Round pegs in round holes for united. Not fucking hard!
January 17, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Round pegs in round holes for united. Not fucking hard!
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Minneapolis residents are painting tunnels onto brick walls and ICE agents are running into them. This is not funny.
Naaaaaaailed it
January 15, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Minneapolis residents are painting tunnels onto brick walls and ICE agents are running into them. This is not funny.
‘What’s up?’. Bluesky, how long have you got…
January 15, 2026 at 5:06 PM
‘What’s up?’. Bluesky, how long have you got…
I’d like to believe that each time a high ranking Tory involved in the last toxic government defects to Reform, they haemorrhage voters. But our politics, with our thick as mince electorate, doesn’t work like that
January 15, 2026 at 12:09 PM
I’d like to believe that each time a high ranking Tory involved in the last toxic government defects to Reform, they haemorrhage voters. But our politics, with our thick as mince electorate, doesn’t work like that
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This is clearly depressing and radicalising in a way a tax wouldn't have been.
January 15, 2026 at 7:53 AM
This is clearly depressing and radicalising in a way a tax wouldn't have been.
What drivel
🙂 Hey @gj19eighty.bsky.social! There's a gentle optimism in your messages. Your sentiment score is 0.03 (slightly positive). You seem to be in a good mood - share more of that with your followers!
January 13, 2026 at 6:56 PM
What drivel
January 13, 2026 at 6:55 PM
The River Darwen. Nearly entirely culverted under the town I live. The bits that are above ground stink of shit. The Danube it is not.
My favorite Twitter prompt was "RT this with your home river," so reskeet this with your home river.
Mine is the Patuxent.
Mine is the Patuxent.
January 13, 2026 at 8:12 AM
The River Darwen. Nearly entirely culverted under the town I live. The bits that are above ground stink of shit. The Danube it is not.
Biryani x 3 (chicken, quorn for the veggie, and a milder chicken one for the 8 year old), healthy baked onion bhajis, sauces x 2 (a hot mint and yoghurt, and a cooling coriander) and a raw red onion chutney for tea today chaps 😍
January 11, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Biryani x 3 (chicken, quorn for the veggie, and a milder chicken one for the 8 year old), healthy baked onion bhajis, sauces x 2 (a hot mint and yoghurt, and a cooling coriander) and a raw red onion chutney for tea today chaps 😍
Mine and Mrs G’s 25th anniversary in a few weeks (25 years together and also 15 years married on the same day). We’re off to Edinburgh for the weekend, one of the 1st places we went together. Can’t fucking wait
January 10, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Mine and Mrs G’s 25th anniversary in a few weeks (25 years together and also 15 years married on the same day). We’re off to Edinburgh for the weekend, one of the 1st places we went together. Can’t fucking wait
Shropshire blue cheese melted on toasted sourdough bread. You fuck off
January 10, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Shropshire blue cheese melted on toasted sourdough bread. You fuck off
Watched Silence of the Lambs last night, which remains a banger of a film
January 10, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Watched Silence of the Lambs last night, which remains a banger of a film
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I have no words. Then again, I have too many words. So, let’s just sit with their words.
January 10, 2026 at 2:52 PM
I have no words. Then again, I have too many words. So, let’s just sit with their words.
Spent Christmas drinking good quality, high ABV, wine (don’t fucking start - we got a deal) and not a single hangover. Last night, I was back on the supermarket, lower ABV, stuff and I feel like shit. Makes you think
January 10, 2026 at 10:07 AM
Spent Christmas drinking good quality, high ABV, wine (don’t fucking start - we got a deal) and not a single hangover. Last night, I was back on the supermarket, lower ABV, stuff and I feel like shit. Makes you think
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If you're still on twitter, you're a nonce.
January 9, 2026 at 4:32 PM
If you're still on twitter, you're a nonce.
They’ve also reduced the size of some of their baguette sandwiches. Not the shit plain ones, but the good ones like the Mexican chilli cheese. Shithouses.
Greggs puts up price of sausage roll by 5p to £1.35 amid rising costs
Greggs puts up price of sausage roll by 5p to £1.35 amid rising costs
Bakery chain also adds 10p to a latte, bringing it to £2.25, as CEO warns of ‘a tough, challenging market’
Greggs has added 5p to the price of a sausage roll and 10p to a latte coffee as it leans on some of its bestsellers to soak up rising wage, energy and packaging costs.
The UK’s largest bakery chain said it had no plans for further price increases at present and it expected inflation to ease this year as it admitted it had sold fewer items in the run-up to Christmas amid a “very tough, challenging market”. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
January 8, 2026 at 9:19 PM
They’ve also reduced the size of some of their baguette sandwiches. Not the shit plain ones, but the good ones like the Mexican chilli cheese. Shithouses.
Please fucking snow. Please. I live on a well gritted main road, but my boss doesn’t need to know that
January 8, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Please fucking snow. Please. I live on a well gritted main road, but my boss doesn’t need to know that
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Naturally. You're welcome.
January 7, 2026 at 11:05 AM
Naturally. You're welcome.
Don’t do coke, kids
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Check out this 3 bedroom detached house for sale on Rightmove
3 bedroom detached house for sale in Chivers Road, Stondon Massey, Brentwood, CM15 for £1,600,000. Marketed by Keith Ashton, Kelvedon Hatch
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January 7, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Don’t do coke, kids
Back to work on Thursday. Thanks to past me for working incredibly hard, for a change, so that I won’t be going back to a mountain of shit on my return. What’s he after?
January 6, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Back to work on Thursday. Thanks to past me for working incredibly hard, for a change, so that I won’t be going back to a mountain of shit on my return. What’s he after?
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Wikipedia template for every prominent right wing businessman
January 6, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Wikipedia template for every prominent right wing businessman
If anyone was planning on hoovering up the last of the reduced Christmas pate from the Co-op on Whalley New Road, Blackburn, you’re now too late. Fucking losers
January 6, 2026 at 12:37 PM
If anyone was planning on hoovering up the last of the reduced Christmas pate from the Co-op on Whalley New Road, Blackburn, you’re now too late. Fucking losers