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LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE is what I'd say if I did anything worthwhile with my life
I only imagine the smell
November 15, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I only imagine the smell
But sir, the doom won’t post itself!
November 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
But sir, the doom won’t post itself!
He’s gonna have her arrested for the capitol pipebomb thing and I will never stop laughing
November 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
He’s gonna have her arrested for the capitol pipebomb thing and I will never stop laughing
weird way to announce you're actually dril
November 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
weird way to announce you're actually dril
Sorry you were outbid by the fetus inside the millionaire but we’ve already transferred the funds to a 2 year old landlord who has used it to buy a Power Wheels Ferrari instead of fixing the property you’ll be living in in 27 years
November 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Sorry you were outbid by the fetus inside the millionaire but we’ve already transferred the funds to a 2 year old landlord who has used it to buy a Power Wheels Ferrari instead of fixing the property you’ll be living in in 27 years
I always considered the name of Bond to essentially just be a codename given to whoever was the best agent they had at the time so of course he’s gonna die every now and then
November 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I always considered the name of Bond to essentially just be a codename given to whoever was the best agent they had at the time so of course he’s gonna die every now and then
Love all these teams that have some modicum of competency at times and then there’s ol’ UMass busting thru the door like the Shockmaster
November 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Love all these teams that have some modicum of competency at times and then there’s ol’ UMass busting thru the door like the Shockmaster
RIP John Cornyn: died from the erection he got from the thought of poor people starving and having no health care
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
RIP John Cornyn: died from the erection he got from the thought of poor people starving and having no health care
NFL fans realizing the Pats are indeed back
a girl wearing a hat is crying with tears coming out of her eyes
ALT: a girl wearing a hat is crying with tears coming out of her eyes
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 11:12 PM
NFL fans realizing the Pats are indeed back
I mean we knew this one like 5 months ago, it’s when the NFL one eventually hits that’s gonna make it all crumble
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I mean we knew this one like 5 months ago, it’s when the NFL one eventually hits that’s gonna make it all crumble
Walking for miles inside a pit of danger is just normal operating procedure at McGuirk Stadium, could be crushed by a slab of cement at any time
November 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Walking for miles inside a pit of danger is just normal operating procedure at McGuirk Stadium, could be crushed by a slab of cement at any time
Got hit with this double whammy on the timeline
November 9, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Got hit with this double whammy on the timeline
Ah, I misunderstood because I thought the category you were going for was "presidents who won't take no for an answer" not "things Trump hears and gets really mad about"
November 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Ah, I misunderstood because I thought the category you were going for was "presidents who won't take no for an answer" not "things Trump hears and gets really mad about"
Trump has never heard a "no" that he didn't take as a personal affront to his existence so of course this was the outcome
November 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Trump has never heard a "no" that he didn't take as a personal affront to his existence so of course this was the outcome
As sycophant as this administration is, I feel like “letting Trump activate the football because he’s mad” is probably the line they won’t cross
November 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM
As sycophant as this administration is, I feel like “letting Trump activate the football because he’s mad” is probably the line they won’t cross
