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@gods3rdfavorite.bsky.social
Hound of Hastur - She/It - 19 - System - Sometimes NSFW
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Hello, I’m 3, formerly Edible (@ CannibalForHire) on twitter, creator of the freak pictured below. I mostly shitpost and drop doodles, but I also like to talk about Malevolent podcast and system stuff :3
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Squeaky howls are the best 🐺
April 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Invest in a bilingual shepherd dog and start herding cats
February 6, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I hate the British but they kinda popped off with “nonce”
January 31, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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Malevolent from @malevolent.bsky.social is one of the best, most gripping horror stories I’ve ever encountered.

Also sometimes hilarious.
January 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
App store let me sort by games I can play in landscape mode that is literally all I want
January 19, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Growling and pacing my enclosure bc someone associated the King in Yellow with the Ceaseless Watcher like they have literally anything in common I’m going to start tearing up the floor
January 12, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I drew my goober like one of those crazy rainbow glitter 2020 pfps that’re trending lately and I’m not going to share it bc it’s an affront to god but I need to brag about how beautiful this monster energy can is
January 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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December 26, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Going to get diagnosed with lycanthropy to affirm my gender
December 27, 2024 at 12:45 AM
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People leave out mince pies and cookies for Santa, but the reindeer only get carrots. The only exception is Donner, who has dietary restrictions and gets a pass to eat the same kind of party food Santa does. Google "Donner pass party food" for more information
December 24, 2024 at 7:45 PM
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he had them apple color jeans coat w/ the fur
the whole house was
w/o a stir
he hit the snow
next thing u know
Santa said
hohohoho
hohohoho
December 24, 2024 at 10:30 PM
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i shouldn't have to wash the colander after making pasta. they were literally just in boiling water, they're the cleanest thing in the house
December 25, 2024 at 3:53 AM
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ive gotta (remembers i shouldnt say kms anymore) write a fic in parkour language
December 24, 2024 at 9:37 AM
Gingerbread decorating has gone very well
December 24, 2024 at 10:20 PM
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I am currently in a pocket dimension. Oh woops. No nevermind. I was, but now I’m not.
December 22, 2024 at 4:32 AM
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when a police man says hes going to give you a hot meal that means hell shoot you. the hot meal is a bullet. they call it Police mans dinner
December 23, 2024 at 7:11 PM
So when is someone going to write the Wolf359/Malevolent crossover and ship everyone’s favorite horrible fathers with beloved disembodied voices together
December 24, 2024 at 5:06 AM
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puppygirls be like: "ruff"

and all the other puppygirls be like: "that's so true,,,,"
December 23, 2024 at 12:13 AM
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December 17, 2024 at 4:55 PM
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nobel prizes only going to living scientists is so funny

like if he's so smart why's he DEAD
December 17, 2024 at 3:27 PM
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December 19, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Spencer Reid is so autism gender. To me.
December 17, 2024 at 5:15 AM
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will bluesky accept some furry-ified Malevolent characters? :)
December 15, 2024 at 9:47 PM