Michael Goode
@goodetrades.com
Penny stock trader. Short seller. Aficionado of stock fraud. AM in Cognitive Psychology. || Terms of use: http://goodetrades.com/terms-of-use
American Rebel #$AREB, a shitco's shitco, is doing a 1 for 20 reverse split Monday. They have a neat (stupid) provision where those with 100 shares will keep 100 shares. So if you buy tomorrow and sell Monday you can make 19x your money!* So stupid to dliute other holders for this.
January 30, 2026 at 2:34 AM
American Rebel #$AREB, a shitco's shitco, is doing a 1 for 20 reverse split Monday. They have a neat (stupid) provision where those with 100 shares will keep 100 shares. So if you buy tomorrow and sell Monday you can make 19x your money!* So stupid to dliute other holders for this.
So let's say you have reliable information (not known by market but not MNPI) that something very bad has a 75% chance of happening to a public company next week. If that bad thing happens the stock will drop 50% to 70%. Your info is very, very strong but not perfect.
January 29, 2026 at 1:34 AM
So let's say you have reliable information (not known by market but not MNPI) that something very bad has a 75% chance of happening to a public company next week. If that bad thing happens the stock will drop 50% to 70%. Your info is very, very strong but not perfect.
All I'm asking is for someone to make a true 4-way stretch silk woven fabric (with 6% to 8% elastane on both the warp and weft).
a cat with big eyes is looking at the camera with the words `` is that too much to ask for '' written below it .
Alt: a cat with big eyes is looking at the camera with the words `` is that too much to ask for '' written below it .
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2026 at 2:10 AM
All I'm asking is for someone to make a true 4-way stretch silk woven fabric (with 6% to 8% elastane on both the warp and weft).
I call it the iUpskirt! Perverts everywhere will appreciate it. Just stick one on your foot and easy upskirts videos and photos in the summer.
|| This is not legal or moral advice. This is topological advice.
|| This is not legal or moral advice. This is topological advice.
Oh my god! No! NO! STOP GIVING MEN HIDDEN CAMERAS!
January 24, 2026 at 2:20 PM
I call it the iUpskirt! Perverts everywhere will appreciate it. Just stick one on your foot and easy upskirts videos and photos in the summer.
|| This is not legal or moral advice. This is topological advice.
|| This is not legal or moral advice. This is topological advice.
Reposted by Michael Goode
India has 2x the weight in MSCI World vs. Latam, despite 60% of the GDP, largely due to valuation differentials
January 24, 2026 at 1:19 PM
India has 2x the weight in MSCI World vs. Latam, despite 60% of the GDP, largely due to valuation differentials
First ever unofficial Chicago FinSky meetup this coming Saturday at 8:30pm near the Sofitel. First 2 rounds of drinks on me. DM to RSVP.
January 19, 2026 at 5:14 PM
First ever unofficial Chicago FinSky meetup this coming Saturday at 8:30pm near the Sofitel. First 2 rounds of drinks on me. DM to RSVP.
Rare event today: SEC trading suspension of NYSE American-listed stock JM Group Limited $JMG. This is another China pump & dump; 95% of these have been Nasdaq-listed.
Reason: "because of potential manipulation in the securities of JMG"
www.sec.gov/files/litiga...
Reason: "because of potential manipulation in the securities of JMG"
www.sec.gov/files/litiga...
January 15, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Rare event today: SEC trading suspension of NYSE American-listed stock JM Group Limited $JMG. This is another China pump & dump; 95% of these have been Nasdaq-listed.
Reason: "because of potential manipulation in the securities of JMG"
www.sec.gov/files/litiga...
Reason: "because of potential manipulation in the securities of JMG"
www.sec.gov/files/litiga...
Belated post of my meal at Adam/Albin (1 Michelin star) in Stockholm last June. It was very good.
January 14, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Belated post of my meal at Adam/Albin (1 Michelin star) in Stockholm last June. It was very good.
Reposted by Michael Goode
My annual 2026 outlook is out. Get it now and also subscribe; I promise not to clutter up your inbox with any content whatsoever between tomorrow and 2027 quantian.substack.com/p/2026-marke...
2026 Market Outlook
Or, It's Just Gonna Suck For A While And Then You'll Be Fine
quantian.substack.com
January 6, 2026 at 12:28 AM
My annual 2026 outlook is out. Get it now and also subscribe; I promise not to clutter up your inbox with any content whatsoever between tomorrow and 2027 quantian.substack.com/p/2026-marke...
I thought for sure I would've created a template by now. Nope. Ugh 🤦♂️
January 5, 2026 at 8:49 PM
I thought for sure I would've created a template by now. Nope. Ugh 🤦♂️
2025 GoodeTrades Trading Review:
1. Holy shit I'm a bad trader. I lost money shorting Nasdaq microcap gappers last year (a great niche; only 11 trades)
2. I am good at finding tiny little niches that are insane easy, eg, one strat has 77% win rate, 31% avg win, -12% avg loss, -8.4% avg MAE on wins.
1. Holy shit I'm a bad trader. I lost money shorting Nasdaq microcap gappers last year (a great niche; only 11 trades)
2. I am good at finding tiny little niches that are insane easy, eg, one strat has 77% win rate, 31% avg win, -12% avg loss, -8.4% avg MAE on wins.
January 5, 2026 at 2:41 AM
2025 GoodeTrades Trading Review:
1. Holy shit I'm a bad trader. I lost money shorting Nasdaq microcap gappers last year (a great niche; only 11 trades)
2. I am good at finding tiny little niches that are insane easy, eg, one strat has 77% win rate, 31% avg win, -12% avg loss, -8.4% avg MAE on wins.
1. Holy shit I'm a bad trader. I lost money shorting Nasdaq microcap gappers last year (a great niche; only 11 trades)
2. I am good at finding tiny little niches that are insane easy, eg, one strat has 77% win rate, 31% avg win, -12% avg loss, -8.4% avg MAE on wins.
LLM coding agents are getting scary good
holy shit.
January 4, 2026 at 7:50 PM
LLM coding agents are getting scary good
Reposted by Michael Goode
in your 20s, you'll come across someone who's wrong online. it's very important than you spend the next 40 years of your life learning and arguing about this topic online long after they've moved on, built a career, and raised a family.
December 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
in your 20s, you'll come across someone who's wrong online. it's very important than you spend the next 40 years of your life learning and arguing about this topic online long after they've moved on, built a career, and raised a family.
If you are going to panic, panic first. Example 473, my covers on an unnamed stock recently (little blue arrows are my fills)
December 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
If you are going to panic, panic first. Example 473, my covers on an unnamed stock recently (little blue arrows are my fills)
Presidential pardons don't mean shit to a trio of ICC trial judges in The Hague.
“Since he was sworn back into office nearly a year ago, Donald Trump and several administration officials have already informally discussed the idea of preemptively pardoning an array of Trump advisers, policymakers, and others…
December 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Presidential pardons don't mean shit to a trio of ICC trial judges in The Hague.
We Goodes don't fuck around. (No clue if I am distantly related to Greg.)
Indiana Republican State Senator Greg Goode, a key swing vote who Trump attacked by name and was victim of swatting attempt, indicates he's voting no on mid-decade gerrymandering. Increases likelihood bill will fail. He denounces "Threats of primaries. Threats of violence. Acts of violence."
December 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
We Goodes don't fuck around. (No clue if I am distantly related to Greg.)
Slowly covering a short position is indistinguishable from manipulative bid support or accumulation by a long investor when looking solely at price action
December 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Slowly covering a short position is indistinguishable from manipulative bid support or accumulation by a long investor when looking solely at price action
Quote post with an album you'd rate a perfect 10/10
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Quote post with an album you'd rate a perfect 10/10
Fun part of #$ABTC -- nowhere in the company's SEC filings did they mention the 90-day lockup on the PIPE. There was originally not going to be a lockup but they added it at the last minute (causing one friend to not participate). So some people knew but it wasn't widely known (unlike most lockups)
Watching American Bitcoin $ABTC (Trump Kids backed) shareholders get absolutely bagged is very funny.
December 3, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Fun part of #$ABTC -- nowhere in the company's SEC filings did they mention the 90-day lockup on the PIPE. There was originally not going to be a lockup but they added it at the last minute (causing one friend to not participate). So some people knew but it wasn't widely known (unlike most lockups)
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
Happy Thanksgiving to all the other perverted Americans. 🦃🦃
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Happy Thanksgiving to all the other perverted Americans. 🦃🦃
One unexpected benefit of T+1 settlement: I didn't have to wire money to settle a margin call today because the due date on the margin call (11/26) was after today's trades settle.
(Not taking excessive risk; I was just short a low-priced stock and shorted too many shares.)
(Not taking excessive risk; I was just short a low-priced stock and shorted too many shares.)
November 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
One unexpected benefit of T+1 settlement: I didn't have to wire money to settle a margin call today because the due date on the margin call (11/26) was after today's trades settle.
(Not taking excessive risk; I was just short a low-priced stock and shorted too many shares.)
(Not taking excessive risk; I was just short a low-priced stock and shorted too many shares.)
#$MAMK MaxsMaking Inc got the SEC trading suspension over the weekend, before they got a chance to dump on anyone (big volume the end of October was almost certainly wash trading)
www.sec.gov/files/litiga...
www.sec.gov/files/litiga...
"because of potential manipulation in the securities of MAMK"
www.sec.gov/files/litiga...
www.sec.gov/files/litiga...
"because of potential manipulation in the securities of MAMK"
November 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
#$MAMK MaxsMaking Inc got the SEC trading suspension over the weekend, before they got a chance to dump on anyone (big volume the end of October was almost certainly wash trading)
www.sec.gov/files/litiga...
www.sec.gov/files/litiga...
"because of potential manipulation in the securities of MAMK"
www.sec.gov/files/litiga...
www.sec.gov/files/litiga...
"because of potential manipulation in the securities of MAMK"
Dinner Friday night at Next, Grant Achatz' other restaurant. They completely switched their theme every three to four times a year and they have been going for over a decade now. This menu was Space. It was very well put together and equal parts silly and earnest.
November 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Dinner Friday night at Next, Grant Achatz' other restaurant. They completely switched their theme every three to four times a year and they have been going for over a decade now. This menu was Space. It was very well put together and equal parts silly and earnest.