@goblingabs.bsky.social
politico by day professional goblin by night
I don’t crash out, I fight
I don’t crash out, I fight
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Doing this challenge called “January” where I try to make it through the whole month of January
January 4, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Doing this challenge called “January” where I try to make it through the whole month of January
The doll people are alive.
January 3, 2026 at 1:04 AM
The doll people are alive.
Christmas with a stitch poking out of you, unable to pick up your incredibly adorable little one doesn’t really feel like Christmas at all…
December 25, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Christmas with a stitch poking out of you, unable to pick up your incredibly adorable little one doesn’t really feel like Christmas at all…
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the robot trying to steal my job isn’t even good at it! it consumes like 1000 gallons of water to make a 6 minute podcast that’s aggressively wrong more than half time! i can make a much longer podcast using way less water. i don’t even shower on days that i’m writing.
New: When the Washington Post ran tests on its AI personalized podcasts, the paper found that between 68% and 84% (!!) of the pods had potential issues.
Still, the paper decided to release the product anyway, saying it would “iterate through the remaining issues”
www.semafor.com/article/12/1...
Still, the paper decided to release the product anyway, saying it would “iterate through the remaining issues”
www.semafor.com/article/12/1...
December 15, 2025 at 2:44 PM
the robot trying to steal my job isn’t even good at it! it consumes like 1000 gallons of water to make a 6 minute podcast that’s aggressively wrong more than half time! i can make a much longer podcast using way less water. i don’t even shower on days that i’m writing.
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"The movement has more allies than it realizes, and harnessing them could reshape its strategic horizon."
jacobin.com/2025/12/orga...
jacobin.com/2025/12/orga...
Labor Isn’t a Special Interest. It Promotes the Common Good.
Decades of data shows that nonworkers, including retirees and students, make up one of labor’s most consistently pro-union constituencies. The movement has more allies than it realizes, and harnessing...
jacobin.com
December 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
"The movement has more allies than it realizes, and harnessing them could reshape its strategic horizon."
jacobin.com/2025/12/orga...
jacobin.com/2025/12/orga...
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"I hear you and I accept that you're dying" will unfortunately be bouncing around the walls of my cavernous noggin like a DVD VIDEO screensaver for several months
August 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
"I hear you and I accept that you're dying" will unfortunately be bouncing around the walls of my cavernous noggin like a DVD VIDEO screensaver for several months
Worth it, me thinks. Very cute
August 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Worth it, me thinks. Very cute
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I don’t want to hear shit about “the shooter was trans” from a media that has spent the last two decades painting every radicalized white male shooter as a lone wolf
August 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I don’t want to hear shit about “the shooter was trans” from a media that has spent the last two decades painting every radicalized white male shooter as a lone wolf
Sunset Limited.
What are your "mood-less" movies, the films you can watch at any time in any situation without hesitation?
August 13, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Sunset Limited.
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What are your "mood-less" movies, the films you can watch at any time in any situation without hesitation?
August 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
What are your "mood-less" movies, the films you can watch at any time in any situation without hesitation?
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Don Chanito has been a Central Coast farm worker since 1979. He is proud of his US citizenship, but has concerns that so many people are being targeted simply for being brown and working hard. #WeFeedYou
July 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Don Chanito has been a Central Coast farm worker since 1979. He is proud of his US citizenship, but has concerns that so many people are being targeted simply for being brown and working hard. #WeFeedYou
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I can’t stop watching this
Coldplay's Chris Martin accidentally exposes astronomer CEO Andy Byron having an affair with his HR chief Kristin Cabot.
July 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I can’t stop watching this
I was thinking the same. Pretty sure Army regs were originally more strict, only allowing clear or French manis. I mean, ponytails weren’t allowed in the army until like 2014ish?
Not to say that the new regs aren’t ridiculous but, I can’t say I’m surprised.
Not to say that the new regs aren’t ridiculous but, I can’t say I’m surprised.
July 17, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I was thinking the same. Pretty sure Army regs were originally more strict, only allowing clear or French manis. I mean, ponytails weren’t allowed in the army until like 2014ish?
Not to say that the new regs aren’t ridiculous but, I can’t say I’m surprised.
Not to say that the new regs aren’t ridiculous but, I can’t say I’m surprised.
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From a French Revolution museum exhibit in Paris… they wore jewelry with guillotines… ahahaha
This is a pair of guillotine earrings with the heads of Marie Antoinette and King Louis XVI.
This is a pair of guillotine earrings with the heads of Marie Antoinette and King Louis XVI.
July 16, 2025 at 1:54 PM
From a French Revolution museum exhibit in Paris… they wore jewelry with guillotines… ahahaha
This is a pair of guillotine earrings with the heads of Marie Antoinette and King Louis XVI.
This is a pair of guillotine earrings with the heads of Marie Antoinette and King Louis XVI.
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“or at least rob the bank instead of mugging someone, the bank has air conditioning”
As temperatures soared past 100 degrees on Friday, police in the Yolo County city of Woodland begged residents to put crime on hold.
‘Please wait’: California police ask residents to pause crime during heatwave
As temperatures soared past 100 degrees on Friday, police in the Yolo County city of Woodland begged residents to put crime on hold.
bit.ly
July 12, 2025 at 3:06 PM
“or at least rob the bank instead of mugging someone, the bank has air conditioning”
@peteymca.bsky.social I think there are some new clients out there for ya.
July 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
@peteymca.bsky.social I think there are some new clients out there for ya.
@peteymca.bsky.social I think there are some new clients out there for ya.
July 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
@peteymca.bsky.social I think there are some new clients out there for ya.
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So, California needs to secede…
July 2, 2025 at 1:49 AM
So, California needs to secede…
My name is also Micah and I will show up at Chipotle the minute it opens. I wake up thinking about those goddamn yummy burritos.
June 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
My name is also Micah and I will show up at Chipotle the minute it opens. I wake up thinking about those goddamn yummy burritos.
I don’t care what the Supreme Court or anyone says.
If you make your kid opt out of classes for religious shit, your kid is gonna be bullied.
A classmate ten years ago opted out of Beowulf and I still don’t think she’s lived it down.
If you make your kid opt out of classes for religious shit, your kid is gonna be bullied.
A classmate ten years ago opted out of Beowulf and I still don’t think she’s lived it down.
June 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I don’t care what the Supreme Court or anyone says.
If you make your kid opt out of classes for religious shit, your kid is gonna be bullied.
A classmate ten years ago opted out of Beowulf and I still don’t think she’s lived it down.
If you make your kid opt out of classes for religious shit, your kid is gonna be bullied.
A classmate ten years ago opted out of Beowulf and I still don’t think she’s lived it down.
Shot, chaser
Just how I live my life 🙃
Just how I live my life 🙃
June 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Shot, chaser
Just how I live my life 🙃
Just how I live my life 🙃
The most mom thing is getting your son all prepped to go on a trail walk only to realize AFTER you’ve arrived and parked that you still have your slippers on 🙃
June 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The most mom thing is getting your son all prepped to go on a trail walk only to realize AFTER you’ve arrived and parked that you still have your slippers on 🙃
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girl fuck them kids and fuck you too
Tom Homan on how ICE agents are people just like you and me and we shouldn't be mean to them: "They're mothers and fathers too. They have children too. They have parents too."
June 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
girl fuck them kids and fuck you too