Fake Ass Handsome McGee
@gqblu.bsky.social
Still in the club doing the same ol’ 2step. GOMAB 🕊🌙2 weird to live, 2 rare to die #L1C4 ✊🏽❤️Organizer, Educator, Hope Dealer.
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Finna be a lot of ‘stuck in the house’ babies made this weekend. Hope yall make em with someone you actually like.
January 23, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Finna be a lot of ‘stuck in the house’ babies made this weekend. Hope yall make em with someone you actually like.
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White people: This is not America! End fascism now!
Black people: These practices are backed into the foundation of America. Here are tons of examples, and denying the connection keeps us in a cycle where we never rid ourselves of fascism.
WP: Hey. Shut up, nigger.
Black people: These practices are backed into the foundation of America. Here are tons of examples, and denying the connection keeps us in a cycle where we never rid ourselves of fascism.
WP: Hey. Shut up, nigger.
January 22, 2026 at 7:12 PM
White people: This is not America! End fascism now!
Black people: These practices are backed into the foundation of America. Here are tons of examples, and denying the connection keeps us in a cycle where we never rid ourselves of fascism.
WP: Hey. Shut up, nigger.
Black people: These practices are backed into the foundation of America. Here are tons of examples, and denying the connection keeps us in a cycle where we never rid ourselves of fascism.
WP: Hey. Shut up, nigger.
The only good thing about the cold is the beanies and the sweaters.
January 22, 2026 at 8:18 PM
The only good thing about the cold is the beanies and the sweaters.
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So excuse me if I ain’t got it for you. I went to that stupid ass pink hat March. And then y’all hoes turned right around and helped him win AGAIN. Leave. Us. Alone.
January 22, 2026 at 7:36 PM
So excuse me if I ain’t got it for you. I went to that stupid ass pink hat March. And then y’all hoes turned right around and helped him win AGAIN. Leave. Us. Alone.
The other half of your campaign that wasn’t fear-mongering about immigrants and trans people was literally about how y’all was gonna turn the economy around in a day and end the war in Gaza and Ukraine in a day.
Vance on the economy:
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
January 22, 2026 at 7:34 PM
The other half of your campaign that wasn’t fear-mongering about immigrants and trans people was literally about how y’all was gonna turn the economy around in a day and end the war in Gaza and Ukraine in a day.
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and honestly i want everybody to stop engaging with them mfs. they don’t view us as human & that is why they’ve “never seen this before”. because they don’t see US. you can’t fix that.
White ppl woulda been on this app in 1965 talkin bout some “this is not the America I know 🥺” and I’m TIRED
January 22, 2026 at 3:00 PM
and honestly i want everybody to stop engaging with them mfs. they don’t view us as human & that is why they’ve “never seen this before”. because they don’t see US. you can’t fix that.
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Hey everyone 🚀
I need to raise $495 for daycare to get my toddler back in daycare.
I was raped and last my car and my job and I couldn’t bring him to daycare
Please help me. Please.
My v e n m o is : @astrotoya
My c a s h a p p : $astrotoya
or PayPal.me/toyamck
I need to raise $495 for daycare to get my toddler back in daycare.
I was raped and last my car and my job and I couldn’t bring him to daycare
Please help me. Please.
My v e n m o is : @astrotoya
My c a s h a p p : $astrotoya
or PayPal.me/toyamck
January 22, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Hey everyone 🚀
I need to raise $495 for daycare to get my toddler back in daycare.
I was raped and last my car and my job and I couldn’t bring him to daycare
Please help me. Please.
My v e n m o is : @astrotoya
My c a s h a p p : $astrotoya
or PayPal.me/toyamck
I need to raise $495 for daycare to get my toddler back in daycare.
I was raped and last my car and my job and I couldn’t bring him to daycare
Please help me. Please.
My v e n m o is : @astrotoya
My c a s h a p p : $astrotoya
or PayPal.me/toyamck
Random thought:
Was Garfield ever really poppin’ like that? How come he never had his own lasagna brand? Or why didn’t Big Lasagna make him their spokesperson?
Was Garfield ever really poppin’ like that? How come he never had his own lasagna brand? Or why didn’t Big Lasagna make him their spokesperson?
January 22, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Random thought:
Was Garfield ever really poppin’ like that? How come he never had his own lasagna brand? Or why didn’t Big Lasagna make him their spokesperson?
Was Garfield ever really poppin’ like that? How come he never had his own lasagna brand? Or why didn’t Big Lasagna make him their spokesperson?
Red beans and rice with fried pork chops on the side.
If you could be a comfort food what would you be?
I think I’d be beef stew with a piece of cornbread.
I think I’d be beef stew with a piece of cornbread.
January 22, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Red beans and rice with fried pork chops on the side.
This reminds me of the one job I had at a university that paid monthly. That shit was STRESSFUL.
i'm blessed to have two jobs and always have something coming in but weekly pay really should be the standard.
January 21, 2026 at 4:10 PM
This reminds me of the one job I had at a university that paid monthly. That shit was STRESSFUL.
Let me go shave my head 🪒 🎱 ✌🏽
January 21, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Let me go shave my head 🪒 🎱 ✌🏽
These quickie skeet’s on the skyline are interesting. Yall saying 15-20 even 30 minutes for a QUICKIE.
A quickie isn’t normal sex session. A quickie is I gotta be to work and can’t be late but damn you look good I guess 5 minutes won’t hurt.
A quickie isn’t normal sex session. A quickie is I gotta be to work and can’t be late but damn you look good I guess 5 minutes won’t hurt.
January 21, 2026 at 2:24 AM
These quickie skeet’s on the skyline are interesting. Yall saying 15-20 even 30 minutes for a QUICKIE.
A quickie isn’t normal sex session. A quickie is I gotta be to work and can’t be late but damn you look good I guess 5 minutes won’t hurt.
A quickie isn’t normal sex session. A quickie is I gotta be to work and can’t be late but damn you look good I guess 5 minutes won’t hurt.
3 is usually perfect. 4 every once in a blue moon.
How many slices of bacon do you eat when you want some bacon?
Don’t reply if you eat turkey bacon. I don’t want to read what you have to say.
Don’t reply if you eat turkey bacon. I don’t want to read what you have to say.
January 21, 2026 at 1:47 AM
3 is usually perfect. 4 every once in a blue moon.
Made a red juice today too. Ingredients:
- Honeycrisp Apple 🍎
- Watermelon 🍉
- Blueberry 🫐
- Orange 🍊
- Celery
- Red Beet
- Ginger 🫚
- Kiwi 🥝
- Carrot 🥕
- Honeycrisp Apple 🍎
- Watermelon 🍉
- Blueberry 🫐
- Orange 🍊
- Celery
- Red Beet
- Ginger 🫚
- Kiwi 🥝
- Carrot 🥕
January 20, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Made a red juice today too. Ingredients:
- Honeycrisp Apple 🍎
- Watermelon 🍉
- Blueberry 🫐
- Orange 🍊
- Celery
- Red Beet
- Ginger 🫚
- Kiwi 🥝
- Carrot 🥕
- Honeycrisp Apple 🍎
- Watermelon 🍉
- Blueberry 🫐
- Orange 🍊
- Celery
- Red Beet
- Ginger 🫚
- Kiwi 🥝
- Carrot 🥕
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"History will not look kindly upon______"
Damn history ... i don't look kindly upon it... we aint gotta wait
Damn history ... i don't look kindly upon it... we aint gotta wait
January 20, 2026 at 9:33 PM
"History will not look kindly upon______"
Damn history ... i don't look kindly upon it... we aint gotta wait
Damn history ... i don't look kindly upon it... we aint gotta wait
Quote this with a selfie in one of your favorite cities.
📍 Nairobi
📍 Nairobi
January 20, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Quote this with a selfie in one of your favorite cities.
📍 Nairobi
📍 Nairobi
The looking down at the phone pic
January 20, 2026 at 10:11 PM
The looking down at the phone pic
My first cold pressed juice in my new juicer! My recipe:
- oranges
- carrots
- ginger
- golden beets
- celery
- kiwi
- oranges
- carrots
- ginger
- golden beets
- celery
- kiwi
January 20, 2026 at 2:37 PM
My first cold pressed juice in my new juicer! My recipe:
- oranges
- carrots
- ginger
- golden beets
- celery
- kiwi
- oranges
- carrots
- ginger
- golden beets
- celery
- kiwi
Man that lil 3 day weekend went by fast asf. Smh
January 20, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Man that lil 3 day weekend went by fast asf. Smh
Good morning skyline. Be as great as you wanna be today.
January 20, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Good morning skyline. Be as great as you wanna be today.
Watched Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. Nothing close to what I thought it would be but still liked it nonetheless. Looking forward to the next episode.
January 20, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Watched Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. Nothing close to what I thought it would be but still liked it nonetheless. Looking forward to the next episode.
Super excited to try my juicer tomorrow.
January 20, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Super excited to try my juicer tomorrow.
S/o to those who are committed to the razzle dazzle.
January 19, 2026 at 11:05 PM
S/o to those who are committed to the razzle dazzle.