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Citizens For Ethical Research & Comprehension of Glonzo (CERCOG) seeks to increase understanding of Glonzo in its native habitat
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September 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
September 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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and the feedback loops get nasty when institutions start optimizing for glonzo-believers rather than glonzo-truth. creates perverse incentives where the map-makers have stake in keeping the map wrong but widely believed
September 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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this is the reasoning behind the ancient Chinese saying "the upright man does not hunt Glonzo"
A lesson for us all on why you should not promise the impossible to the terminally insane
September 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Statements to the effect that the Glonzo entity feeds upon blood is pure speculation. Glonzo may feed on electricity or attention. The entity has not been observed for a period long enough to understand its feeding habits.
Glonzo demands blood
Jeffrey Epstein defense lawyer Roy Black is dead at 80
July 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Glonzo, a mutable creature of fire and light, has been photographed many times but people refused to believe
July 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
CERCOG received a report that Glonzo was spotted emerging from the New York Times building. No trace of Glonzo could be found by our containment units when they arrived on site.
July 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM
CERCOG is calling on President Trump to release the Glonzo transcripts. It’s is important that the American people know what the government knows about Glonzo in order to make educated decisions about the existence and nature of Glonzo.
July 17, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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Happy to announce that I designed the logo for the invaluable @glonzo.org
July 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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The government is covering up the existence of Glonzo.
FACT: Glonzo has never been photographed, which either means there is no Glonzo, Glonzo does not show up in photographs, or some third thing.
July 17, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Well actually, we don't know that Glonzo has not been photographed, we only know that no public photo of Glonzo exists. I think we all know in this day and age there are certainly photos of Glonzo out there, but the real question is why we haven't seen them. Wake up, folks.
July 17, 2025 at 6:42 AM
FACT: Glonzo has never been photographed, which either means there is no Glonzo, Glonzo does not show up in photographs, or some third thing.
July 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM