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J. Ashanti
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They/Them | I am actually a pumpkin disguised as a human. I make cookies and play MineCraft and the rest of my personality is Critical Role.
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AI Art and Music is garbage and theft. It is the embodiment of the instant gratification and laziness of our time.

Creativity is not bought and sent in a box for a specific talent and delivered to your door. It is a unique expression of one's passions.

Supporters of it need to get a fxcking hobby.
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Brother Gregor is concerned
February 2, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Um, hello? Is it me or are people choosing violence on the phone because it's Black History Month?
February 5, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Schedule adherence is starting at work.

I wouldn't be so fucking pissed if they had a clear message, training and SOP of how my job is changing.
February 3, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Idk what's worse honestly: the fact that NOW the Right and Independents that voted against their best interest finally get it, or that as they've realized it and are looking to actively change it, the GOP is trying to redline and block their imminent loss of power.
February 2, 2026 at 11:56 AM
If you can't skip work or school, avoid purchasing.
January 30, 2026 at 12:59 AM
So once again, Dems folded thanks to Schumer.
January 30, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.
January 29, 2026 at 4:33 PM
JPMorgan Chase and Bank of America Match $1,000 Trump Account Deposits for Employees

ground.news/article/jpmo...

Move your money to a credit union in your town whenever you can.
JPMorgan Chase and Bank of America Match $1,000 Trump Account Deposits for Employees
Bank of America and JPMorgan Chase are pledging to make a matching $1,000 contribution to their employees who open a Trump Account, a retirement savings plan announced by the White House last year for...
ground.news
January 28, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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We need to be loud, we need to be clear, ICE must be ABOLISHED!! No reform, No retraining, No acceptance, these people are lawless. Period
January 26, 2026 at 9:01 AM
My only hope is that them leaving is not because the Administration got what they wanted aka voter information
January 26, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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Oh she’s EXTORTING US.
Pam Bondi's conditions for Minnesota: 1) give us all your state data on your food programs, including SNAP 2) repeal all your sanctuary policies in the state (since it has led to "so much crime and violence") and 3) hand over your state voting rolls. Letter here: www.fox9.com/news/minneap...
Minneapolis shooting: AG Pam Bondi gives Gov. Walz conditions for ICE to leave Minnesota
www.fox9.com
January 25, 2026 at 3:06 AM
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Abolish ICE and prosecute everyone who stays in it from this day forward as members of a criminal conspiracy to commit murder.
January 24, 2026 at 6:49 PM
The seven Dems and their representative states who voted to fund ICE.

GET. THEM. OUT!
January 25, 2026 at 2:14 AM
It's interesting how quickly someone's privilege seems to spew from their keyboard at the first sign of inconvenience.

Yes, the funny cat video channel is posting about the atrocities happening in the US because they live there.
January 24, 2026 at 12:24 AM
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This how a lot of Non-Black Americans viewed America and now look at em
January 23, 2026 at 12:51 AM
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Y’all set alarms on off days? Lol
If you off today, hit that snooze button at least twice. You deserve it.
January 19, 2026 at 12:10 PM
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Gentle reminder to drink a glass of water! ⛲️🩵🚰🦔

#cuteart
January 19, 2026 at 11:32 AM
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They are planting people.

ICE or affiliated group places them amongst protesters to either make the protests seem violent or to gather information on the protesters. This guy got discovered and then ICE took him back.
January 18, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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Cartoonists, I’d love to hear your stories! For local resources, please check out @defend612.bsky.social
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January 16, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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Wanna know what I’m not?

Asleep.
January 17, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Had to take an impromptu rest fay after about a month of mandatory OT, two worked Saturdays in a row and On-Call.

Today's the last day of OT thank the STARS!
January 16, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Every time you delete cache and cookies, Scrooge McDuck and Cookie Monster cry and they don't know why.
January 15, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Ever been so tired you auto pilot off your alarms?

#exhausted
January 13, 2026 at 12:36 PM
The Snow Leopard (2 of 3) has had some bad tummy times.

I think it's time to switch her food.

She's kept dinner down so far.
January 9, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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You know how livid you gotta be to be a whole Caucasian man and refer to the “crackers” that are running rampant in your city? Whoever captured this deserves an honorary best documentary Oscar or something.
Five years ago, this great moment was captured on video:
January 7, 2026 at 5:56 AM