@googlyeyecat.bsky.social
I think we've hit a critical desalinization point. It would explain what's driving this extreme weather. Unemployed shoe critic. Brandishing a Scouse accent. Mainly tired.
Dropped the car off at the garage by BMD at 7.15am to get the windscreen replaced. Got to Tai Pan when I got a call from the garage to tell me that the replacement windscreen was also cracked and I'd have to come and collect the car and come back in a week.
a white cat is sitting on a box and says `` why me ? ''
ALT: a white cat is sitting on a box and says `` why me ? ''
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 8:34 AM
Dropped the car off at the garage by BMD at 7.15am to get the windscreen replaced. Got to Tai Pan when I got a call from the garage to tell me that the replacement windscreen was also cracked and I'd have to come and collect the car and come back in a week.
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Six sodding hours from Spalding to Liverpool.
February 10, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Six sodding hours from Spalding to Liverpool.
I've never read such bollocks in all my life.
It's a sign of a failing society that vital emergency services like the RNLI and mountain rescue are charities nearly fully staffed by volunteers rather than publicly funded agencies.
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 AM
I've never read such bollocks in all my life.
I'm in Spalding if anyone wants their face flattening like the countryside round here.
February 9, 2026 at 8:27 PM
I'm in Spalding if anyone wants their face flattening like the countryside round here.
@junkyardfool.bsky.social hoping you can help, long drive tomorrow with the parents (that's a whole other story) and am looking for a podcast we can all listen to - anything history related on BBC sounds you'd recommend?
February 9, 2026 at 12:08 AM
@junkyardfool.bsky.social hoping you can help, long drive tomorrow with the parents (that's a whole other story) and am looking for a podcast we can all listen to - anything history related on BBC sounds you'd recommend?
Crying at Alisson being up front for about half a fucking hour there.
February 8, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Crying at Alisson being up front for about half a fucking hour there.
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Just beyond parody at this point
February 8, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Just beyond parody at this point
To be fair I'd want a gold medal for just going up that rickety scaffold structure. #winterolympics
February 8, 2026 at 8:08 PM
To be fair I'd want a gold medal for just going up that rickety scaffold structure. #winterolympics
Womens Big-Air Qual
February 8, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Womens Big-Air Qual
I'll level I can't be doing with Beavis and Butt-Head commentating on this woman's snowboarding down the ski jump thing.
February 8, 2026 at 7:43 PM
I'll level I can't be doing with Beavis and Butt-Head commentating on this woman's snowboarding down the ski jump thing.
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Here he is, the Leeds-Liverpool canal boss man.
February 8, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Here he is, the Leeds-Liverpool canal boss man.
Has anyone been to #Bologna? Any recommendations for a hotel? Proving to be a challenge to find somewhere decent. Only 2 day stay in April.
February 7, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Has anyone been to #Bologna? Any recommendations for a hotel? Proving to be a challenge to find somewhere decent. Only 2 day stay in April.
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February 7, 2026 at 3:13 PM
You'll never sing that
Arsenal are now unbeaten in 44 consecutive home Premier League matches against promoted team, the longest such streak in the competition’s history - surpassing Chelsea’s previous record of 43 set between 2001 and 2015.
February 7, 2026 at 6:06 PM
You'll never sing that
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Haven't they left this about 5 times already?
Barcelona says it withdraws from European Super League project reut.rs/4bGz3Ns
Barcelona says it withdraws from European Super League project
Barcelona said on Saturday it would leave the European Super League project.
reut.rs
February 7, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Haven't they left this about 5 times already?
Suede tonight. Immense. Had seen that they did The Wild Ones a few nights ago and was hopeful we'd get that tonight, sadly not, but we got The Asphalt World instead.
February 6, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Suede tonight. Immense. Had seen that they did The Wild Ones a few nights ago and was hopeful we'd get that tonight, sadly not, but we got The Asphalt World instead.
You can't beat an opening ceremony for a sporting event.
February 6, 2026 at 7:11 PM
You can't beat an opening ceremony for a sporting event.
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IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS:
THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
February 6, 2026 at 3:56 PM
IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS:
THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
Robbie Williams is playing the Olympia tonight. Me mum is a big fan so I've been signed up for any resales and thought I'd treat her. It appears that all tickets are £125. For the fucking Olympia. I love you mum but not that much.
February 6, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Robbie Williams is playing the Olympia tonight. Me mum is a big fan so I've been signed up for any resales and thought I'd treat her. It appears that all tickets are £125. For the fucking Olympia. I love you mum but not that much.
Ironically McSweeney appears to have the same hold on Starmer's Labour that Mandelson did for New Labour.
February 6, 2026 at 11:01 AM
Ironically McSweeney appears to have the same hold on Starmer's Labour that Mandelson did for New Labour.
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Morning folks
I've released a new e,p today on Bandcamp
Four tracks of bass, beats and fx
jeremystokes.bandcamp.com/album/radio-...
I've released a new e,p today on Bandcamp
Four tracks of bass, beats and fx
jeremystokes.bandcamp.com/album/radio-...
Radio Control, by Jel Stokes
4 track album
jeremystokes.bandcamp.com
February 6, 2026 at 7:34 AM
Morning folks
I've released a new e,p today on Bandcamp
Four tracks of bass, beats and fx
jeremystokes.bandcamp.com/album/radio-...
I've released a new e,p today on Bandcamp
Four tracks of bass, beats and fx
jeremystokes.bandcamp.com/album/radio-...