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Gnomey the Pirate Lover
@gnomeymcgnomerson.bsky.social
Loving my wife, garden gnomes, animals, and a little (okay, a LOT of) online shopping | A Bi-Sexual, Xennial, Narcoleptic with AuDHD, Anxiety, and several I 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 you’ve never heard of.

Just a Fannibal Canyonite into Gentlebeard.

#OFMD #Crew4Life 🖤🏴‍☠️🖤
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I liked it better the way I heard a cardiologist say it: “The good news is it appears to be quite difficult to kill you.”
August 30, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I reply with, “well you’ve seen my chart…I hope.”
August 6, 2025 at 9:14 AM
I wish pain relief gels worked for me. I have yet to find one. Any suggestions?
August 6, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Fuck the haters. I love your content! I’m sure they’re just trolls. 🧌
August 6, 2025 at 8:56 AM
But not wearing deodorant is my way of punching back! I jest.
August 3, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Do you know how much it costs to rent a mineshaft?!? To rich for my blood. 😂
August 1, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Agreed! I was scrolling and as soon as I saw his eyes knew who it was and I may have audibly moaned. 😂
August 1, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Ooh, I know that answer, at least in my network. I asked about that one time. Nurses verify the prescriptions for the doctor but, the doctor is the only one that can permanently make the change. So your file is correct with the temp change but, your online profile remains incorrect.
July 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
If all of my docs accept for one weren’t in the same network I would do the same thing. As it is, I can always tell when the nurse gets to the part of the intake where they review my meds. Their eyes always get really wide, they start scrolling and then say, “Wow, you have a lot of prescriptions!” 🙄
July 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Oof, stop peepin my life! LOL
July 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Well damn, you got to give people warning if it is to be a healthy day…have to psych the body up in advance! 😂
July 26, 2025 at 1:41 PM
A few? I’m penciling in one daily. I already had today’s one early, so that I can be productive the rest of the day. LOL
a pink starfish with a face and the words todays the day below it
ALT: a pink starfish with a face and the words todays the day below it
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July 26, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Ah, I see. Yeah, I think we’ve hit them all too. Sometimes I wish there were additional reactions to the heart because I agree but, don’t LOVE that I agree.
July 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Are you sure we’re at #6??? I would say we’re at 𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒕 at #13…
Possibly even 14 but, that can’t be proven…yet…
July 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
That’s 𝒏𝒐𝒕 a gen z thing. Xennial over here…that stare is 𝒂𝒕 𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒕 as old as gen X…I’d venture to guess it’s much older than that…
July 19, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I’m in menopause and why was I today years old when I found this out????!!!!????
July 19, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Happy birthday! As a 47 year old with a lot of past trauma, I can honestly say that my 40s have been the best decade so far. My mom said her 50s were the best. I’m excited (and frankly astonished I’ve made it this far) to see what my 50s bring. ☺️
July 18, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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July 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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