goblingabs.bsky.social
@goblingabs.bsky.social
politico by day professional goblin by night

I don’t crash out, I fight
Worth it, me thinks. Very cute
August 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I was thinking the same. Pretty sure Army regs were originally more strict, only allowing clear or French manis. I mean, ponytails weren’t allowed in the army until like 2014ish?

Not to say that the new regs aren’t ridiculous but, I can’t say I’m surprised.
July 17, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My name is also Micah and I will show up at Chipotle the minute it opens. I wake up thinking about those goddamn yummy burritos.
June 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM