Gnomey the Pirate Lover
@gnomeymcgnomerson.bsky.social
Loving my wife, garden gnomes, animals, and a little (okay, a LOT of) online shopping | A Bi-Sexual, Xennial, Narcoleptic with AuDHD, Anxiety, and several I 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 you’ve never heard of.
Just a Fannibal Canyonite into Gentlebeard.
#OFMD #Crew4Life 🖤🏴☠️🖤
Just a Fannibal Canyonite into Gentlebeard.
#OFMD #Crew4Life 🖤🏴☠️🖤
Pinned
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet:
www.404media.co/declassified...
www.404media.co/declassified...
Declassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly Viral
The World War II-era "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" is full of steps that office workers can take to resist leadership.
www.404media.co
This could wind up being the most important thing I’ve ever reposted…
h/t to @alicia-bh.bsky.social for sharing!
h/t to @alicia-bh.bsky.social for sharing!
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I liked it better the way I heard a cardiologist say it: “The good news is it appears to be quite difficult to kill you.”
August 30, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I liked it better the way I heard a cardiologist say it: “The good news is it appears to be quite difficult to kill you.”
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source: compassionatereminders on Tumblr
August 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
source: compassionatereminders on Tumblr
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August 3, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
None of this would have happened if we had just punished the Confederacy.
July 26, 2025 at 1:38 PM
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
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![[first day at Domino's]
Manager: oh and one more thing: don't f*ck the pizzas
Me: haha
Asst Manager: seriously, don't f*ck them
Cook: don't f*ck the pizzas dude
Me: I'm n-
Customer: that guy's not gonna f*ck my pizza is he?
Manager: not if he wants to keep his job he won't](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lxm3v43kiuo4gdun45a4zivh/bafkreihcqfdtegus5zfua26v7mc4rvvkanxgv22cuo3xmksea6dke6tzs4@jpeg)
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I swear that I could have an axe stuck in my forehead, and my doctor would just be like, "Let's wait and see how this progresses. Come back in 5 months if you don't die. "
July 16, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I swear that I could have an axe stuck in my forehead, and my doctor would just be like, "Let's wait and see how this progresses. Come back in 5 months if you don't die. "
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🎵 if you're happy and you know it 🎵 WTF... tell me how
July 16, 2025 at 12:01 PM
🎵 if you're happy and you know it 🎵 WTF... tell me how
I’ve been saying this for DECADES. lol
![The Onion
@theonion
Cost of living now outweighs benefits
[pic of guy with face in his hands]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lxm3v43kiuo4gdun45a4zivh/bafkreic56wygvykahdxr5zwri5z7lwoumytca5jncmhxdaeyfnn2udnqa4@jpeg)
July 16, 2025 at 10:29 AM
I’ve been saying this for DECADES. lol
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![@feraljokes on x
This reads different if you were unaware there was a film called Heat
@cinemascene4
al pacino in heat
[pics of al pacino - one where he looks feral]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lxm3v43kiuo4gdun45a4zivh/bafkreif37kaxcwii2p3rglovnhbyggvayf6ofupl46w52attnmm2ztznda@jpeg)
It’s stuff like this that reminds me why David Cross was one of my favorite comedians in the 90s.
MAGA Voter regret - Brilliant David Cross 💫😎💫👏💫💙💫
July 16, 2025 at 10:18 AM
It’s stuff like this that reminds me why David Cross was one of my favorite comedians in the 90s.
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"You can be anybody you wanna be. "
Wrong. That's identify theft.
Wrong. That's identify theft.
July 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
"You can be anybody you wanna be. "
Wrong. That's identify theft.
Wrong. That's identify theft.
Hard core facts right there…
What doesn't kill you sticks around until you wish it had
July 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Hard core facts right there…
✨Rant Time✨
Ableism…So last week I had to get a scan at one of the local Hospitals for one of my specialists (don’t worry, it was for follow up). The hospital in question is 𝒉𝒖𝒈𝒆; way too large for me to walk to any one place. I need a wheel chair. At the front, they have chairs and people…
(1/3)
Ableism…So last week I had to get a scan at one of the local Hospitals for one of my specialists (don’t worry, it was for follow up). The hospital in question is 𝒉𝒖𝒈𝒆; way too large for me to walk to any one place. I need a wheel chair. At the front, they have chairs and people…
(1/3)
July 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
✨Rant Time✨
Ableism…So last week I had to get a scan at one of the local Hospitals for one of my specialists (don’t worry, it was for follow up). The hospital in question is 𝒉𝒖𝒈𝒆; way too large for me to walk to any one place. I need a wheel chair. At the front, they have chairs and people…
(1/3)
Ableism…So last week I had to get a scan at one of the local Hospitals for one of my specialists (don’t worry, it was for follow up). The hospital in question is 𝒉𝒖𝒈𝒆; way too large for me to walk to any one place. I need a wheel chair. At the front, they have chairs and people…
(1/3)
***𝑳𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝑷𝒐𝒔𝒕***
My wife and I celebrated the 𝒕𝒘𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒚-𝒇𝒊𝒇𝒕𝒉 𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒂𝒓𝒚 of our Commitment Ceremony! That anniversary (we have three on two separate days) was actually on the 1st but, we each took the 3rd off to celebrate during a long weekend! We travelled to Clear Creak Metro Park in Hocking Hills!
My wife and I celebrated the 𝒕𝒘𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒚-𝒇𝒊𝒇𝒕𝒉 𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒂𝒓𝒚 of our Commitment Ceremony! That anniversary (we have three on two separate days) was actually on the 1st but, we each took the 3rd off to celebrate during a long weekend! We travelled to Clear Creak Metro Park in Hocking Hills!
July 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
***𝑳𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝑷𝒐𝒔𝒕***
My wife and I celebrated the 𝒕𝒘𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒚-𝒇𝒊𝒇𝒕𝒉 𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒂𝒓𝒚 of our Commitment Ceremony! That anniversary (we have three on two separate days) was actually on the 1st but, we each took the 3rd off to celebrate during a long weekend! We travelled to Clear Creak Metro Park in Hocking Hills!
My wife and I celebrated the 𝒕𝒘𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒚-𝒇𝒊𝒇𝒕𝒉 𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒂𝒓𝒚 of our Commitment Ceremony! That anniversary (we have three on two separate days) was actually on the 1st but, we each took the 3rd off to celebrate during a long weekend! We travelled to Clear Creak Metro Park in Hocking Hills!
How the fuck did I wind up in this dystopian timeline?
I mean Dystopian Fiction used to be my jam! That was the /only/ thing I read for /years/!!
I haven’t picked up any Dystopian Fiction since about 2017 because I don’t need to read a “fiction” that has become real life.
I mean Dystopian Fiction used to be my jam! That was the /only/ thing I read for /years/!!
I haven’t picked up any Dystopian Fiction since about 2017 because I don’t need to read a “fiction” that has become real life.
EXCLUSIVE: The Department of Homeland Security, with help from DOGE, has rolled out a tool that purports to be able to check the citizenship status of almost all Americans.
The Trump administration is building a national citizenship data system
The Department of Homeland Security, with help from DOGE, has rolled out a tool that purports to be able to check the citizenship status of almost all Americans.
n.pr
June 29, 2025 at 2:33 PM
How the fuck did I wind up in this dystopian timeline?
I mean Dystopian Fiction used to be my jam! That was the /only/ thing I read for /years/!!
I haven’t picked up any Dystopian Fiction since about 2017 because I don’t need to read a “fiction” that has become real life.
I mean Dystopian Fiction used to be my jam! That was the /only/ thing I read for /years/!!
I haven’t picked up any Dystopian Fiction since about 2017 because I don’t need to read a “fiction” that has become real life.
Good info folks!
Melanin offers some protection from the sun, but dermatologists say that isn’t enough on its own. Here are tips on choosing and using sunscreen if you have darker skin.
bit.ly/4nrzXRg
bit.ly/4nrzXRg
June 29, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Good info folks!
Late Post!
My wife and I at Pride two weeks ago (We were sitting at my employer’s booth handing out swag) and me at my Birthday Breakfast with my wife one week ago!
My wife and I at Pride two weeks ago (We were sitting at my employer’s booth handing out swag) and me at my Birthday Breakfast with my wife one week ago!
June 29, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Late Post!
My wife and I at Pride two weeks ago (We were sitting at my employer’s booth handing out swag) and me at my Birthday Breakfast with my wife one week ago!
My wife and I at Pride two weeks ago (We were sitting at my employer’s booth handing out swag) and me at my Birthday Breakfast with my wife one week ago!
I’m not giving my view on the war between Israel and Palestine but, this is fucking hilarious no matter what opinion you have on the subject…
Rod Stewart's going to have so much piss thrown at him at Glastonbury they should replace him with R Kelly.
June 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I’m not giving my view on the war between Israel and Palestine but, this is fucking hilarious no matter what opinion you have on the subject…
What the ever loving fuck is this shit?!?
It shouldn’t be MAGA it should be MAWA (Make America White Again)
Not that it ever was. Shit, Europeans STOLE the land from Native Americans!
I’m so disgusted right now…
www.blackenterprise.com/son-us-soldi...
It shouldn’t be MAGA it should be MAWA (Make America White Again)
Not that it ever was. Shit, Europeans STOLE the land from Native Americans!
I’m so disgusted right now…
www.blackenterprise.com/son-us-soldi...
Son Of U.S. Soldier Left Without Citizenship, Deported To Jamaica
Born on a US base, a soldier’s son is stateless. Deported to Jamaica, Jermaine Thomas' case sparks a heated debate over citizenship.
www.blackenterprise.com
June 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
What the ever loving fuck is this shit?!?
It shouldn’t be MAGA it should be MAWA (Make America White Again)
Not that it ever was. Shit, Europeans STOLE the land from Native Americans!
I’m so disgusted right now…
www.blackenterprise.com/son-us-soldi...
It shouldn’t be MAGA it should be MAWA (Make America White Again)
Not that it ever was. Shit, Europeans STOLE the land from Native Americans!
I’m so disgusted right now…
www.blackenterprise.com/son-us-soldi...