Fake Ass Handsome McGee
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Still in the club doing the same ol’ 2step. GOMAB 🕊🌙2 weird to live, 2 rare to die #L1C4 ✊🏽❤️Organizer, Educator, Hope Dealer.
Pinned
Red beans and rice with fried pork chops on the side.
If you could be a comfort food what would you be?
I think I’d be beef stew with a piece of cornbread.
I think I’d be beef stew with a piece of cornbread.
January 22, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Red beans and rice with fried pork chops on the side.
This reminds me of the one job I had at a university that paid monthly. That shit was STRESSFUL.
i'm blessed to have two jobs and always have something coming in but weekly pay really should be the standard.
January 21, 2026 at 4:10 PM
This reminds me of the one job I had at a university that paid monthly. That shit was STRESSFUL.
Let me go shave my head 🪒 🎱 ✌🏽
January 21, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Let me go shave my head 🪒 🎱 ✌🏽
These quickie skeet’s on the skyline are interesting. Yall saying 15-20 even 30 minutes for a QUICKIE.
A quickie isn’t normal sex session. A quickie is I gotta be to work and can’t be late but damn you look good I guess 5 minutes won’t hurt.
A quickie isn’t normal sex session. A quickie is I gotta be to work and can’t be late but damn you look good I guess 5 minutes won’t hurt.
January 21, 2026 at 2:24 AM
These quickie skeet’s on the skyline are interesting. Yall saying 15-20 even 30 minutes for a QUICKIE.
A quickie isn’t normal sex session. A quickie is I gotta be to work and can’t be late but damn you look good I guess 5 minutes won’t hurt.
A quickie isn’t normal sex session. A quickie is I gotta be to work and can’t be late but damn you look good I guess 5 minutes won’t hurt.
3 is usually perfect. 4 every once in a blue moon.
How many slices of bacon do you eat when you want some bacon?
Don’t reply if you eat turkey bacon. I don’t want to read what you have to say.
Don’t reply if you eat turkey bacon. I don’t want to read what you have to say.
January 21, 2026 at 1:47 AM
3 is usually perfect. 4 every once in a blue moon.
Made a red juice today too. Ingredients:
- Honeycrisp Apple 🍎
- Watermelon 🍉
- Blueberry 🫐
- Orange 🍊
- Celery
- Red Beet
- Ginger 🫚
- Kiwi 🥝
- Carrot 🥕
- Honeycrisp Apple 🍎
- Watermelon 🍉
- Blueberry 🫐
- Orange 🍊
- Celery
- Red Beet
- Ginger 🫚
- Kiwi 🥝
- Carrot 🥕
January 20, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Made a red juice today too. Ingredients:
- Honeycrisp Apple 🍎
- Watermelon 🍉
- Blueberry 🫐
- Orange 🍊
- Celery
- Red Beet
- Ginger 🫚
- Kiwi 🥝
- Carrot 🥕
- Honeycrisp Apple 🍎
- Watermelon 🍉
- Blueberry 🫐
- Orange 🍊
- Celery
- Red Beet
- Ginger 🫚
- Kiwi 🥝
- Carrot 🥕
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"History will not look kindly upon______"
Damn history ... i don't look kindly upon it... we aint gotta wait
Damn history ... i don't look kindly upon it... we aint gotta wait
January 20, 2026 at 9:33 PM
"History will not look kindly upon______"
Damn history ... i don't look kindly upon it... we aint gotta wait
Damn history ... i don't look kindly upon it... we aint gotta wait
Quote this with a selfie in one of your favorite cities.
📍 Nairobi
📍 Nairobi
January 20, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Quote this with a selfie in one of your favorite cities.
📍 Nairobi
📍 Nairobi
The looking down at the phone pic
January 20, 2026 at 10:11 PM
The looking down at the phone pic
My first cold pressed juice in my new juicer! My recipe:
- oranges
- carrots
- ginger
- golden beets
- celery
- kiwi
- oranges
- carrots
- ginger
- golden beets
- celery
- kiwi
January 20, 2026 at 2:37 PM
My first cold pressed juice in my new juicer! My recipe:
- oranges
- carrots
- ginger
- golden beets
- celery
- kiwi
- oranges
- carrots
- ginger
- golden beets
- celery
- kiwi
Man that lil 3 day weekend went by fast asf. Smh
January 20, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Man that lil 3 day weekend went by fast asf. Smh
Good morning skyline. Be as great as you wanna be today.
January 20, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Good morning skyline. Be as great as you wanna be today.
Watched Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. Nothing close to what I thought it would be but still liked it nonetheless. Looking forward to the next episode.
January 20, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Watched Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. Nothing close to what I thought it would be but still liked it nonetheless. Looking forward to the next episode.
Super excited to try my juicer tomorrow.
January 20, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Super excited to try my juicer tomorrow.
S/o to those who are committed to the razzle dazzle.
January 19, 2026 at 11:05 PM
S/o to those who are committed to the razzle dazzle.
This has got to be the most tone def cash grab ever. LeBron this is a huge L bro.
we have completely lost the plot with the marketing of the legacy of MLK. Column soon.
January 19, 2026 at 10:36 PM
This has got to be the most tone def cash grab ever. LeBron this is a huge L bro.
January 19, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Lot of folks today will quote I Have A Dream. Ask them instead if they’re familiar with King saying he feared he was integrating his people into a burning house.
Don’t fall for the ookie doke today. Let white folks do the service projects and protect your peace. Happy MLK Day!
Don’t fall for the ookie doke today. Let white folks do the service projects and protect your peace. Happy MLK Day!
January 19, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Lot of folks today will quote I Have A Dream. Ask them instead if they’re familiar with King saying he feared he was integrating his people into a burning house.
Don’t fall for the ookie doke today. Let white folks do the service projects and protect your peace. Happy MLK Day!
Don’t fall for the ookie doke today. Let white folks do the service projects and protect your peace. Happy MLK Day!
Let’s see if I can go to sleep for an hour wake up and be at the gym by 9:30.
January 19, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Let’s see if I can go to sleep for an hour wake up and be at the gym by 9:30.
“Bae, you wanna watch me?” hours
January 19, 2026 at 4:16 AM
“Bae, you wanna watch me?” hours
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sometime this year, donald trump is going to say the money we took from other countries in the form of tariffs will be used to pay for greenland and the right-wing propaganda machine will repeat it. it won't matter that this makes no sense at all bc nothing matters.
January 19, 2026 at 1:54 AM
sometime this year, donald trump is going to say the money we took from other countries in the form of tariffs will be used to pay for greenland and the right-wing propaganda machine will repeat it. it won't matter that this makes no sense at all bc nothing matters.
ngl.link/gqgent2 bored. Yap to me if you’re so inclined.
Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
ngl.link
January 19, 2026 at 1:17 AM
ngl.link/gqgent2 bored. Yap to me if you’re so inclined.
Seduction is a lost art.
January 19, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Seduction is a lost art.
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
January 18, 2026 at 10:26 PM
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation