Shay Clark
@grafdelver.bsky.social
🏴☠️♾️ ⚫ 👆👇 AASB ⚫ Eagle Scout ⚫ Dad of two young women ⚫ Professional over-explainer (Tech / SEO / CMS) ⚫ Musician ⚫ Loves: storytelling, K-dramas, horror, sci-fi, fantasy, knots, logic & strategy ⚫ Unapologetically best friends with my wife.
Reposted by Shay Clark
Dr. Pulaski,
My name is spelled Worf, not Wharf. Do not make this mistake again.
Worf
My name is spelled Worf, not Wharf. Do not make this mistake again.
Worf
February 11, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Dr. Pulaski,
My name is spelled Worf, not Wharf. Do not make this mistake again.
Worf
My name is spelled Worf, not Wharf. Do not make this mistake again.
Worf
Noticing a lot more orchestral/chill instrumental music over the hype and in-your-face jingles of commercials lately. Perhaps with emphasis and attention being the goal? Is the corporate jingle on the way out?
February 11, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Noticing a lot more orchestral/chill instrumental music over the hype and in-your-face jingles of commercials lately. Perhaps with emphasis and attention being the goal? Is the corporate jingle on the way out?
Everything is just abstractions of value.
February 5, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Everything is just abstractions of value.
Caleb Hammer should just come out and say "I like making misogynist bigoted content for misogynist bigoted audiences"
February 4, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Caleb Hammer should just come out and say "I like making misogynist bigoted content for misogynist bigoted audiences"
It's gonna be a good week, right? Yes. It is.
#positivethinking
#positivethinking
February 2, 2026 at 1:33 PM
It's gonna be a good week, right? Yes. It is.
#positivethinking
#positivethinking
Reposted by Shay Clark
Is it fascism yet?
Don Lemon is not the only reporter who was arrested by federal agents overnight — local independent journalist Georgia Fort just went live on FB to say federal agents were also at her door to take her into custody over her protest coverage in Minneapolis.
January 30, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Is it fascism yet?
January 30, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Sometimes when that troublesome kid is using a puppet to cuss and disturb the class, you just ignore him because you know once you're no longer dealing with the puppet, it'll be worse.
the 25th amendment won't solve anything if miller and vance are still skipping rope on the same playground.
the 25th amendment won't solve anything if miller and vance are still skipping rope on the same playground.
January 27, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Sometimes when that troublesome kid is using a puppet to cuss and disturb the class, you just ignore him because you know once you're no longer dealing with the puppet, it'll be worse.
the 25th amendment won't solve anything if miller and vance are still skipping rope on the same playground.
the 25th amendment won't solve anything if miller and vance are still skipping rope on the same playground.
Time blindness - Folks get the concept, but don't *really* understand the issue or the impacts.
Else "Try a planner" would not be such a frequent recommendation.
Else "Try a planner" would not be such a frequent recommendation.
ADHD isn’t a lack of effort. It’s effort spent navigating friction others never see.
👉 What part of ADHD do people misunderstand most?
A quiet repost can help this reach someone who needs it.
👉 What part of ADHD do people misunderstand most?
A quiet repost can help this reach someone who needs it.
January 22, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Time blindness - Folks get the concept, but don't *really* understand the issue or the impacts.
Else "Try a planner" would not be such a frequent recommendation.
Else "Try a planner" would not be such a frequent recommendation.
Surely Tomorrow has been a nice cozy watch!
Wife and I are on episode 8, and no white box trucks in sight!
Wife and I are on episode 8, and no white box trucks in sight!
January 20, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Surely Tomorrow has been a nice cozy watch!
Wife and I are on episode 8, and no white box trucks in sight!
Wife and I are on episode 8, and no white box trucks in sight!
How do normal people go on vacations now days?
Do they take on debt?
Honest question.
My kids are grown now - but I'd love to take them somewhere fun before they have their own families.
Do they take on debt?
Honest question.
My kids are grown now - but I'd love to take them somewhere fun before they have their own families.
January 19, 2026 at 6:14 PM
How do normal people go on vacations now days?
Do they take on debt?
Honest question.
My kids are grown now - but I'd love to take them somewhere fun before they have their own families.
Do they take on debt?
Honest question.
My kids are grown now - but I'd love to take them somewhere fun before they have their own families.
I don't know how to tell my kids to be safe when leaving home anymore.
Do they need to have their SSNs memorized? Citizenship documents on them (where do I get them)? Do they need to learn to comply with the fingermen... I mean ICE's orders? How should they?
This is not a partisan issue.
Do they need to have their SSNs memorized? Citizenship documents on them (where do I get them)? Do they need to learn to comply with the fingermen... I mean ICE's orders? How should they?
This is not a partisan issue.
January 9, 2026 at 3:06 PM
I don't know how to tell my kids to be safe when leaving home anymore.
Do they need to have their SSNs memorized? Citizenship documents on them (where do I get them)? Do they need to learn to comply with the fingermen... I mean ICE's orders? How should they?
This is not a partisan issue.
Do they need to have their SSNs memorized? Citizenship documents on them (where do I get them)? Do they need to learn to comply with the fingermen... I mean ICE's orders? How should they?
This is not a partisan issue.
Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, Fuck Donald Trump.
December 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, Fuck Donald Trump.
This is what every newly created optimization discipline is boiling down to.
Change the target - don't optimize for search engines, optimize for people! Real conversations. UGC. Be helpful!
The business and strategy are what change here - not so much the tech. Don't be intimidated, it's still SEO
Change the target - don't optimize for search engines, optimize for people! Real conversations. UGC. Be helpful!
The business and strategy are what change here - not so much the tech. Don't be intimidated, it's still SEO
Improve Any Link Building Strategy With One Small Change
Many link opportunities are lost by treating skeptical replies as pushback instead of invitations to continue the conversation.
www.searchenginejournal.com
December 17, 2025 at 12:31 PM
This is what every newly created optimization discipline is boiling down to.
Change the target - don't optimize for search engines, optimize for people! Real conversations. UGC. Be helpful!
The business and strategy are what change here - not so much the tech. Don't be intimidated, it's still SEO
Change the target - don't optimize for search engines, optimize for people! Real conversations. UGC. Be helpful!
The business and strategy are what change here - not so much the tech. Don't be intimidated, it's still SEO
My LinkedIn feed right now...
December 16, 2025 at 10:13 PM
My LinkedIn feed right now...
Everytime you read the word "influencer" replace it with "manipulator"
December 16, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Everytime you read the word "influencer" replace it with "manipulator"
I wrote a thing because I found myself saying a thing a lot.
If you do #SEO, I genuinely hope it helps you!
If you do #SEO, I genuinely hope it helps you!
How to Use Schema Markup Wisely in the AI-SEO Era
Our in-house expert, Shay Clark, explains when schema helps, when it doesn’t, and how to use structured data wisely in an AI-driven search environment.
audiencekey.com
December 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I wrote a thing because I found myself saying a thing a lot.
If you do #SEO, I genuinely hope it helps you!
If you do #SEO, I genuinely hope it helps you!
There are people out there watching everything with a "haze"
🤯
🤯
From the VIZIO_Official community on Reddit: Why Does Stranger Things Have This Haze???
Explore this post and more from the VIZIO_Official community
www.reddit.com
December 15, 2025 at 9:38 PM
There are people out there watching everything with a "haze"
🤯
🤯
I have absolutely zero empathy for AirBNB hosts who this happens to. It should be an inherently higher risk to do this with your property instead of rent it to folks long term. FAFO
Homeowner evicts DC Airbnb squatter after judge's ruling
YouTube video by ABC 7 News - WJLA
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December 12, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I have absolutely zero empathy for AirBNB hosts who this happens to. It should be an inherently higher risk to do this with your property instead of rent it to folks long term. FAFO
I immediately think a lot less about anyone who appears with this backdrop.
December 12, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I immediately think a lot less about anyone who appears with this backdrop.
Reposted by Shay Clark
Here we go! We knew it was close. Today is the day. We've been waiting for this broad core update for a long time. I'll be posting updates based on what I'm seeing. It usually takes 24-48 hours to land. Stay tuned -> Google December 2025 core update rolling out now
Google December 2025 core update rolling out now
This was the third core update of 2025 and fourth confirmed Google update in 2025.
searchengineland.com
December 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Here we go! We knew it was close. Today is the day. We've been waiting for this broad core update for a long time. I'll be posting updates based on what I'm seeing. It usually takes 24-48 hours to land. Stay tuned -> Google December 2025 core update rolling out now
Do you like to try new #SEO #Tools?
How about ones that no one else has yet?
Get in while you can... (DM to connect and speed things along!)
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How about ones that no one else has yet?
Get in while you can... (DM to connect and speed things along!)
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audiencekey.com
December 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Do you like to try new #SEO #Tools?
How about ones that no one else has yet?
Get in while you can... (DM to connect and speed things along!)
audiencekey.com/audience-gri...
How about ones that no one else has yet?
Get in while you can... (DM to connect and speed things along!)
audiencekey.com/audience-gri...
In the world of AI Overview, I foresee an extension to schema.org/Person for accreditation and verification.
Person - Schema.org Type
Schema.org Type: Person - A person (alive, dead, undead, or fictional).
schema.org
December 11, 2025 at 2:30 PM
In the world of AI Overview, I foresee an extension to schema.org/Person for accreditation and verification.