Elle-isson Becker
@grammarous.bsky.social
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Elle-isson Becker
@grammarous.bsky.social
· Nov 11
Been here a while but more regularly now that there’s been a mass exodus from the 🐦 app. 😃
Looking to geek out over:
⚾️ (esp Astros)
Liverpool ⚽️ #YNWA
🎶🎸 DMB
Formula 1 🏎️
James Bond / 🎬 / 📺 (esp British crime)
Sam Houston State sports
Cooking
🇮🇪 (esp Galway)
CFB 🐅
WNBA / Ellie 🐘
Houston sports 🏈🏀
👋
Looking to geek out over:
⚾️ (esp Astros)
Liverpool ⚽️ #YNWA
🎶🎸 DMB
Formula 1 🏎️
James Bond / 🎬 / 📺 (esp British crime)
Sam Houston State sports
Cooking
🇮🇪 (esp Galway)
CFB 🐅
WNBA / Ellie 🐘
Houston sports 🏈🏀
👋
🚨A DAVE MATTHEWS BAND DOINK🚨
At halftime, I decided to boot up my computer just so I could do this. You're welcome. #NCAAFB #CFP #Doink @sarahspain.com @cjzero.bsky.social
January 20, 2026 at 11:30 AM
🚨A DAVE MATTHEWS BAND DOINK🚨
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From the Panthers broadcast, Bobrovsky saw Nedeljkovic get involved in the corner and did not hesitate to skate over, dropping the hardware on the way
January 20, 2026 at 1:33 AM
From the Panthers broadcast, Bobrovsky saw Nedeljkovic get involved in the corner and did not hesitate to skate over, dropping the hardware on the way
Normally I would scold FL as I hate the panthers with the fire of 1000 suns but this objectively incredible 😂😂
We have a goalie fight!
Sergei Bobrovsky skates all the way down to challenge Alex Nedeljkovic (h/t @msmambo.bsky.social)
Sergei Bobrovsky skates all the way down to challenge Alex Nedeljkovic (h/t @msmambo.bsky.social)
January 20, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Normally I would scold FL as I hate the panthers with the fire of 1000 suns but this objectively incredible 😂😂
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January 19, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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Wow, can see with the naked eye over Loch Long in Argyll Scotland and the colours are amazing 🤩
Taken with iPhone, night settings, no editing 🎉
#Aurora #Scotland #StormHour
Taken with iPhone, night settings, no editing 🎉
#Aurora #Scotland #StormHour
January 19, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Wow, can see with the naked eye over Loch Long in Argyll Scotland and the colours are amazing 🤩
Taken with iPhone, night settings, no editing 🎉
#Aurora #Scotland #StormHour
Taken with iPhone, night settings, no editing 🎉
#Aurora #Scotland #StormHour
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Moments like this don’t ask to be understood. They ask to be witnessed. #northernlights #aurora #nature #photography #Cumbria
January 19, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Moments like this don’t ask to be understood. They ask to be witnessed. #northernlights #aurora #nature #photography #Cumbria
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Sometimes you wish you were a fly on the wall during conversations. This is not one of those times
I am currently standing five feet from Tim Tebow, who is chatting with Marco Rubio, and to my other side it’s Michael Irvin chatting with Stephen A. Smith.
A lot going on at the moment on the Miami sideline.
A lot going on at the moment on the Miami sideline.
January 20, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Sometimes you wish you were a fly on the wall during conversations. This is not one of those times
Hey we’re having crispy oven-baked tacos for dinner. (Pico and avocado not pictured.) Go….Indy??
January 20, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Hey we’re having crispy oven-baked tacos for dinner. (Pico and avocado not pictured.) Go….Indy??
Came back from the store earlier and saw a guy in a Miami jersey with an ankle monitor 🫷🫸🫡
January 19, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Came back from the store earlier and saw a guy in a Miami jersey with an ankle monitor 🫷🫸🫡
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January 19, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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Hm I see 4 people in this picture. Very embarrassing for them.
January 18, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Hm I see 4 people in this picture. Very embarrassing for them.
Say T*m Br*dy’s name ONE MORE TIME 😒😒😒
January 18, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Say T*m Br*dy’s name ONE MORE TIME 😒😒😒
(I’m so sorry sweet angel baby I love you I love you)
January 18, 2026 at 9:45 PM
(I’m so sorry sweet angel baby I love you I love you)
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oops all turnovers
January 18, 2026 at 9:04 PM
oops all turnovers
Stefon how could you 😭 We had you for one year but surely we made you
January 18, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Stefon how could you 😭 We had you for one year but surely we made you
What if we switched up QBs every play? Lil razzle dazzle to confuse them. 🤔 Mills, you’re up.
-Signed, Assistant OC to the new Living Room Sideline Viewing Coach,™️ @hamsterkaren.bsky.social
-Signed, Assistant OC to the new Living Room Sideline Viewing Coach,™️ @hamsterkaren.bsky.social
January 18, 2026 at 9:20 PM
What if we switched up QBs every play? Lil razzle dazzle to confuse them. 🤔 Mills, you’re up.
-Signed, Assistant OC to the new Living Room Sideline Viewing Coach,™️ @hamsterkaren.bsky.social
-Signed, Assistant OC to the new Living Room Sideline Viewing Coach,™️ @hamsterkaren.bsky.social
Plus a lil Stone Farking Wheaton Woot Stout (splitting it!). I don’t know Star Wars so I don’t get it but it is goooood.
January 18, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Plus a lil Stone Farking Wheaton Woot Stout (splitting it!). I don’t know Star Wars so I don’t get it but it is goooood.
Coping snacks. Finally getting into pickleball.
January 18, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Coping snacks. Finally getting into pickleball.
THAT’S OUT OF BOUNDS
January 18, 2026 at 8:40 PM
THAT’S OUT OF BOUNDS
Even sweet angel baby Stroud was confused on the penalty. How dare they! The touchdown should stand on vibes alone!
The shift killed us 😭😭😭😭 Then he could have run itttttttttt 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I am unwell
January 18, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Even sweet angel baby Stroud was confused on the penalty. How dare they! The touchdown should stand on vibes alone!
The shift killed us 😭😭😭😭 Then he could have run itttttttttt 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I am unwell
January 18, 2026 at 8:27 PM
The shift killed us 😭😭😭😭 Then he could have run itttttttttt 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I am unwell
🚨DAVE MATTHEWS BAND PLAYING INTO THE BREAK🚨 #Texans
a man in a black shirt is singing into a microphone on a stage
ALT: a man in a black shirt is singing into a microphone on a stage
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January 18, 2026 at 8:17 PM
🚨DAVE MATTHEWS BAND PLAYING INTO THE BREAK🚨 #Texans
Don’t you DARE use Chris Stapleton (AND PHIL COLLINS!?!?) against me, ESPN! 😭
January 18, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Don’t you DARE use Chris Stapleton (AND PHIL COLLINS!?!?) against me, ESPN! 😭