Richard Francis
@linguafrancis.bsky.social
Twitter exile. Data Architect and #LUFC Fan
Always thought this was a way better track than Firestarter
November 12, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Always thought this was a way better track than Firestarter
Just remove the whip from Streeting. Leadership challenge over and it would be exceedingly funny.
Starmer's leadership under threat - as PM's aides turn on Wes Streeting
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Starmer's leadership under threat - as PM's aides turn on Wes Streeting
Sir Keir Starmer was accused of 'extraordinary paranoia' amid rumours he is under threat of a leadership challenge
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November 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Just remove the whip from Streeting. Leadership challenge over and it would be exceedingly funny.
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
Speaking as a drummer, this is true. It’s nice to have a treat from time to time.
The hole in a guitar is traditionally used to store soft cheeses and dried meats which are fed to the drummer when he does a good job
November 8, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Speaking as a drummer, this is true. It’s nice to have a treat from time to time.
“With my good friend Laura Loomer”
November 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
“With my good friend Laura Loomer”
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Normally you don't get a response like this from New York without actually busting some ghosts.
November 5, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Normally you don't get a response like this from New York without actually busting some ghosts.
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It’s fascinating comparing the front page coverage of the Huntingdon train attack (below) with how the British press treated another case 30 years ago.
I’m referring to the 1995 Netto supermarket attack in Birmingham in which a man stabbed 10 people, killing one of them.
I’m referring to the 1995 Netto supermarket attack in Birmingham in which a man stabbed 10 people, killing one of them.
November 3, 2025 at 9:50 AM
It’s fascinating comparing the front page coverage of the Huntingdon train attack (below) with how the British press treated another case 30 years ago.
I’m referring to the 1995 Netto supermarket attack in Birmingham in which a man stabbed 10 people, killing one of them.
I’m referring to the 1995 Netto supermarket attack in Birmingham in which a man stabbed 10 people, killing one of them.
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The new John Lewis ad will be chimps staring at pictures of Jane Goodall while Sean Dyche growls Lonely This Christmas by Elvis
November 4, 2025 at 8:17 AM
The new John Lewis ad will be chimps staring at pictures of Jane Goodall while Sean Dyche growls Lonely This Christmas by Elvis
I see People Magazine’s vendetta against me continues.
November 4, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I see People Magazine’s vendetta against me continues.
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🎶What a difference a day makes... 🎶
November 1, 2025 at 7:31 AM
🎶What a difference a day makes... 🎶
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NEWS! Keir Starmer demands to see trick-or-treaters' digital IDs buff.ly/w9jYl5q
Keir Starmer demands to see trick or treater’s digital IDs
Prime Minister Keir Starmer has refused to give out any sweets to trick or treaters this Halloween until they show him evidence of their digital ID, it’s been revealed.
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October 31, 2025 at 10:25 AM
NEWS! Keir Starmer demands to see trick-or-treaters' digital IDs buff.ly/w9jYl5q
These are all brilliant
🧵I've posted them before, but here's my thread of horror/kids' TV double-bill cinema posters. Happy Halloween...
#halloween #cinema #graphicdesign #poster
#halloween #cinema #graphicdesign #poster
October 31, 2025 at 10:03 AM
These are all brilliant
Wow, seems like an overreaction to allegations from someone he never met but paid £12m to for no reason
October 30, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Wow, seems like an overreaction to allegations from someone he never met but paid £12m to for no reason
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Call them cunts and tell them they get nothing. Spit in their stupid faces. Put extra Asians in the Christmas adverts and explicitly say you're doing it to fuck them off. Tell them *no* for once Jesus actual Christ lads. Not "this is unworkable" or "this is expensive". Just no.
October 30, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Call them cunts and tell them they get nothing. Spit in their stupid faces. Put extra Asians in the Christmas adverts and explicitly say you're doing it to fuck them off. Tell them *no* for once Jesus actual Christ lads. Not "this is unworkable" or "this is expensive". Just no.
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I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
October 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
Probably fine.
October 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Probably fine.
October 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Boxes of Roses and Whiskas for kittens,
Discounts on kettles and M&S mittens
That lovely young man who sang "fried onion rings"
I think non white people can advertise things
Discounts on kettles and M&S mittens
That lovely young man who sang "fried onion rings"
I think non white people can advertise things
October 26, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Boxes of Roses and Whiskas for kittens,
Discounts on kettles and M&S mittens
That lovely young man who sang "fried onion rings"
I think non white people can advertise things
Discounts on kettles and M&S mittens
That lovely young man who sang "fried onion rings"
I think non white people can advertise things
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Scroll down to the Major Events Timeline, and nothing will prepare you for what you'll see. I cannot believe it is real. www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-wh...
The White House Building
Every president since John Adams has occupied the White House, and the history of this building extends far beyond the construction of its walls. From the Ground Floor Corridor rooms, transformed from...
www.whitehouse.gov
October 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Scroll down to the Major Events Timeline, and nothing will prepare you for what you'll see. I cannot believe it is real. www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-wh...
I reckon Trump’s been reading Pepys’ diaries.
Intent upon my workmen, especially my joyners, who will make my dining room very pretty.
October 24, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I reckon Trump’s been reading Pepys’ diaries.
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Wake up, babe, the least subtle visual metaphor in history just dropped
October 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Wake up, babe, the least subtle visual metaphor in history just dropped