Neil Gortz
@gortz.bsky.social
Auld da working in gaming, afflicted by RRMS and a stash of board games he will never play with.
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![A classic tweet from @kennykeil
[Bluto subtweeting after getting his ass whooped]
I don't know who needs to hear this but spinach isn't a personality](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dwqmtoy5uzacqe3bt5ib44oo/bafkreidsxaapkreaeus7oqavtvgeqb6u6jnd57gcutdxtcw4mgluiszimi@jpeg)
I think the pacing of Fallout season 2 was off but boy did they stick the landing with the finale. Fair play.
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February 4, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I think the pacing of Fallout season 2 was off but boy did they stick the landing with the finale. Fair play.
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when people in my block get parcels: unnecessary purchases... greed... gluttony... ruinous behaviour...
when i get a parcel: wowee :) a special little delivery :) for a special little guy :)
when i get a parcel: wowee :) a special little delivery :) for a special little guy :)
June 23, 2025 at 2:24 PM
when people in my block get parcels: unnecessary purchases... greed... gluttony... ruinous behaviour...
when i get a parcel: wowee :) a special little delivery :) for a special little guy :)
when i get a parcel: wowee :) a special little delivery :) for a special little guy :)
If Laura Palmer could hold down 5 jobs and 2 boyfriends you can deffo make it through your nine to five
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February 3, 2026 at 3:06 PM
If Laura Palmer could hold down 5 jobs and 2 boyfriends you can deffo make it through your nine to five
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share to mortally wound a scottish person
February 3, 2026 at 11:14 AM
share to mortally wound a scottish person
‘Hey dad, is it ok if I take my MothMan figure and stickers into school for show and tell today?’
So very proud
So very proud
February 2, 2026 at 7:44 AM
‘Hey dad, is it ok if I take my MothMan figure and stickers into school for show and tell today?’
So very proud
So very proud
Absolute tens of fans in attendance at this sold out Royal Rumble
January 31, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Absolute tens of fans in attendance at this sold out Royal Rumble
This is an all timer Sam ‘tweet’
January 30, 2026 at 10:34 PM
This is an all timer Sam ‘tweet’
RIP to one of cinemas most amazing scene stealers
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January 30, 2026 at 6:27 PM
RIP to one of cinemas most amazing scene stealers
How wonderful - well done
January 29, 2026 at 8:00 PM
How wonderful - well done
Fetch me my finest feather boa
January 27, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Fetch me my finest feather boa
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If Bilbo had Chat GPT
January 27, 2026 at 4:24 PM
If Bilbo had Chat GPT
I had to rush through these when reviewing - keen to hear how Lost and Damned holds up when you get to it
January 27, 2026 at 3:18 AM
I had to rush through these when reviewing - keen to hear how Lost and Damned holds up when you get to it
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Happy Burns night to all celebrating
January 25, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Happy Burns night to all celebrating
Continuing my season of films I haven’t watched for 20+ years I stuck Magnolia on (career bests for Cruise and Moore imo). Interesting revisiting from being a naive 20 something to having led a life brings a new perspective on it all.
January 24, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Continuing my season of films I haven’t watched for 20+ years I stuck Magnolia on (career bests for Cruise and Moore imo). Interesting revisiting from being a naive 20 something to having led a life brings a new perspective on it all.
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Oops. Deleting that. How disappointing. I was a big fan of his go-kart racing, I didn’t know anything about his history of kidnapping princesses.
December 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Oops. Deleting that. How disappointing. I was a big fan of his go-kart racing, I didn’t know anything about his history of kidnapping princesses.
Rewatched ‘The 5000 fingers of Dr T’ - a fascinating musical from the 50s trying to bring Dr Seuss to film. Most people who saw it when they were young have dismissed it as a fever dream/nightmare. Just stunningly bizarre and of its time. More people need to see it.
January 23, 2026 at 8:02 AM
Rewatched ‘The 5000 fingers of Dr T’ - a fascinating musical from the 50s trying to bring Dr Seuss to film. Most people who saw it when they were young have dismissed it as a fever dream/nightmare. Just stunningly bizarre and of its time. More people need to see it.
With no horse in the race anymore it’s been strange watching the Fallout show is a ‘civilian’. The pacing of this season has been odd but I am enjoying it.
January 21, 2026 at 9:52 PM
With no horse in the race anymore it’s been strange watching the Fallout show is a ‘civilian’. The pacing of this season has been odd but I am enjoying it.
Could it be he read an advanced copy?
January 21, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Could it be he read an advanced copy?
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‘From Dusk til Dawn’ turns 30 this week, the ‘making of’ was what convinced me I would start my career in movie making which as you can see worked out flawlessly.
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January 20, 2026 at 7:03 AM
‘From Dusk til Dawn’ turns 30 this week, the ‘making of’ was what convinced me I would start my career in movie making which as you can see worked out flawlessly.