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LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE is what I'd say if I did anything worthwhile with my life
My "Never Will Have a TikTok Account" stance looking pretty good right about now....
January 24, 2026 at 12:45 AM
This is the most “Time for your meds, peepaw” I’ve ever seen Trump he absolutely has no sanity left
January 20, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Actual level of hell
I am currently standing five feet from Tim Tebow, who is chatting with Marco Rubio, and to my other side it’s Michael Irvin chatting with Stephen A. Smith.

A lot going on at the moment on the Miami sideline.
January 20, 2026 at 12:12 AM
My mom was the single biggest Patriots fan I knew, so for them to be potentially be returning the Super Bowl this year when absolutely no one expected them to is hitting me in the feels a little bit
January 18, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Reading between the lines on this: the World Cup boycott is gonna be real and they’re actually embarrassed there’s gonna be half filled stadiums for their premier event they’re charging a bazillion dollars for and thus will have less money to swim around in like Scrooge McDuck
January 18, 2026 at 2:37 PM
A world where Jarrett Stidham: Super Bowl QB is a thing cannot exist
January 18, 2026 at 2:31 AM
God if the Patriots somehow make it out of tomorrow's game the schedule merchant storyline is never gonna end is it?
January 18, 2026 at 2:29 AM
So the Sox rotation is actually really good now and deep as hell and their lineup is still a 2nd year guy and a bunch of meh, if they can flip some pitching for an infielder with pop they may be back on track
January 14, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Man running world's largest CSAM creation site wants future where holograms are real and can be directly interacted with
"We want to make Star Trek real," said Elon Musk.

"We want to make Starfleet Academy real so that it's not always science fiction, but one day the science fiction turns to science fact."
January 13, 2026 at 11:12 PM
The reason the baby boom happened back in the day is because the Nazis were defeated. Right now, the Nazis are in control, so the best way to increase the birthrate is defeating the Nazis again.
leftist plan to increase the birthrate:

- universal health care
- free child care
- better paid family leave
- better workforce protections so they can't lay you off while you're pregnant and be like "no it was for something else i swear"

ok i did it

www.npr.org/2026/01/12/n...
As birthrates tumble, some progressives say the left needs to offer ideas and solutions
The US and other countries face aging, shrinking populations. Conservatives have shaped debate over the issue. Some liberals say it's time for progressives to weigh in.
www.npr.org
January 13, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Today I found out Pat McAfee started posting here and if the fact that the sport grifters are starting to populate here during sporting events doesn’t show you this place has the sports juice I dunno what to tell you
January 13, 2026 at 12:28 PM
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IT'S BEEN SO LONG, PATRIOTS
January 12, 2026 at 4:09 AM
If you don’t stop calling him a murderer, we’re just gonna have to murder more people until you stop saying we’re murdering people.
Homan: "We gotta stop the hateful rhetoric. Saying this officer is a murderer is dangerous. It's just ridiculous. It's gonna infuriate people more which means there's gonna be more incidents like this."
January 11, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Roman Anthony about to put up Barry Bonds numbers (walked 300 times because the rest of the lineup is dogshit)
January 11, 2026 at 12:01 PM
A surprising amount of hats for Khuds considering that’s the second hatty for the Bruins today
January 10, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Watching @minimatt.bsky.social with his SuperMattFest marathon and figured Dooley from the Bazaar needed to match
January 9, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Hey @govpressoffice.gov.ca.gov if you wanna get a jump on the upcoming election you should be issuing a warrant for the arrest of Elon Musk for the distribution of CSAM today
January 5, 2026 at 12:47 PM
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POV: u posted a little joke on blue sky. com
December 6, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Happy #AGDQ Day to all who celebrate, maybe next year I may bring myself to attend one in person
January 4, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Started the new year by eating it on some ice and screwing my shoulder up, we are rocking already baby
January 1, 2026 at 10:31 AM
I got a nameless yellow 11 jersey after Devers got traded for $15 so this is acceptable to me
Marcelo Mayer is switching from number 39 to 11

Nate Eaton is switching from number 40 to 18
December 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Mods? MODS?!?
December 30, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Man when you’re a good enough poster that even dril follows you, you’re doing something right. RIP MikeF, the world’s worse without you
December 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Made the mistake of opening up Twitter and got flashbanged by a supposed Jayson Tatum fan openly rooting against the Celtics because he feels their success (and specifically Jaylen Bronwn) lessens Tatum's own accomplishments and I hate that I now know a person like this exists
December 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Baby Jesus Skeleton https://theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-new-12-foot-tall-baby-jesus-skele-1851069460/
December 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM