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Gage
@gjr78.bsky.social
He/Him, 29, RPG Fan, Zelda Fan, Holy Shit Dragon Quest VII Remake.
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After much research and development I have made an offline version of ChatGPT.

Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.
December 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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politics rn are when youre playing a social deception game and one of your teammates on the not-hitler side doesn't want to take the game seriously and you all lose and they don't know why everyone is so upset at them
November 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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COVER REVEAL: For the first time in Game Informer history, a Dragon Quest game is gracing our cover! We went to Tokyo to play Dragon Quest VII Reimagined, interview the team behind it, and dive deep into the history of this prolific RPG franchise. Subscribe today!
gameinformer.com/cover-reveal...
October 21, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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What begins as simple curiosity soon unfolds into an epic adventure to save the world…

The beloved adventure is remade and reborn. Dragon Quest VII Reimagined launches on February 5, 2026! youtu.be/3c8xcYHboPs?...
DRAGON QUEST VII Reimagined | Announcement Trailer
YouTube video by DRAGON QUEST
youtu.be
September 12, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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I think a network of millionaire and billionaire pedophiles that do sex crimes on a private island should be enough for people to realize “people shouldn’t have vastly more wealth than other people”
September 9, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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just outright smacking the sign
June 19, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Beat Wind Waker on Switch 2 NSO, it's still my favorite Zelda game, but the QoL changes from the Wii U version make it hard to go back to.
September 3, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Still the best Zelda ending.
September 3, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Newsom is proof that if Trump was more clean cut and well spoken liberals wouldn’t have a problem with Trump
August 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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#FantasticFour star Ebon Moss-Bachrach was asked what he would do if he had The Thing's powers

“There’s a handful of fascists that I would just throw into outer space”

(via IMDb)
July 29, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Another day, another reminder that Democratic leaders chose to forfeit the Presidency rather than desisting from genocide.
July 29, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Mario Lart World Course Tierlist
July 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Seeing younger people say "we can't leave discord, it's where everyone is."

Honey, it's just Internet routine to leave every major communication and social media platform every 10 or so years because it falls apart. You'll get used to it.
May 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Oh so you like turn-based RPGs now? Allow me to recommend Dragon Quest XI S: Echoes of an Elusive Age - Definitive Edition, available now on all current platforms
April 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Share the last 4 games you played and expose your gaming habit
April 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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None of you in queer adjacent, leftist discords dare give them the scan of your ID or your face so you can view "mature content"; doing so would be extremely fucking stupid and endanger you and everyone else on the server.
April 20, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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Read some JP tweet, "I'm really worried that I'll find the Kirby Air Ride sequel not all that fun after a couple hours...and realize that what I really wanted wasn't a sequel but that time after school with the gang."
April 5, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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A true heater 48 hours for The Onion, in my unbiased opinion.
April 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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April 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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He take egg
He take job
Now he take mario
April 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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The DK face design revision was the right call, and the results speak for themselves. If you disagree, I don't trust your judgment. =P
April 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Look I know I'm kind of a pushy asshole about AI voices in memes and stuff but we either treat all genAI as shit garbage that shouldn't be touched or we're just gonna have to keep fucking dealing with it. I don't know what to tell you
March 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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seriously.... big ups on a visible, sustained, invigorating protest movement thats giving me hope in darkness
Wow, so I guess the #TeslaTakedown is working.
March 11, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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Finally, I can finally release my magnus opus here.
March 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Bring back one cancelled TV show.

(The reason for the cancellation of the 8th season - before its ultimate one-off special "finale" - remains one of the most ridiculous bits of entertainment industry corporate nonsense you will ever maybe eventually hear. Also, those Season 8 scripts were great.)
March 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM