GLOSS
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LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE is what I'd say if I did anything worthwhile with my life
He’s gonna have her arrested for the capitol pipebombing and I will never stop laughing for the rest of eternity
November 15, 2025 at 3:08 AM
He’s gonna have her arrested for the capitol pipebombing and I will never stop laughing for the rest of eternity
My "Donald Trump Is Very Healthy" shirt has many people asking questions already answered by the shirt
JD Vance: "I serve under Donald Trump, who is very healthy. If I served under Joe Biden, I'd probably be worried every minute of every day that he was gonna croak and that I'd have to become president."
November 14, 2025 at 3:30 AM
My "Donald Trump Is Very Healthy" shirt has many people asking questions already answered by the shirt
That’s my alma mater baybeeeeee
November 13, 2025 at 10:28 AM
That’s my alma mater baybeeeeee
Pulled my second ever 1/1 and it's a Leaf while the Bruins are playing them, the hockey gods are playing with me
November 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Pulled my second ever 1/1 and it's a Leaf while the Bruins are playing them, the hockey gods are playing with me
@f29.bsky.social pulled a Tavares printing plate during Bruins/Leafs is this anything?
November 9, 2025 at 2:22 AM
@f29.bsky.social pulled a Tavares printing plate during Bruins/Leafs is this anything?
Absolutely bewildered how I ended up on the Minnesota United FC mailing list
November 6, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Absolutely bewildered how I ended up on the Minnesota United FC mailing list
Whoever in AEW comes out wearing a Mamdani shirt tonight on Dynamite will get an instant merch purchase from me
November 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Whoever in AEW comes out wearing a Mamdani shirt tonight on Dynamite will get an instant merch purchase from me
He heard someone talking about having a Costco card and just figured that’s how all shopping works didn’t he?
Trump: "It's time for Republicans to do what they have to do and that's terminate the filibuster ... we should start tonight with 'the country's open, congratulations,' then we should pass voted ID, we should pass no mail in voting ... you go to a grocery store, you have to give ID."
November 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
He heard someone talking about having a Costco card and just figured that’s how all shopping works didn’t he?
I can't decide what's gonna radicalize people more: the government shutdown or the Youtube/Disney beef
November 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I can't decide what's gonna radicalize people more: the government shutdown or the Youtube/Disney beef
This is why I could never attend a winner take all Game 7, I'd be in a puddle of my own piss in the fetal position right now if I were there live
November 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
This is why I could never attend a winner take all Game 7, I'd be in a puddle of my own piss in the fetal position right now if I were there live
This game needs to intersect with Daylight Savings rolling back just because
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
This game needs to intersect with Daylight Savings rolling back just because
Suicide squeeze walkoff for maximum chaos
November 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Suicide squeeze walkoff for maximum chaos
I did it, I finished a video game
October 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I did it, I finished a video game
Thinking about how in about a month, we’ll have sold my parents house and at that point how I will basically have no responsibilities outside of keeping myself alive (by making money at work) and it’s kinda weird…
October 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Thinking about how in about a month, we’ll have sold my parents house and at that point how I will basically have no responsibilities outside of keeping myself alive (by making money at work) and it’s kinda weird…
My timeline this morning was mostly BASEBALL~!!!1! and one other person complaining their entire timeline was BASEBALL~!!!1!
October 28, 2025 at 1:25 PM
My timeline this morning was mostly BASEBALL~!!!1! and one other person complaining their entire timeline was BASEBALL~!!!1!
Garrett looks disgruntled, maybe he needs a change of scenery, he seems to like playing in Foxboro though maybe that could help sway things
October 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Garrett looks disgruntled, maybe he needs a change of scenery, he seems to like playing in Foxboro though maybe that could help sway things
Reposted by GLOSS
Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Willem Dafoe
Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Willem Dafoe
ATLANTA—Saying the novelty decoration would add the perfect touch to Halloween yard displays, the Home Depot announced Friday it had begun selling a new 12-foot-tall Willem Dafoe in stores nationwide....
theonion.com
October 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Willem Dafoe
Every now and then I remember how I absolutely do not miss fantasy football after not being able to fill the league I ran for 18 years a few years ago and fully quit altogether, I can just enjoy football and not worry about some dude on a team I hate getting a TD or some shit
October 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Every now and then I remember how I absolutely do not miss fantasy football after not being able to fill the league I ran for 18 years a few years ago and fully quit altogether, I can just enjoy football and not worry about some dude on a team I hate getting a TD or some shit
I can't believe that someone got thrown into that cake, that never happens on a wrestling show #AEWDynamite
October 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I can't believe that someone got thrown into that cake, that never happens on a wrestling show #AEWDynamite
Broke: the next president tearing down the new ballroom Trump is defacing the White House with.
Woke: turning it into the Rainbow Room and adorning it with the gayest (positive) decorations you can find.
Woke: turning it into the Rainbow Room and adorning it with the gayest (positive) decorations you can find.
October 22, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Broke: the next president tearing down the new ballroom Trump is defacing the White House with.
Woke: turning it into the Rainbow Room and adorning it with the gayest (positive) decorations you can find.
Woke: turning it into the Rainbow Room and adorning it with the gayest (positive) decorations you can find.
Trying to decide when you cross the line from “they’re still affectionate and aware, it’d be cruel to put them down” to “they’re obviously not healthy, it’d be cruel not to put them down” with a pet is absolutely brutal to deal with
October 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Trying to decide when you cross the line from “they’re still affectionate and aware, it’d be cruel to put them down” to “they’re obviously not healthy, it’d be cruel not to put them down” with a pet is absolutely brutal to deal with
so like, TwitchCon is probably dead after this year huh?
October 20, 2025 at 12:39 AM
so like, TwitchCon is probably dead after this year huh?
Drake Maye is a treasure
October 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Drake Maye is a treasure