
August 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
“I’m comfortable where I am, thanks.”
I don’t think I’ve ever needed to say more than that.
I don’t think I’ve ever needed to say more than that.
Hey guys I think they know about the plan
August 26, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Hey guys I think they know about the plan
Amazon now selling the Gom Jabbar
August 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Amazon now selling the Gom Jabbar
Think I’m gonna go stand on a street corner with my sign today to remind people
August 23, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Think I’m gonna go stand on a street corner with my sign today to remind people
If AI is here to take your job already we are all probably better off to be fair
August 8, 2025 at 4:09 AM
If AI is here to take your job already we are all probably better off to be fair
I want a time machine
August 7, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I want a time machine
Was out fishing this morning and only just watched Hungary qualifying. What a superb lap from Charles, just flying over those kerbs. Missed it live, but I did get the biggest bass I’ve ever caught in the Detroit River.
August 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Was out fishing this morning and only just watched Hungary qualifying. What a superb lap from Charles, just flying over those kerbs. Missed it live, but I did get the biggest bass I’ve ever caught in the Detroit River.
FWIW I didn’t like the Flinstones either but “Threat to Humanity” is a little harsh.
Also I think it’s written down somewhere that she has the right to say shit you don’t like and remain a US citizen, so suck it up buttercup
Also I think it’s written down somewhere that she has the right to say shit you don’t like and remain a US citizen, so suck it up buttercup
July 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
FWIW I didn’t like the Flinstones either but “Threat to Humanity” is a little harsh.
Also I think it’s written down somewhere that she has the right to say shit you don’t like and remain a US citizen, so suck it up buttercup
Also I think it’s written down somewhere that she has the right to say shit you don’t like and remain a US citizen, so suck it up buttercup
Guys stop what you are doing and look at this baby chimpanzee
July 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Guys stop what you are doing and look at this baby chimpanzee
Losing your house to a fire is a terrible thing but then I read “the homeowner was using a propane torch to burn weeds in his yard” come on man
July 4, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Losing your house to a fire is a terrible thing but then I read “the homeowner was using a propane torch to burn weeds in his yard” come on man
What a time to be alive
June 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
What a time to be alive
Who is the “we” here, exactly?
Are they in the room with us?
Are they in the room with us?
June 17, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Who is the “we” here, exactly?
Are they in the room with us?
Are they in the room with us?
The veneers on the Trivago guy are the most disturbing thing on my TV right now and that’s saying something.
June 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
The veneers on the Trivago guy are the most disturbing thing on my TV right now and that’s saying something.
Mostly, everyone just called him Phil
June 1, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Mostly, everyone just called him Phil