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Dave "Glen" Pentez
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I grow weed.
Pinned
In 1987, my uncle Tony taught me how to ride a sheep.
Last month I auditioned for a play, something I've never done before. It's an adaptation of the first Sherlock Holmes story.

Today I got cast as Gregson, one of the police detectives.
December 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
December 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
December 3, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Autolabelling service that tells you if a poster needs a wellness check or if they are watching sport
November 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Violent Femmes
The Replacements
Barenaked Ladies
Spin Doctors
Phish
introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen

Depeche Mode
Nine Inch Nails
The Hooters
John Carpenter
Howard Shore
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen

Nirvana
R.E.M.
NIN
Soundgarden
Elvis Presley
November 28, 2025 at 12:32 AM
You've got milk on your chin, you dumb asshole.
November 27, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Reposted by Dave "Glen" Pentez
We also have a soup/stew called chicken booyah, named by Belgian immigrants known as Walloons.
November 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Has anyone brought up Wisconsin's (and others') cannibal sandwich? Now, if you're thinking "is that just raw ground beef with raw onions on bread", you'd be absolutely correct.
November 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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I want everyone to post their hometown slop (if you don't have a cuisine that qualifies then your town has zero culture).

Skyline is fine and hits at 3 am just like taco bell lol
November 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
My tiny dog just barked at a moose on TV. I wish I had her confidence.
November 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Destroy an Apple computer with a sledgehammer and fulfill the prophecy made by the 1984 commercial.
November 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Congrats to my 2-3 uncles who look like Dick Cheney for outliving him
November 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
🧵 of truck stop stories
You never came to the Planeview Travel Plaza in Oshkosh and it shows
November 4, 2025 at 3:28 AM
How do I explain Daylight Savings to my dogs so they know it's *not* actually walk time?
November 2, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Whose woods are these? I think I know. They're mine, I live in a forest.
November 2, 2025 at 12:01 AM
M-mr ozymandias pwease im drowning H-hewwo im scawed

Ill do anything fow you mr ozymandias pwease hewp

Anything?

Anything for you mr ozymandias :3

Then despair
October 31, 2025 at 1:47 AM
A Dracula that's not a vampire
October 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Reposted by Dave "Glen" Pentez
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
GORP is a PBJ precursor
October 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Panic Room (2002)
there’s a genre of movie that’s just “i read this semi-interesting magazine article one time”
October 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Movie idea: on a flat earth, the edge/rim is a popular vacation destination. Our protagonist is the proprietor of a 2 ⭐ motel on one of the seedier areas.
October 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I told this story to a guy at karaoke last night, and he immediately brought up the Rothschilds.
Great moments in redaction history.
October 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Happy 42nd birthday to both my favorite AEW wrestler Kenny Omega and my sanest brother @natepentz.bsky.social.
October 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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October 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM