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Rachel Machine
@goatqueen.bsky.social
· Feb 7
got back our engagement photos today, haven’t put together a batch to post a whole gallery yet and we don’t show our faces on this platform anyway but here are some that focus on the ring 🖤😊🖤
I absolutely love these 😭💕💍
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It was a really, really good decision to finally do a women's Blood & Guts match.
November 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
It was a really, really good decision to finally do a women's Blood & Guts match.
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I am living for Skye Blue #AEWBloodAndGuts
November 13, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I am living for Skye Blue #AEWBloodAndGuts
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Oh for the love of
Sharing, since I just googled these so I could leave angry voicemails telling these motherfuckers to hold the line
Schumer's DC office number: 202-224-6542
Gillibrand's DC office number: (202) 224-4451
Sharing, since I just googled these so I could leave angry voicemails telling these motherfuckers to hold the line
Schumer's DC office number: 202-224-6542
Gillibrand's DC office number: (202) 224-4451
Sounds like the squishes in the senate caucus are ready to pull the plug with no ACA changes. This is real. If you want to register your opinion you shld call yr senator in the next hour. They not only want to reopen w/nothing. They want cover from their colleagues who still want to hold out.
November 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Oh for the love of
Sharing, since I just googled these so I could leave angry voicemails telling these motherfuckers to hold the line
Schumer's DC office number: 202-224-6542
Gillibrand's DC office number: (202) 224-4451
Sharing, since I just googled these so I could leave angry voicemails telling these motherfuckers to hold the line
Schumer's DC office number: 202-224-6542
Gillibrand's DC office number: (202) 224-4451
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🗣️GIVE MY WIFE AND I OUR TEN DOLLARS, JACK
With all of the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame talk I just have to say: Jack White still owes me the $10 I had to pay for shipping of a TMR pressing that never was made and I’m going to be bitter at him until I get my money owed or that damn record I was promised.
November 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
🗣️GIVE MY WIFE AND I OUR TEN DOLLARS, JACK
With all of the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame talk I just have to say: Jack White still owes me the $10 I had to pay for shipping of a TMR pressing that never was made and I’m going to be bitter at him until I get my money owed or that damn record I was promised.
November 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
With all of the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame talk I just have to say: Jack White still owes me the $10 I had to pay for shipping of a TMR pressing that never was made and I’m going to be bitter at him until I get my money owed or that damn record I was promised.
Bracing myself for feeling real crummy tonight from the flu & covid shots. I’m getting oral surgery on Monday so I figured might as well feel shitty ahead of feeling super shitty after recovering from all that.
October 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Bracing myself for feeling real crummy tonight from the flu & covid shots. I’m getting oral surgery on Monday so I figured might as well feel shitty ahead of feeling super shitty after recovering from all that.
The kitchen nightmares sound effect keeps going off in this waiting room. I don’t know from where. Never a dull trip to the cardiologist lmaooo
October 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The kitchen nightmares sound effect keeps going off in this waiting room. I don’t know from where. Never a dull trip to the cardiologist lmaooo
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lil cinnamon roll
October 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
lil cinnamon roll
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Tony Khan having a sign on his door themed after the TimeCop logo is SENDING ME. 🤼♂️
October 8, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Tony Khan having a sign on his door themed after the TimeCop logo is SENDING ME. 🤼♂️
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fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:
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October 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:
help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/
tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...
help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/
tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...
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dudes it is really something else that the president of the united states of america can go “I will shut this country down” over trans people and a bunch of people posing as his opposition will say “well what can you do” while preparing to push us into the woodchipper.
September 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
dudes it is really something else that the president of the united states of america can go “I will shut this country down” over trans people and a bunch of people posing as his opposition will say “well what can you do” while preparing to push us into the woodchipper.
Once again the youngest person in the cardiologist office. Surrounded by old people coughing like ipad kids & it’s smelling wildly offensive in here. I think the rapture did happen and this is hell.
September 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Once again the youngest person in the cardiologist office. Surrounded by old people coughing like ipad kids & it’s smelling wildly offensive in here. I think the rapture did happen and this is hell.
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I think Tony Khan's real motive to putting Danielson on commentary is making him lose his mind to incredible matches inches away from him until he goes "You know what, I don't need to walk when I'm 60" and comes back to wrestling. He's trying to get him to relapse.
September 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I think Tony Khan's real motive to putting Danielson on commentary is making him lose his mind to incredible matches inches away from him until he goes "You know what, I don't need to walk when I'm 60" and comes back to wrestling. He's trying to get him to relapse.
My responsible past self set up an appointment for a Tilt Table Test in the early morning because they specified that I shouldn’t eat or drink anything 4 hours beforehand. Unfortunately current me is going to get up in a few hours to do this procedure that i’ve been nervous about for months. Weeee!
September 19, 2025 at 5:47 AM
My responsible past self set up an appointment for a Tilt Table Test in the early morning because they specified that I shouldn’t eat or drink anything 4 hours beforehand. Unfortunately current me is going to get up in a few hours to do this procedure that i’ve been nervous about for months. Weeee!
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In our fictional dystopia for NIN’s “Year Zero,” Hollywood had been destroyed and rebuilt in Florida where it was strictly regulated by the state & overseen by Evangelical groups, so news was state propaganda and entertainment was sanitized pro-Christian content approved by the US Bureau of Morality
September 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
In our fictional dystopia for NIN’s “Year Zero,” Hollywood had been destroyed and rebuilt in Florida where it was strictly regulated by the state & overseen by Evangelical groups, so news was state propaganda and entertainment was sanitized pro-Christian content approved by the US Bureau of Morality
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It’s simple:
- News bloopers
- unlikely animal friendships
Everything else fuckin SUCKS
- News bloopers
- unlikely animal friendships
Everything else fuckin SUCKS
September 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
It’s simple:
- News bloopers
- unlikely animal friendships
Everything else fuckin SUCKS
- News bloopers
- unlikely animal friendships
Everything else fuckin SUCKS
opening first act for Poppy are very anti capitalist which I dig but also see the irony in myself with how much I have spent over the years on her merch/tix lol
September 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM
opening first act for Poppy are very anti capitalist which I dig but also see the irony in myself with how much I have spent over the years on her merch/tix lol
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counterpoint: these exact same losers say the exact same thing every time anybody talks back or puts a girl in a video game or whatever so i don't think the liberal urge to performatively flinch at the canned backlash is a useful reflex in 2025
Very, very bad stuff coming from leading right-wingers
September 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
counterpoint: these exact same losers say the exact same thing every time anybody talks back or puts a girl in a video game or whatever so i don't think the liberal urge to performatively flinch at the canned backlash is a useful reflex in 2025
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it’s a beautiful day to shut the fuck up
September 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
it’s a beautiful day to shut the fuck up
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“I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.” -Charlie Kirk
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September 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
“I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.” -Charlie Kirk
newsweek.com/charlie-kirk-s…
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my mom didn’t post anything about her only child getting married but no hesitation posted about getting some beer cheese
September 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
my mom didn’t post anything about her only child getting married but no hesitation posted about getting some beer cheese