Don’t do coke, kids
I thought this was my forever home but circumstances have sadly changed 💔 I need a quick sale. Please enquire www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...
Check out this 3 bedroom detached house for sale on Rightmove
3 bedroom detached house for sale in Chivers Road, Stondon Massey, Brentwood, CM15 for £1,600,000. Marketed by Keith Ashton, Kelvedon Hatch
www.rightmove.co.uk
January 7, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Don’t do coke, kids
Back to work on Thursday. Thanks to past me for working incredibly hard, for a change, so that I won’t be going back to a mountain of shit on my return. What’s he after?
January 6, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Back to work on Thursday. Thanks to past me for working incredibly hard, for a change, so that I won’t be going back to a mountain of shit on my return. What’s he after?
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Wikipedia template for every prominent right wing businessman
January 6, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Wikipedia template for every prominent right wing businessman
If anyone was planning on hoovering up the last of the reduced Christmas pate from the Co-op on Whalley New Road, Blackburn, you’re now too late. Fucking losers
January 6, 2026 at 12:37 PM
If anyone was planning on hoovering up the last of the reduced Christmas pate from the Co-op on Whalley New Road, Blackburn, you’re now too late. Fucking losers
Tomorrow’s the first day back at school for the 8 yr old. Email to say the boiler’s fucked so school closed
January 5, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Tomorrow’s the first day back at school for the 8 yr old. Email to say the boiler’s fucked so school closed
Yer da gave one to yer ma, but lumpy like rice pudding because of a yeast infection or something. Send.
Hey everyone take a look at this necklace I saw on Instagram that you fill with your partner’s jizz and wear around
January 5, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Yer da gave one to yer ma, but lumpy like rice pudding because of a yeast infection or something. Send.
Got sympathy for Amorim. Never ever the right appointment, simply based on how much money and time (he was unlikely to get either) he would need to get his system firing (if he ever could). But still, ridiculous levels of stubbornness hardly helps his cause
January 5, 2026 at 10:37 AM
Got sympathy for Amorim. Never ever the right appointment, simply based on how much money and time (he was unlikely to get either) he would need to get his system firing (if he ever could). But still, ridiculous levels of stubbornness hardly helps his cause
30 mile round trip through the snow to get the lad to college. Is it too early for a stiff drink?
January 5, 2026 at 9:55 AM
30 mile round trip through the snow to get the lad to college. Is it too early for a stiff drink?
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This is brilliant. And they have a YouTube channel full of them.
My friends in Austria sent this and I can't stop watching...wait for the end. 🤗💜
January 4, 2026 at 12:56 PM
This is brilliant. And they have a YouTube channel full of them.
Kevin McAllister really should have kicked Trump to the bollocks in Home Alone 2
January 3, 2026 at 9:59 AM
Kevin McAllister really should have kicked Trump to the bollocks in Home Alone 2
Venezuela has the largest proven oil reserves in the world.
January 3, 2026 at 9:35 AM
Venezuela has the largest proven oil reserves in the world.
ANOTHER buffet and drinks for me and Mrs G today
January 1, 2026 at 3:06 PM
ANOTHER buffet and drinks for me and Mrs G today
No new year resolutions for me again. Onwards towards the iceberg I continue to directly sail
January 1, 2026 at 12:46 PM
No new year resolutions for me again. Onwards towards the iceberg I continue to directly sail
Another debauched, x-rated New Years Eve, fuelled by sex, booze and the finest cocaine this side of Bogotá. By which I mean I was in bed by 10pm.
January 1, 2026 at 8:17 AM
Another debauched, x-rated New Years Eve, fuelled by sex, booze and the finest cocaine this side of Bogotá. By which I mean I was in bed by 10pm.
In crushingly mundane news, I’ve bought not one but two heated clothes racks today 🤘
December 31, 2025 at 4:48 PM
In crushingly mundane news, I’ve bought not one but two heated clothes racks today 🤘
Is it any less tense on here today? The last 2 days has been like walking into one of them flat roofed concrete pubs and you *just know* it’s either just kicked off and this is the interlude, or it’s about to kick off
December 31, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Is it any less tense on here today? The last 2 days has been like walking into one of them flat roofed concrete pubs and you *just know* it’s either just kicked off and this is the interlude, or it’s about to kick off
Just chopped some chillies and now my fingers and the inside of my right nostril are on fire
December 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Just chopped some chillies and now my fingers and the inside of my right nostril are on fire
Lemon, garlic and thyme pork chops, oregano fries, chimichurri, anchovy mayonnaise and salad for tea. Absolutely desperate for summer food 😍
December 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Lemon, garlic and thyme pork chops, oregano fries, chimichurri, anchovy mayonnaise and salad for tea. Absolutely desperate for summer food 😍
Spoiler alert: He has not.
Tommy Robinson says he found Jesus in prison. Churches disagree about how to respond
Tommy Robinson says he found Jesus in prison. Churches disagree about how to respond
C of E faces dilemma as far right claims Christianity to push agenda that often clashes with gospel message
www.theguardian.com
December 28, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Spoiler alert: He has not.
Stop what you’re doing and make anchovy mayonnaise. Mayo, anchovies and a garlic clove blitzed together. Done. I’m gonna fill the bath with the stuff
December 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Stop what you’re doing and make anchovy mayonnaise. Mayo, anchovies and a garlic clove blitzed together. Done. I’m gonna fill the bath with the stuff
It’s Christmas and I’ve not been near even a slither of cheese. Who even am I these days?
December 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
It’s Christmas and I’ve not been near even a slither of cheese. Who even am I these days?